THE STRATUSPHERE
*The Screen opens with Jonathan Coachman standing next to the Women's Champion Trish Stratus standing right outside her locker room. She has the women's championship over her shoulder.*
Coach: Trish, now I am sure you are aware that you have an intergender tag team match-up against Stephanie McMahon helmsley and Rob Van Dam. You will be partnering with the Undertaker, someone you have never had to partner with before. How do you feel about all of this?
Trish Stratus: I know that I have one goal in mind. That is to finally shut-up once and for all that whiny crying Stephanie McMahon. She is so jealous of me. She is probably upset, because I was the one who ended her winning streak. She was constantly bragging about being un-defeated, well she can make herself believe whatever she wants, but the television did not lie and all of the fans at the cow palace saw exactly what happened. I am the first person in IXWF history to take out the trash of Stephanie McMahon, and oh yes I will do it again. If that is what it takes to shut her up that is exactly what I will do. She puts herself on a pedastool that she does not belong on. She thinks she is just so high and mighty, but the truth is she couldn't be further from the the truth, and I will prove that. If she really were the better woman then after Monday Night's Raw is War, I wouldn't have left that place with the women's championship still around my waiste. She needs a whole faction, one of the worst I have ever seen that Degeneration-X, a pitiful excuse for a faction. I don't need anyone that is why I am out there alone. Of course I do have a parter in this intergender tag match, but you can't have a tag match without a partner, and I don't have any control over what the vice president does. I know she also thinks that she is indestructable because she goes around hanging out with Shane McMahon the man who runs this place, but he has sat on his lazy butt for months on end now doing nothing. Oh how great he must feel. I only wish Stephanie would realize that constantly inflating her chest, and being the biggest slut in the business is not how to get on top of things in a non literal sense. In the literal sense oh she has been on top of everything in the back. Many of the men and the boys would testify for that. As a matter of fact if any of them haven't had a bit of Stephanie, then they just didn't have the nickel to pay for that day. I am above having to use such matters of being able to pull of victories and getting what I want. What I do is I set up a zone. I guess you could call it the Stratusphere, and everytime I get competition entering the Stratusphere I make them pay for messing with me. That is the place where I rule, and no woman can ever come close to touching me. Once Stephanie enters there yet again there will be no difference than the last time, I will finish her off just like before. She can be in any era she wants, the McMahon-Helsmley era, the I am a slut whore era, you know any era she feels more comfortable with I will be sure to bring her a taste of reality. She thinks of herself to be a princess, right, and I am the Queen of England. I mean please, she fits the perfect stereotypical role of the snotty little brat child that needs a good whipping from her daddy. Well I may not be her daddy, but I will still give to her the exact whipping she really needs! When you are a women's champion you have to be a champion for the fans. I know she doesn't give a d@mn about the fans. She only cares about herself. She is always whining about "MEMEMEMEMEMEME" I mean give it a break. Noone cares about "YOU YOU YOU YOU YOU YOU!" If any of us wanted to hear your constantly whining voice than we would have asked for your opinion, but you need to shut-up unless spoken to. I will be the one to personally shut her up, because I can not stand her. I can not stand someone who wants my championship, just because they want to decorate themselves in more gold. Gag me, and give me a break. This stands for being the toughest and most dominate female in the business, that's exactly what I am. I don't need a loser husband to help me get to the top, and I don't need to sleep around either. I just need to keep doing what I have been doing and just beating those other girls down and bring one hundred percent pure Stratusfaction to these fans. That's what I always guarantee it!
Coach: That's nice and all, but what about Rob Van Dam?
Trish Stratus: Well if Rob wants to stick his nose in my business where it doesn't belong then I will take care of him too.
Coach: Everyone is wondering about you and The Undertaker. A very un-likely duo. Do you think it will work out?
Trish Stratus: I know that The Undertaker wants to get his hands on Rob Van Dam as badly as I want to get a hold of Stephanie McMahon. So we have a common interest. Neither one of us like Degeneration-X. I think we will be able to cooperate superbly and take care of the D-X Trash!
Coach: Well thank you for your Time Trish.
*Coach and Trish part ways. The scene fades out.*
*Just before the match starts the scene shows Trish Stratus walking next to The Undertaker on their way to the ring.*
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