IF YOU SMELL WHAT THE ROCK IS COOKING
*"The Rock's Music" plays as The Rock steps out from behind the curtain. The fans cheer loudly as he stands at the top of the ramp and throws his hand out into the air then places it on his chin as he looks around. His Intercontinental Championship is draped over his shoulder. He walks down the rampway dressed in his tights already and his boots. He walks up the stairs and steps through the ropes. He grabs the microphone from Lilian Garcia just before she exits the ring. He gets up on the turnbuckle and smells the air then raises the microphone to his lips as his music fades.*
The Rock: Finally, The Rock, GETS A CHANCE, to defend his Intercontinental Championship. *The Rock gets down, sets the belt down and stands in the middle of the ring.* The Rock says this, Raven you want to step up and go one on one with the great one? Well The Rock says just bring it. You just bring your caw caw caw caw little @$$ right on down to this ring, and The Rock will bring with him the whoopin'. You think you are something great because you got that little win in that triple threat match. Raven, the luck may have been with you then, but this time, THIS TIME you have The Rock, mono -E- mono, and there is nowhere for you to go other than straight down to the canvas. The Rock has no intentions of losing his newly one Intercontinental Championship. He had to whip Matt Hardy's monkey @$$ and give him a dose of Rockitude. Then there's you, the little bird man, Raven, you and your flock aren't going to get very far. This monday night on Raw, The Rock is going to show you just what kind of man The Rock is. The Rock is a good man, a fighting man, but above all else he is a rompin' stompin', snortin', brama bull fightin', pie eatin' tough son of a b!tch. Right next to Stone Cold Steve Austin, and The Rock is the people's champion. That's right this championship, it's not The Rock's championship, it was made for The Rock, but it isn't his. This strap of gold that represents a high mark here in UCW is The People's Championship. It represents the people just like The Rock represents the people. So it doesn't matter what you have up your sleeve, or what you bring to the ring. The Rock is going to take all of that, that you have, he is going to shine it all nice and shiny, lube it up really good, then turn all those sum b!tches sideways and stick them straight up your candy @$$! The Rock knows that he is the greatest, and The Rock knows that you are just some long haired scratchy chinned, straggly haired, large-steaming-stinking pile of monkey crap! The Rock is going to get you in the ring and The Rock will kick you from here to next tuesday. Hell The Rock will beat you so hard that your momma will be feeling it two weeks from now. You see, Raw, it has become The Rock's show. Why? Because The Rock own's Raw. People don't come watch Raw to see you, look at you, you're too busy whining and crying *mocking voice* What about me? What about Raven? What about...*End Mocking Voice.* What about you Raven? Is anyone including The Rock supposed to give two pieces of crap what about you? Just because you can ask the question, does that mean we should be giving it to you on a platter? You want something in a silver platter? The Rock will give you something on a platter. The Rock will give you his boot straight up your @$$, that's what you can have on a silver platter. Raven, you need to realize that you're just not what's hot right now. The Rock already knows that right now, The Rock is hot baby. The Rock is a superstar, a movie star, you name it The Rock has done it. While you've been jobbing low level competition, The Rock has been fighting the biggest dogs in this industry. It wasn only about a month ago that The Rock was the world champion of Unedged Championship Wrestling. Don't get The Rock wrong, The Rock never, and The Rock means NEVER lost that championship. Oh no, see The Rock was screwed as was all of the B.W.O. when everybody started going on some power trips and The Rock was stripped of the championship, just like Stone Cold was stripped of the unedged championship, and Shawn Michaels was stripped of the Tag Team Championship. Just one thing or another, so don't go whinin' and a cryin' about how The Rock had to have been a loser, because oh no...no no no no no, The Rock is no loser. The Rock is one of a kind. You just wait until your time comes when you have to find out just how good The Rock is. The Rock will beat you in the middle of the ring, and all you will hear other than your bird calls is the sound of the count being made one, two, three. Because The Rock will, and The Rock guarantees that he WILL walk out of the arena as the champion. The Rock will still have the Intercontinental Championship, and The Rock will still be representing his people just like he always has and always will. So Raven, are you ready? Do you smell it? The Rock will be whipping your jabroni candy @$$ IF YA SMELLLLLALALALALAOW...WHAT THE ROCK...is cookin'!
*The Rock throws the microphone down, grabs his belt, and hops up onto the turnbuckle and throws his arm with the championship in the air. He smells the air then hops down. The fans are chearing as The Rock's music is playing again. He cross the ring and climbs through the ropes and hops down to the outside. The Rock walks up the rampway and disappears behind the curtain. After a moment the music cuts out and moments past that the fans that were screaming wildly calm down.*
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