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THE TEXAS RATTLE SNAKE
 THE LAW
 STONE COLD STEVE AUSTIN  

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Steve Austin
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Horace Hogan
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PROLOGUE;


The rage, the anger, the determination for destruction....was unleashed. After what happened on Thursday July 17th, 2008 at GWF Thursday Night Thunder, where Stone Cold Steve Austin was moments away from becoming World Champion before being screwed by Chris Kanyon...austin was in outrage. The anger that consumed him after that outcome was built up inside and ready to be unleashed. So then came a match. A match last Monday Night on Raw where Stone Cold Steve Austin went one on one with AJ Styles, and to simply put it...let that anger out. Austin promised that he would unleash that anger, and make a statement with this match. Basically sending a message to Kanyon with a total beat down of AJ Styles. Austin didn't disappoint. He did just what he said he was going to do, and the point was made. Now, a new edition of Raw is upon us, and Stone Cold Steve Austin will once again be in the center of the ring. This time Austin will be in one on one competition with Horace Hogan. A former United States Champion here in the GWF among other things. The two will clash, and it should be epic. Can Austin continue the momentum he is starting to build? Or can Horace Hogan return to the gwf and open with a huge victory? Find out this Monday night...ON RAW::



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-[Scene One]-

Location: New York, New York
Event Taking PLace: Austin back at the Shrinks
Time: 10:30am July 28th.

((Scene opens up inside the office of well known therapist Laura Hoffman. Austin is making his second appearance at the officer, as this time Debra has not only brought him back to work on his anger, but also to apologize for the way he acted last time. Austin and Debra are currently seated in the waiting area, pretty much in the same two seats they were in last time they arrived at the shrinks office. Debra has her faced planted into the latest gossip magazine, while Austin is sitting beside her, his left leg folded and resting on his right knee. He sits back in his chair, looking around as the wait room is currently empty. Not as busy as it was last time. Austin then starts to talk to Debra, as Debra pays very little attention and focuses more on her magazine.))

-["The Baddest S.O.B" Stone Cold]- "Debra."

-["Puppiesss" Debra]- "...."

-["The Baddest S.O.B" Stone Cold]- "Debra!"

-["Puppiesss" Debra]- "...hmm?.."

-["The Baddest S.O.B" Stone Cold]- "Don't you notice somethin' strange?"

-["Puppiesss" Debra]- "...."

-["The Baddest S.O.B" Stone Cold]- "DEBRA!"

((With Austin's yelling of Debra's name, it jerks Debra from her magazine, as he quickly turns her head to him. It also caught the attention of the desk lady at the counter who looks up at the two for a moment, and then looks back down at her pad. Debra then elbows Austin in his arm and speaks.))

-["Puppiesss" Debra]- "Don't yell like that in here!"

-["The Baddest S.O.B" Stone Cold]- "Well then answer me woman!"

-["Puppiesss" Debra]- "What do you want?"

-["The Baddest S.O.B" Stone Cold]- "Don't you notice somethin' strange?"

-["Puppiesss" Debra]- "What? What's strange?"

-["The Baddest S.O.B" Stone Cold]- "The last time we were here, there was alot of people waitin' to see her. Now this time, no one is here. Shows you that no one likes this woman. She obviously doesn't know what she is talkin' about!"

-["Puppiesss" Debra]- "Oh shut up Steve! You are just trying to find any and every way out of this! We are going through with this session, whether you like it or not! I'm putting my foot down, Steve!"

-["The Baddest S.O.B" Stone Cold]- "Like hell you are! I'm outta here!"

-["Puppiesss" Debra]- "Don't even think about it! You keep your ass right there mister! Over my dead body are you leaving."

-["The Baddest S.O.B" Stone Cold]- (mumbles) "That could be arranged."

((Right then Dr. Hoffman's office door opens up, and she steps out. Debra quickly gets to her feet, as Austin slowly follows behind.))

-["Da Shrinko" Dr. Hoffman]- "Austin, Debra, welcome back. Please come in."

((Dr. Hoffman then holds the door open, as Debra immediately walks in while Austin again, slowly follows behind. Debra and Austin take their seat upon the couch as Dr. Hoffman closes the door behind, and then takes her usual seat across from them.))

-["Da Shrinko" Dr. Hoffman]- "Welcome back guys. I have to admit, I am surprised to see you two here after the way things went with our last session."

-["Puppiesss" Debra]- "Yes. Sorry about that. That was just a bad day. Infact, Steve even has something to say to you. Right Steve?"

((Austin is currently off in his own little world, bored out of his mind, and looking around the room.))

-["Puppiesss" Debra]- "Steve!"

((Austin snaps back to reality after Debra yells at him.))

-["The Baddest S.O.B" Stone Cold]- "What?"

-["Puppiesss" Debra]- "Don't you have something to say to Dr. Hoffman?"

-["The Baddest S.O.B" Stone Cold]- "About what?"

-["The Baddest S.O.B" Stone Cold]- "About what we talked about."

-["The Baddest S.O.B" Stone Cold]- "I don't know what you are talkin' about."

((Debra gives Austin a very stern look. Austin sees the look.))

-["The Baddest S.O.B" Stone Cold]- "Oh yeah...that. I just wanted to say I'm sorry for the things I said last time."

-["Da Shrinko" Dr. Hoffman]- "It's okay Steve. In fact saying you are sorry is a huge step in recovering from your anger problem."

-["The Baddest S.O.B" Stone Cold]- "I don't have an anger problem!"

-["Da Shrinko" Dr. Hoffman]- "Right, well we will get into that in a second. First, I want to know how you are feeling."

-["The Baddest S.O.B" Stone Cold]- "I feel fine. I got a match actually later tonight. We are flyin' to New Haven for it. It's against Horace Hogan."

-["Da Shrinko" Dr. Hoffman]- "Ah I see. Getting to face the Immortal Hulkster, I see."

-["The Baddest S.O.B" Stone Cold]- "What? Did you just compare Horace Hogan and Hulk Hogan? Did you just get them mixed up? Wow. Right there you just sounded...well stupid."

-["Puppiesss" Debra]- "Steve!"

-["The Baddest S.O.B" Stone Cold]- "What?! She did. How the hell do you mistake Horace Hogan for Hulk Hogan. They are not even similar. There is no way you could mistake a nobdoy, pathetic jackass like Horace Hogan for an icon like Hulk Hogan. She just sounded real stupid there."

-["Puppiesss" Debra]- "Steve!"

-["Da Shrinko" Dr. Hoffman]- "Debra, its ok. My apologies Steve. Now, how does getting to be in a match with Horace make you feel?"

-["The Baddest S.O.B" Stone Cold]- "I feel great. I get to get in the ring tonight and whoop his ass all over it! I feel great!"

-["Da Shrinko" Dr. Hoffman]- "See, this is what I'm talking about Steve. You have an anger problem. You get pleasure from beating someone up. That is an anger problem."

-["The Baddest S.O.B" Stone Cold]- "There you go with that crap again! I don't have an anger problem!"

-["Da Shrinko" Dr. Hoffman]- "Well in my expert opinion...you do."

-["The Baddest S.O.B" Stone Cold]- "Well in my expert opinion, I feel your opinion sucks! Hell, in my expert opinion I think you are a no good, theraputic jackass!"

-["Puppiesss" Debra]- "Steve Austin!"

-["The Baddest S.O.B" Stone Cold]- "It's obvious this was just another damn mistake. So I'm outta this crack pot."

((Austin gets to his feet, and goes to the door, opens it up, stops and turns back to Dr. Hoffman.))

-["The Baddest S.O.B" Stone Cold]- "And your perfume still stinks!"

((Austin then goes on out of the office, as again Dr. Hoffman is left there surprised with Austin's sudden outburst. Debra then apologizes to Dr. Hoffman, and quickly runs out after Austin. Scene ends.))

-[Scene Two]-

Location: New Haven, Connecticut
Event Taking PLace: GWF Monday Night Raw
Time: 8:00pm July 28th.

((Scene opens up inside the New Haven Coliseum in downtown New Haven, Connecticut. The fans have packed the Coliseum to the roof and are anticipating one hell of a Monday Night Raw. They are all still hung over from the epic King of The Ring pay per view, that took place last Night in Newark. Suddenly the lights dim, as the pyros begin to explode and Raw's theme hits over the p.a system. It is here. Monday Night Raw has hit the air! The fans are going crazy, as the camera zooms through the crowd checking out all the different screaming fans. The camera then cuts right to Jim Ross and Jerry Lawler who are ringside for tonights event.))

-["Good Ol" Jim Ross]- "Welcome folks to another edition of Monday Night Raw! Tonight, we come to you live from the soled out New Haven Coliseum, and folks we have one jamn packed card for you!"

-[Jerry "The King" Lawler]- "Oh J.R, we do have a great show tonight, but that's not what the important thing is. The important thing is to see the fall out of what took place last night at...KING OF THE RING!"

-["Good Ol" Jim Ross]- "Well King, last night was sure as hell one epic pay per view. We witnessed titles changing hands as Snitsky became the new Intercontinal Champion. MVP defeated Somoa Joe to become the European Champion, and Paul London quickly recaptured his Hardcore title, by defeating the same man who took it from him...Hollywood Hogan! Plus folks we crowned a new King of The Ring and it was non-other than current United States and one half-tag team champion...Crash Holly!"

-[Jerry "The King" Lawler]- "It was a huge win J.R! Everyone was talking about Paul Burchill or even CM Punk walking out of the pay per view as the new King of The Ring, but when it was all said and done...CRASH, proved he was the real King of The Ring! Boy what a tournament it was this year!"

-["Good Ol" Jim Ross]- "What a tournament indeed. Also King, the main event was a slobber knocker. Kanyon versus William Regal for the GWF World Heavyweight Championship and this match ended in the only way it could have with a match between these two...with controversy. Yet in the end President Hays made two huge announcements. First awarding William Regal the GWF World Championship due to Kanyon's actions against the Back to Basics movement, and then the shocker of them all. President Hays, again due to Back to Basics, fired Paul Burchill!"

-[Jerry "The King" Lawler]- "Can you believe that J.R! President Hays fired William Regals right hand man...he fired Paul Burchill! Can he do that?"

-["Good Ol" Jim Ross]- "He is the President of this company King. He can do what he likes. But I bet we will see more from the fall out of King of The Ring, right here on Raw!"

-[Jerry "The King" Lawler]- "Oh boy I can't wait!"

((Right then the titron starts to fade on, and the fans turn their attention towards it. The crowd is viewing the backstage hallway, with the main focuse on the exit door that leads out to the backstage parking lot. Suddenly the exit door flies open and in walks, Stone Cold Steve Austin. The fans burst into cheers once they see the Texas Rattlesnake, walking into the arena. Austin is dressed in one of his trademark Austin t-shirts taht reads "Unleash Hell!". He is also sporting some blue jean shorts, his typical black boots with his black knee braces already attached. Also Austin has his cameo jacket on and his trademark Stone Cold cameo ball cap. Austin has his bag draped over his shoulder as he takes steps down the hallway, apparently making his way towards his locker room. Yet, Austin doesn't make it quite there as he is quickly stoped in his tracks. Stepping into the screen is GWF Backstage Interviewer...Kevin Kelly. Kelly seems a bit nervous, as this is his first interview since rejoining the wrestling profession. Austin stands there, looking Kevin Kelly up and down, trying to figure out just who the hell he is. Kelly then starts to speak.))

-["The Hermaphadite" Kevin Kelly]- "Sorry...um..sorry Stone Cold. I just wanted to kno...I just..I just.."

-["The Baddest S.O.B" Stone Cold]- "Well come on son, spit it out already. I don't got all day!"

-["The Hermaphadite" Kevin Kelly]- "Sorry Stone Cold. I was...I was just wondering if I could get an interview with you."

-["The Baddest S.O.B" Stone Cold]- "An interview? Who the hell are you son?"

-["The Hermaphadite" Kevin Kelly]- "I'm Ke.."

-["The Baddest S.O.B" Stone Cold]- "What?!"

-["The Hermaphadite" Kevin Kelly]- "Ke.."

-["The Baddest S.O.B" Stone Cold]- "What?!"

-["The Hermaphadite" Kevin Kelly]- "I sai.."

-["The Baddest S.O.B" Stone Cold]- "What?!"

((The fans are beginning to laugh, and Kevin Kelly can hear them. His nerves are not just shooting through the roof, as he begins to sweat even harder. He has know become overwhelmed, and tries to answer one more time.))

-["The Hermaphadite" Kevin Kelly]- "It's Ke.."

-["The Baddest S.O.B" Stone Cold]- "What?!"

((Kelly has now become speechless as Austin's mockery and the fans laughing reaction is fuled the nerves he already had. He stands there, looking around not sure what to do when Austin speaks.))

-["The Baddest S.O.B" Stone Cold]- "I'm just messin' with ya son. But really...who the hell are you?"

-["The Hermaphadite" Kevin Kelly]- "I'm Kevin Kelly, and I've just returned to the GWF as an interviewer."

-["The Baddest S.O.B" Stone Cold]- "You don't say. Congrats son. Good for you! Now get the hell outta my way!"

((Austin tries to walk past Kelly, when Kelly steps in front of him. A loud "ooooh" his heard throughout the arena as they feel that was a bad move on Kelly's part. Austin just stares a dark hole into Kevin Kelly, as Kelly nervously speaks.))

-["The Hermaphadite" Kevin Kelly]- "I'm..I"m sorry Austin. I just really need this interview. It's my first one back, and I need a big, talented, supersetar to get off on the right foot. Please?"

-["The Baddest S.O.B" Stone Cold]- "What are you doin' son? You tryin' to suck up to Stone Cold?"

-[GWF Fans]- "What?!"

-["The Baddest S.O.B" Stone Cold]- "Get on Stone Cold's good side..."

-[GWF Fans]- "What?!"

-["The baddest S.O.B" Stone Cold]- "Kiss ass..."

-[GWF Fans]- "What?!"

-["The Baddest S.O.B" Stone Cold]- "Brown nose...."

-[GWF Fans]- "What?!"

-["The Baddest S.O.B" Stone Cold]- "You tryin' to influence me into givin' you your damn interview by flatterin' Stone Cold?"

-["The Hermaphadite" Kevin Kelly]- "No, I'm sorry Stone Cold. I j.."

-["The Baddest S.O.B" Stone Cold]- "SHUT UP! Don't apologize. There is no need for that! Now straighten up! If you're gonna ask Stone Cold some questions, than get to it! Like I said, I don't got all day!"

-["The Hermaphadite" Kevin Kelly]- "Okay, well my first question pretains to the King of The Ring. Why were not not booked in a match at last nights pay per view?"

-["The Baddest S.O.B" Stone Cold]- "Why wasn't I booked in a match?! Cause I didn't need to be jackass! There was no reason for Stone Cold Steve Austin to be booked in a match last night at King Of The Ring. Hell, not gonna lie...I should have been. Stone Cold Steve Austin should have been in the damn main event. Not too long ago, I was screwed out of winnin' the GWF World Heavyweight Championship! So as you can see, it should have been Stone Cold Steve Austin in that main event, defending the GWF World Heavyweight Title against William Regal, and whoopin' William Regal's ass all over that damn ring! Yet, like I said, I was screwed out of the title two weeks ago. So it was Kanyon defendin' the title, and he got his ass whooped! He lost the title! Serves the little bastard right! So that is why, Stone Cold Steve Austin was not booked at the King of The Ring!"

-["The Hermaphadite" Kevin Kelly]- "Did you watch any of the pay per view?"

-["The Baddest S.O.B" Stone Cold]- "Yeah I watched some of the pay per view. I saw some of the matches, when I didn't have somethin' better to do. Like drinkin' a beer, eatin', or takin' a damn crap! So yeah, I saw some jackasss attemptin' to wrestle and borein' the hell outta of the fans. But then again, I also saw some guys go out there and impress Stone Cold. I saw titles change hands, and all that good stuff!"

-["The Hermaphadite" Kevin Kelly]- "What did you think of the pay per view? Mainly, what did you think of Crash Holly becoming the King of The Ring winner?"

-["The Baddest S.O.B" Stone Cold]- "I could give a rats ass! Crash Holly won the King of The Ring, congrats to him. But really...who the hell cares! Now you better start askin' some better questions son!"

-["The Hermaphadite" Kevin Kelly]- "Sorry Austin. Moving onto tonights match. Your match, that is, with Horace Hogan. Your thoughts on Horace Hogan?"

-["The Baddest S.O.B" Stone Cold]- "My thoughts on Horace Hogan?! Hell son, a couple of days ago I didn't even know who this jackass was. Thought he was some jackass kid who was comin' into wrestling and tryin' to make his name in wrestling by using the last name of The Hulkster. Tryin' to ride that name to success. Than I quickly realized that wasn't true. He is no kid tryin' to ride the Hogan name to success instead of workin' hard on his own. NO! He is an over grown, over sized, hairy ass, good for nothin' yellow carcass man...who is tryin' to make good by usin' the Hogan name! That's pathetic! Hell, the only reason they probably signed Horace Hogan to come back to wrestling was because of his last name. They thought that maybe there could be an ounce of greatness that The Hulkster once brought to wrestling, but guess what...there isn't nothin' there but pure trash! Horace Hogan is the outkast of the Hogan family. He is the one that no one really knows, that no one really cares about...because he sucks! Horace Hogan is nothin' but a big fat joke to professional wrestling! He wants to talk about actually havin' wrestling skill. Wants to talk about how Stone Cold Steve Austin has no skill. Just goes out there brawls with every guy, and shows no technical skill. He wants to show Stone Cold how real wrestlin' is done! That is the biggest pile of crap, I have ever heard! Horace Hogan knows nothin' about wrestlin'! The only thing Horace Hogan knows how to do is say...super size me! That's about it! He's a joke! Hell, the jackass is so pathetic he is tryin' anything and everythin' in the book to actually win some matches. Even goin as far as tryin' to find a new gimmick, like it matters. Hell son, I don't give a damn if you went and got yourself a brahma bull tatoo, raised your eyebrow and walked around sayin' crap like: If ya smell what Horace is cookin'! It won't change a damn thing! You'll stll suck! People will still not care to know who the hell you are, and tonight, live on Raw, Stone Cold Steve Austin will still stomp a mudhole in your ass and then walk the son of a bitch dry!"

((The fans explode into cheers for Stone Cold, as Kelly continues on with the interview.))

-["The Hermaphadite" Kevin Kelly]- "Austin, what about the fact that Horace Hogan is a former GWF Hardocre and GWF United States Champion?"

-["The Baddest S.O.B" Stone Cold]- "What's your point?"

-["The Hermaphadite" Kevin Kelly]- "I'm ju.."

-["The Baddest S.O.B" Stone Cold]- "Shut up! I know exactly the point you're tryin' to make jackass. You think just because Horace Hogan once held a couple of titles that he means somethin'. That he is gonna challenge Stone Cold, and/or, beat Stone Cold. NAH-UH, I don't think so! Horace won a couple titles back in his day. Good for him! So did I! Hell, I've won ten times the many titles that jackass has ever won, or will ever win! Horace Hogan didn't mean anythin' when he was winnin' the United States Title, and he sure as hell doesn't mean anythin' now!"

-["The Hermaphadite" Kevin Kelly]- "Well Austin what about the comments Horace Hogan made about you? Comments such as: He thinks who you are and what you stand for is disgusting. He thinks you are nothing more than a redneck beer drinking hippie. Also making comments about how you failed at winning the World Title couple weeks ago. Your thoughts?"

-["The Baddest S.O.B" Stone Cold]- "First off, Stone Cold Steve Austin did not fail at winnin' the world title. I WAS SCREWED! Big difference jackass. I had the match won, and then Kanyon got himself disqualified so that he could keep his precious little title. Only to lose it to William Regal last night! As for Horace Hogan's comments about Stone Cold Steve Austin bein' a redneck. Your damn right. I am a redneck! I am a redneck, and I'm proud of it! Do I drink beer? Hell yeah I do! I drink it with the best of 'em. As for bein' a hippie..not quite. Hell I don't think you can be a redneck and be a hippie at the same time. Two totally different styles of people. Obviously Horace Hogan has had his head bashed in one too many times. He doesn't even know the damn difference. But if he wants to call Stone Cold Steve Austin a hippie..by all means go ahead. That doesn't effect Stone Cold one bit. All that means is this so called hippie, is gonna walk into tonights match and open a can of grade "a" hippie style whoop ass, AND THERE IS NOTHIN' YOU CAN DO ABOUT IT!"

((Fans burst out into a loud pop for Austin, as he takes a moment for their reaction. Austin then continues on.))

-["The Baddest S.O.B" Stone Cold]- "Now Horace Hogan is disgusted for who I am, and what I stand for...good for him. Like I said, I could give a rats ass! He doesn't like the fact that I stand for drinkin' beer, raisin' hell, and whoopin' ass, than so be it. He can leave that to the real men of this profession while he goes off, eats his triple chili cheese-burgers, and plays with his chest hair! I don't care! Now if Horace Hogan doesn't understand how I feel about his opinion, than maybe he will understand this a little better."

((Austin then stares right into the camera and flips the camera couple of birds as the fans go nuts. Austin then pulls his hands back, as Kevin Kelly goes for another question.))

-["The Hermaphadite" Kevin Kelly]- "Alright Steve, before I let you go any last thoughts on Horace Hogan?"

-["The Baddest S.O.B" Stone Cold]- "Well know that you mention it I couldn't help but remember that Horace Hogan spoke about Stone Cold Steve Austin better start to appreciate the name...Horace Hogan. Well Horace, I will appreciate your name. I will appreciate your name just as much as I appreciated that damn toilet I pissed in this mornin"! As for not likin' Texas. Horace, you better start likin' Texas, or atleast appreciatin' the size of Texas! Cause tonight your yellow carcass is gonna receive a Texas size ass whoopin', AND THAT'S THE BOTTOM LINE...CAUSE STONE COLD..SAID SO!"

((Austin's music hits over the p.a system inside the arena, as the fans go nuts. Austin then just takes on elast glare into the camera, making sure Horace Hogan got full awareness of what he just said. Austin then walks off camera, headed for his locker room. The titron then cuts out as Raw goes to a commercial break. Scene ends.))

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