WOW! WHAT DO YOU KNOW! YOU JUST CAME TO THE BEST TACO BELL WEBSITE IN THE WORLD! YES HERE YOU CAN FIND THE MOST UP TO DATE, MOST CONCISE MENU OF TACO BELL'S FINE CULINARY MEXICAN CUISINES! ALSO, I'M VERY STRANGE! :D ENJOY YOUR STAY!

NEWS - 6/29/08: The stars of the show today are the QUESO CRUNCH WRAPS, ALL OF WHICH EQUALLY ROCK!! Rounding out this kickass update are the Hard Big Taste Tacos!!

Also, I kinda need some help. The Taco Bell near my house isn't going to get the Fruitista Freeze drinks and since I unfortunately have a life outside of eating Taco Bell (BLAH!), I can't get up to the Taco Bell that has them anytime soon! Can someone PLEEEEEASE review them for me until I can go there and have them myself!? KTHX!!!!!!! So yeah, eat spicy sustinance!!

Here are the thingies you can find in this very good and the best Taco Bell Website in the world:
THE MENU! The main reason you came to this site in the freaking first place! Even Taco Bell's own website isn't more accurate! HAHA!
THE FAQ! This has some crap about me and some crap about this website and some crap.
THE TACO BELL CRITICS ROSTER! This is where I list all of the other Taco Bell critics that contribute their opinions to meeeeeeeee!
THE THANK YOU PAGE! This part has some traditional "internet shoutouts" which people either think are very cool or think are very stupid. :P
COMPARISON ARTICLES! Look here for my take on fast food places that try to be better than Taco Bell!
THE POLL ARCHIVES! Here is where you can find the results of polls I have made in the past.
LINKS! Links.
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VIEW GUESTBOOKIE!
Questions? Comments? Wanna be a TB Critic? Wanna discuss reoccurring dreams of being tied up in shrink wrap while being sacrificed to a 60 foot tall spider with no fashion sense? MY NEW EMAIL ADDRESS IS SAIKYOKI AT GMAIL DOT COM.

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