*The door to an office opens up and as the camera pans in through the doorway, there sits Commissioner Core, wearing a Deftones beanie and a Non-Point hooded sweatshirt, (not exactly your Commissioner gear). Core looks up from the newspaper he is reading, folds it up and sets it on his desk.
Core: You know, The Commish is back and feeling better than ever. And with this being my first spoken words since my retirement let me bring everyone up to speed as to what has been happening in my life. First things first, I was recently released from teh hospital after a brutal car accident that left my best friend with a broken collar bone. I excapted without being injured but I would have rather taken the beating. But besides that, Dawn Marie and myself are living fine and enjoying life away from the ring. Theres no bullshit heat between the boys in the back that we have to put up with and there is no stress to put on a show. But as I sit here in my office, I notice that the lack of commitment that caused TAW to crash and burn once seems to be picking back up. WHy is it that everytime TAW shuts down people beg for it to come back? And then when it is back, it runs for a good week or two and then the real show of commitment shows when people stop posting.Now I'm not bashing anyone and I'm not looking for enemies, but its true, its damn true. So my suggestion is that we cut the crap and get our shit together.
*Core picks up the newspaper and begins reading it again as the camera pans out the doorway.