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Dead Kennedys - Religious Vomit
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Syxx w/Edge Vs Buff Bagwell w/ Scotty 2 Hotty
wMe Tag Team Titles Ladder Match
//-(o)-//
Syxx began to make his way to his feet as Buff looks for the
Blockbuster and Connects with Intent. Syxx hit hard. Bagwell went for the ladder
again. This time he got to the top and began clawing at the belt. Edge climbed
the other side and began to trade blows with Bagwell. Bagwell jumped and grab
the strap but Edge hurled himself through the air and landed a spear. Bagwell
and Edge hit very hard. Syxx began to climb. Scotty made the save this time with
a huge bulldog. Syxx was out along with all the rest. Bagwell was the only one
stirring with edge holding his shoulder from his hard landing. Bagwell exhausted
from the match began to climb. Rung by rung he got closer and closer. He reached
up and Grabbed both tag titles. The bell rang and Bagwell fell from the ladder
to the floor. //-(o)-//
Winner: Buff Bagwell
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The scene opens up inside St. Lucifer's Church of
the Truth. The pews are filled with Lucifinians. They look at the
empty podium, waiting for their Father. Suddenly the big doors of the
church fling themselves open, the Lucifinians turns towards the door as they
watch Syxx walk through the opening, he is wearing his priest clothes with a
vestment robe covering it. The robe is ordained with pentagrams, and as
Syxx walks up the aisle towards the aisle, the back can be seen which reads
"Atheos Vive" He walks up the stairs of the alter and stands behind his
podium. He raises his arms and the Lucifinians stand as well.
"The Unholy Father"
Syxx: I am the Beast
"Unholy Followers"
Lucifinians: And the Beast is us.
Syxx lowers his arms and the followers sit. He smiles as he begins to
speak.
"The Unholy Father"
Syxx: Atheos Vive. The Godless Life in the dead tongue of Latin.
This is what we live my brothers and sisters. This is a hard time to live
this life though, because of the appending holidays, Solstice, Chanukah, and the
worst of all, Christmas. I know you are ell tempted to celebrate, or your
families still do. I permit this, but as long you keep it in your mind
that you are not celebrating these holidays because of the return of the Sun
God, the celebrate the miracle oil, or to celebrate the birth of a so-called
savior. You are celebrating this to gather with your families, you show
your love for one another through gifts. I ask you to give to the less
fortunate, because well, we may be mean to Christians who force their beliefs on
people, but I am the only evil one here. You will deem the day December
25th Truth Day, to combat Christmas. On this day I will spending time with
my glorious family, and so should you. This is one time I will take
something from the Christian belief, setting up a holiday to force out the old
ones, but unlike them we will not fail. They could convert the Pagans to
Christianity, but we will show the Christians The Truth. Go out my
brothers and sisters and show the Truth to all. Atheos Vive!
"Unholy Followers"
Lucifinians: Atheos Vive!
The followers begin to file out of the pews and out into the street. The
last one leaves and the door slams behind them, echoing through the church as
the scene fades.
The scene reopens back in the church. It is
now empty of all people except for Syxx. The alter has been adorned with
statues of the manger scene. Syxx looks down at the little crib of the
Baby Jesus, then back at the camera, as he begins to speak.
"The Unholy Father"
Syxx:
Oh come all ye faithful, joyful and
triumphant, Oh come ye, oh come ye to Bethlehem. Come and behold him, born the
king of angels, Oh come let us adore him, oh come let us adore him Oh come let
us adore him, Christ the lord. Sing, choirs of angels, sing with exultations,
Sing all ye citizens of heav'n above. Glory to God, in the highest Yea, Lord we
greet thee, born this happy morning, Jesus, to thee be glory giv'n Word of the
father, now In flesh appearing Adeste fideles, laete triumphantes Venite, venite
in Bethlehem. Natum videte, Regem anglelorum Venite adoremus Venite adoremus,
venite adoremus, Dominum. Christmas, what a holiday eh? Just listen
to that song. Come let us adore him, Christ the lord? Utter bull.
No one knew at that time of Jesus' birth, which was in Spring mind you, that he
would be the song of their God. Supposedly the Jewish king knew, but no
one knew for sure, because how well did they keep records? Jews don't
believe in a savior. Christians did not exist until after Jesus deemed
himself Christ, of the Latin word, christos which meant savior. This is
just another example of Jesus' insanity, and his followers. The beginnings
of a cult, just like Jonestown, just like Heaven's Gate. Faith is a mental
condition, not a natural thing, just something Christianity has had us make up
to make us feel so secure. Human's are the most ridiculous creatures, we
are the only species on this entire planet that believes there is something
higher approve us that we have never seen. Animals know what's above them,
their predators, but since humans have none, we have to make up one, so said.
But thankfully their is intelligent people, like that of this Unholy church, who
know otherwise, that we are the highest beings, but that is nothing to get big
headed about, because we are just as vulnerable as any of the other animals.
It's a dog eat dog world, or to put it more appropriately, its human eat human.
Syxx kicks the cradle of baby Jesus, a shit flies across the room and hits the
wall. Syxx smiles and begins to speak again.
"The Unholy Father"
Syxx:
Smackdown, this Thursday I face a
man who calls himself the People's Champion, the Great One. Are you some
kind of false God Rock? Do you openly freak the First Commandment, because
I know you are a Christian, Rock, it is pretty obvious. So you break the
First Commandment, making yourself a false idol, and all the people who worship
you do the same thing. Guess Christianity has failed hasn't it?
Trying to destroy the human ego, but it just doesn't work. But I know one
thing that will destroy your ego Rock. That is to beat you in the middle
of that ring Thursday. To pin you and take that title from your waist.
You couldn't care less Rock? I show you care Rock, care of the EMTs as
they wheel your lifeless body out of the ring. You should start caring
about me Rock, because I am the one who will destroy you. You
underestimate me, a big mistake to the people I have faced. Just ask Stone
Cold before I took his European title away, just ask Hurricane before I took his
Cruiserweight title, just ask Bagwell when I took his IC title, or Kevin Nash
and Shawn Michaels when I took the Tag Titles. I'm not one to be
underestimated. Great One meets the Unholy Father, what will prevail?
We shall see.
Syxx begins to kick the rest of the manger scene to the wall, Mary, Joseph, the
sheep, and all the rest of the animals. He laughs each time one strikes
the wall and shatters. The scene fades to black.
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This Layout was designed by Michele Bergeron. This roleplay was written by
Nick "Joe" Young. That means, that unless you have my permission (which you don't) you aren't allowed to copy, steal or use any of this. So, let's play by the rules and keep our hands off, shall we? Also, I have no connections to any professional wrestling organization, or for that matter Sean Waltman aka Syxx. I do not know him either, so don't ask me about him, I'm just a kid in an efed playing him.
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