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Roleplay Number
Three
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°+ °+ Out Of Character Note + °+ °
Here is my 1st Rp for WILD. Hope you enjoy it.

°+ °+ Music of the Moment + °+ °

Dead Kennedys - Religious Vomit
[Chorus]
All religions make me wanna throw up
All religions make me sick
All religions make me wanna throw up
All religions suck
They all claim that they have the truth
That'll set you free
Just give 'em all your money and they'll set you free
Free for a fee

They all claim that they have 'the Answer'
When they don't even know the Question
They're just a bunch of liars
They just want your money
They just want your consciousness

[Chorus]
All religions suck
All religions make me wanna throw up
All religions suck
All religions make me wanna BLEAH

They really make me sick
They really make me sick
They really make me sick
They really make me sick
They really make me sick
They really make me ILL


°+ °+ Match Recap + °+ °

Syxx w/Edge Vs Buff Bagwell w/ Scotty 2 Hotty
wMe Tag Team Titles Ladder Match

//-(o)-// Syxx began to make his way to his feet as Buff looks for the Blockbuster and Connects with Intent. Syxx hit hard. Bagwell went for the ladder again. This time he got to the top and began clawing at the belt. Edge climbed the other side and began to trade blows with Bagwell. Bagwell jumped and grab the strap but Edge hurled himself through the air and landed a spear. Bagwell and Edge hit very hard. Syxx began to climb. Scotty made the save this time with a huge bulldog. Syxx was out along with all the rest. Bagwell was the only one stirring with edge holding his shoulder from his hard landing. Bagwell exhausted from the match began to climb. Rung by rung he got closer and closer. He reached up and Grabbed both tag titles. The bell rang and Bagwell fell from the ladder to the floor. //-(o)-//

Winner: Buff Bagwell





°+ °+ Roleplay + °+ °

The scene opens up inside St. Lucifer's Church of the Truth.  The pews are filled with Lucifinians.  They look at the empty podium, waiting for their Father.  Suddenly the big doors of the church fling themselves open, the Lucifinians turns towards the door as they watch Syxx walk through the opening, he is wearing his priest clothes with a vestment robe covering it.  The robe is ordained with pentagrams, and as Syxx walks up the aisle towards the aisle, the back can be seen which reads "Atheos Vive"  He walks up the stairs of the alter and stands behind his podium.  He raises his arms and the Lucifinians stand as well.

"The Unholy Father" Syxx: I am the Beast

"Unholy Followers" Lucifinians: And the Beast is us.

Syxx lowers his arms and the followers sit.  He smiles as he begins to speak.

"The Unholy Father" Syxx: Atheos Vive.  The Godless Life in the dead tongue of Latin.  This is what we live my brothers and sisters.  This is a hard time to live this life though, because of the appending holidays, Solstice, Chanukah, and the worst of all, Christmas.  I know you are ell tempted to celebrate, or your families still do.  I permit this, but as long you keep it in your mind that you are not celebrating these holidays because of the return of the Sun God, the celebrate the miracle oil, or to celebrate the birth of a so-called savior.  You are celebrating this to gather with your families, you show your love for one another through gifts.  I ask you to give to the less fortunate, because well, we may be mean to Christians who force their beliefs on people, but I am the only evil one here.  You will deem the day December 25th Truth Day, to combat Christmas.  On this day I will spending time with my glorious family, and so should you.  This is one time I will take something from the Christian belief, setting up a holiday to force out the old ones, but unlike them we will not fail.  They could convert the Pagans to Christianity, but we will show the Christians The Truth.  Go out my brothers and sisters and show the Truth to all.  Atheos Vive!

"Unholy Followers" Lucifinians: Atheos Vive!

The followers begin to file out of the pews and out into the street.  The last one leaves and the door slams behind them, echoing through the church as the scene fades.

The scene reopens back in the church.  It is now empty of all people except for Syxx.  The alter has been adorned with statues of the manger scene.  Syxx looks down at the little crib of the Baby Jesus, then back at the camera, as he begins to speak.

"The Unholy Father" Syxx: Oh come all ye faithful, joyful and triumphant, Oh come ye, oh come ye to Bethlehem. Come and behold him, born the king of angels, Oh come let us adore him, oh come let us adore him Oh come let us adore him, Christ the lord. Sing, choirs of angels, sing with exultations, Sing all ye citizens of heav'n above. Glory to God, in the highest Yea, Lord we greet thee, born this happy morning, Jesus, to thee be glory giv'n Word of the father, now In flesh appearing Adeste fideles, laete triumphantes Venite, venite in Bethlehem. Natum videte, Regem anglelorum Venite adoremus Venite adoremus, venite adoremus, Dominum.  Christmas, what a holiday eh?  Just listen to that song.  Come let us adore him, Christ the lord?  Utter bull.  No one knew at that time of Jesus' birth, which was in Spring mind you, that he would be the song of their God.  Supposedly the Jewish king knew, but no one knew for sure, because how well did they keep records?  Jews don't believe in a savior.  Christians did not exist until after Jesus deemed himself Christ, of the Latin word, christos which meant savior.  This is just another example of Jesus' insanity, and his followers.  The beginnings of a cult, just like Jonestown, just like Heaven's Gate.  Faith is a mental condition, not a natural thing, just something Christianity has had us make up to make us feel so secure.  Human's are the most ridiculous creatures, we are the only species on this entire planet that believes there is something higher approve us that we have never seen.  Animals know what's above them, their predators, but since humans have none, we have to make up one, so said.  But thankfully their is intelligent people, like that of this Unholy church, who know otherwise, that we are the highest beings, but that is nothing to get big headed about, because we are just as vulnerable as any of the other animals.  It's a dog eat dog world, or to put it more appropriately, its human eat human. 

Syxx kicks the cradle of baby Jesus, a shit flies across the room and hits the wall.  Syxx smiles and begins to speak again.

"The Unholy Father" Syxx: Smackdown, this Thursday I face a man who calls himself the People's Champion, the Great One.  Are you some kind of false God Rock?  Do you openly freak the First Commandment, because I know you are a Christian, Rock, it is pretty obvious.  So you break the First Commandment, making yourself a false idol, and all the people who worship you do the same thing.  Guess Christianity has failed hasn't it?  Trying to destroy the human ego, but it just doesn't work.  But I know one thing that will destroy your ego Rock.  That is to beat you in the middle of that ring Thursday.  To pin you and take that title from your waist.  You couldn't care less Rock?  I show you care Rock, care of the EMTs as they wheel your lifeless body out of the ring.  You should start caring about me Rock, because I am the one who will destroy you.  You underestimate me, a big mistake to the people I have faced.  Just ask Stone Cold before I took his European title away, just ask Hurricane before I took his Cruiserweight title, just ask Bagwell when I took his IC title, or Kevin Nash and Shawn Michaels when I took the Tag Titles.  I'm not one to be underestimated.  Great One meets the Unholy Father, what will prevail?  We shall see.

Syxx begins to kick the rest of the manger scene to the wall, Mary, Joseph, the sheep, and all the rest of the animals.  He laughs each time one strikes the wall and shatters.  The scene fades to black.


°+ °+ Disclaimer+ °+ °
This Layout was designed by Michele Bergeron. This roleplay was written by Nick "Joe" Young.  That means, that unless you have my permission (which you don't) you aren't allowed to copy, steal or use any of this. So, let's play by the rules and keep our hands off, shall we? Also, I have no connections to any professional wrestling organization, or for that matter Sean Waltman aka Syxx. I do not know him either, so don't ask me about him, I'm just a kid in an efed playing him.