THE STRATUSPHERE
*...(Continued from previous rp) Trish is shown on the titantron smiling holding her women's championship. The Undertaker just watches in astonishment.*
Trish Stratus:
Whoa there Undertaker. I hope you don't intend on going to far without your partner. Sorry I couldn't be there live right now, but my plane was delayed so I had to be linked via satellite so I would not miss this chance to throw in a few words. Undertaker, I think as a team we will do just fine just like before when we got together. I love being able to work with CCD on occassions like this, because I know all of you will keep up your parts of the deal and I will do my best to keep up on mine. Now Rob, let us just make this clear, much like if Stephanie messes with Undertaker, I have no fear of messing with you. Do not underestimate me because I am a female. You would be surprised how will I could probably beat you if given the opportunity so keep a close eye on yourself and your actions. As far as your partner El Couchina! I mean Stephanie McMahon. Am I the only one tired of seeing her in the ring where I beat her time and time again? I am sure that I am not. Stephanie really I mean come on. You made that big come back talking about how you were undefeatable and how there was not one person who had beat you or who would ever beat you? Well Steph, that bragging and running your big mouth got you where again? Oh that is right no where. How could I forget, because I beat you, then I beat you again, and again, and again, and here we are again. You have one heck of a losing streak suddenly don't you? Steph I really do grow tired of having to beat you. The most dominant female as you like to call yourself has not been being to dominating. You might want to stick to all of your dominating in the bedroom with all of the male superstars. Your skills there are much better than your skills in the ring...or so I have been told by more than one person on more than one occassion. Stephanie, you have no real skills in this ring. As a matter of fact I have not been impressed by your performance at all. In my Stratusphere you have not been able to do anything. I keep shutting you out and I have enjoyed doing just that. You are so annoying, would you do the world a favor and not talk? You are already ugly enough, you really need to stop talking because that voice ugh! It makes me wish I could cut the cable to your microphone. Don't you ever look around at all of the fans that are holding their ears watching and waiting for you to stop? I think I heard some cheers for you the last time you came out...CHEERS BECAUSE YOU FINALLY SHUT-UP! Yes Stephanie it is really that bad. Are you that annoying when you do all of your moaning? Oh wait that is right we moved off of that subject. I would suggest you invest into one of Chef's magic love bags for better improvements. A paper bag over your head would solve a lot of problems. No it would not help you in the ring, but with how you are, there is nothing out there nor that could be invented to help you in the ring. The fact of the matter is that you suck. There is a reason that I am the women's champion. I have fought hard to earn it and keep it. Some of my fighting has been with you, and as of right now you are my only competition what-so-ever. I guess that is why they keep giving you shots, out of pity, because there is noone else around to come and try to take the championship away from me. Stephanie, this match should be pretty routine for you. You already know what is going to happen. You will come out to the ring, cry, get your butt kicked and then lose yet again. Then you pack up your bags and get ready to do it again another time. Most likely that other time will be by me also. All of this stemming from the fact that you can not keep quiet and you had to go around bragging about yourself when you knew there was nothing to really brag about. You are lucky you have a tag partner in this match so that you won't have to be embarrassed as much as you normally would when it is just me and you. So Stephanie come Smackdown you better hide behind Rob as much as you possibly can, because I just like I always do guarantee for all of my fans one hundred percent stratusfaction and me along with Undertaker a member of CCD will win haha again!
*"Stratusfaction" plays as Trish fades out and The Undertaker walks to the back behind the curtain. The fans go crazy.*
OOC: No OOC Message.
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