IF YOU SMELL WHAT THE ROCK IS COOKING
*The Camera finds The Rock in his locker room lacing up his boots. He is wearing his wrestling tights. Sitting right next to him is the lovely Torrie Wilson whom has recently decided to manage The Rock.*
Torrie: How can you go through with this match?
The Rock: This is why The Rock is in this business. You can't always choose who you are going to fight in the future. The Undertaker is the second best wrestler in the federation right now. The Rock is the world champ. It is inevitable.
Torrie: It just seems so wrong.
The Rock: That is none of your concern. We know what we are doing, and we will both do your d@mndest to win. The better man will walk out with the world championship. You just stand in The Rock's Corner and cheer me on. In the end all three of us will be fine and dandy just like candy again. Ok?
Torrie: Ok.
The Rock: Now The Rock has to go out to the ring and address the people.
Torrie: I will wait here for now.
The Rock: Ok.
*The Rock stands up and walks out of the locker room. He makes his way down the hallway and he stands behind the curtain waiting in anticipation.*
*The Rock comes walking out from behind the curtain. The fans cheer very loudly for the world champion as he looks around the arena at the People. His music blaring behind him, and his video playing on the titantron. In his wrestling tights and boots, with the EWA world championship over his shoulder. He walks down the rampway. He climbs up the steel steps and climbs into the ring. He goes to the far right corner of the ring (from the cameras perspective) and climbs onto the middle turnbuckle. He stands there and smells the air. The Rock throws his right hand into the air holding the world championship in it. The fans go crazy. The Rock gets back down and drapes the title over his shoulder very proud of it. He walks to the side of the ring and requests a microphone. One is handed to him. He walks to the center of the ring and stands there. The music dies down and the excited fans calm down so they can hear every word The Rock has to say. He raises the microphone to his lips.*
The Rock: Finally.....THE ROCK!.....HAS COME BACK....TO HIS PEOPLE! It was not but a few weeks ago when Stone Cold Steve Austin went one on one with the Great one and where his he now? He packed his bags and went back to Victoria Texas to hide back under the same Rock not be confused with The Rock that he came from. Just last week it was my partner The Dead Man himself The Undertaker, who defeated the original Cry Baby Kurt to become the number one contendor for the championship. The Rock's Championship....no no no, The World Championship? No no no, rather The People's Championship. That's right The Rock only holds this championship because of his people. Now Undertaker, everyone knows that we are a tag team, that we are a group. Team Bring It. Everyone knows that they don't want us to be in the division because we will destroy every single person who steps in our path. That is the executives would rather have The Dead Man and the Brahma Bull go one on one in hopes that we take each other out. No no no no no, let us not give them that, let us just have our match. A real man's match. One on One and we will see just who the better man is. The Rock is out to prove one thing....ONE THING, and that he is the best. That he is number one. Un-doubtedly Undertaker you are one hell of a competitor, The Rock knows that. That means nothing, because come Warfare The Rock will still take it to you like no man has ever done before. The Rock wants to see you in the hardcore division, and the only way to push you that direction is to beat you on this occassion. You may come out here riding your expensive Tricycle, and walking around with your Mickey Mouse Tattoos with last years Haircut fashion from the teenagers. You think that you are number one that you can take it to The Rock? You think that you should be holding this world championship? You do not deserve to hold this, because you have not done enough around here. The reason The Rock is the champion is because in the tournament The Rock had to go through three men. The Rock had to go all of the way. You Undertaker, you did not make it all of the way. You felt as if you were screwed over by Stone Cold Steve Austin? Maybe you were, maybe you weren't. None the less he was able to defeat you, and I was able to defeat him no not once, but twice. Since there really isn't a lot of competition around here you got the push this time anyway. Undertaker The Rock says JUST BRING IT! The Rock says this, who in the blue hell are you? Are you The Undertaker, The Dead Man? The Reaper? Big Evil? Red Devil? Or captain Candy @$$ of the underwater lagoon? You can say this, and you can say that. You probably will. What are you going to say to The Rock? IT DOESN'T MATTER WHAT YOU HAVE TO SAY! No matter what words come out of your mouth it does not change the fact that come Warfare you will be the one lying flat on your back as The rock pins you One...Two...Three and still the People's Champion! Undertaker, you have this feeling as if you are the greatest as if you deserve respect. How about you respect my boot being shoved straight up your candy @$$? That will make you respect The Rock. You probably always have felt as if you were better than The Rock well if you want to prove it then you better bring the rock all you have got in you and prove to the Rock that you are the best, because until then you will continue to be second best. Time and Time again The Rock will knock you down and knock you down to be sure that you stay down right like you need to be. So keep sitting up but expect The Rock's foot right back in your face if you do decide to get up. The fact of the matter is you will hit Rock Bottom and your dead Candy @$$ will be creamated by The Rock.
Crowd: ROCKY ROCKY ROCKY......
The Rock: Warfare, the very place that The Rock got his start. You better believe that Warfare the show is not owned by the company. Oh no it is owned by The Rock and The People! The reason The Rock is the people's champion and the world champion is because The Rock has what it takes to be the champion. It is a rare quality you do not tend to find in just any man. Oh no it takes a lot. The Rock is not liked by a lot of the superstars, because The Rock will not give up and The Rock will not go down. You have no idea...NO IDEA Undertaker just how far The Rock will go to make sure that he keeps a hold of his world championship title. Undertaker you will be taken in that ring, bent over backwards, and thrown about like a rag doll on christmas all over the arena. You will get bumps and bruises in places you did not know you had. All because there is no way in hell that The Rock can leave the arena without his championship gold. The person who holds this championship, such as The Rock needs to be a man who wears the gold with pride. The man has to know what that championship represents. The background of the company, and the whole history of the world of sports entertainment. My Grandpa the Great Chief Peter Maivia was a great man. It is because of him that The Rock was able to be in the business today. His son, my father, Rocky Johnson paved the way from there. Now the legacy continues on upon new heights that none of them were ever able to reach. The Rock is the world championship and proving that none of the other superstars out there can even compare. No Undertaker maybe you need to take a trip down know your role boulevard and keep on walking or riding your tricycle until it runs into Jabroni drive. Right about there you should find a very large building. It looks like a giant hotel. The sign across the top reads Smackdown Hotel. Walk inside and talk to the receptionist. She is a nice looking young lady. Be sure to tell her that you have reservations made for you by The Rock under the name The Undertaker. She will look up up, and you will be checked into the Smackdown hotel where your candy @$$ will get whipped from corner to corner and BACK AGAIN! The Rock for d@mn sure will prove to you why The Rock is number one. When you decide to go one on one with The Great One, then your monkey @$$ becomes famous. Undertaker The Rock will have the world championship there and The Rock will bring the whuppin', but you Undertaker, you have to bring the @$$. When it comes down to the line, The Rock knows that you are a good competitor. The Rock knows that you know how to hold your own, however there is one thing. You are not The Rock so you can not possibly be number one. There is only one number one, and The Rock occupies and will continue to occupy that spot. Undertaker this will be one of the best matches that the Extreme Wrestling Association has ever seen no doubt about it. The fans will be talking about this one for a long time. Little Blake will be telling his buddy Blain all about how The rock whipped The Undertaker's monkey @$$ and retained his world championship yet again. For The Rock to remain on the top The Rock has to defeat you and keep defeating opponent after opponent time and time again just to keep up at the top of the ladder. Many other superstars will be continuing to nip at The Rock's heels, and The Rock has to keep taking his boot and stomping each and every one of those competitors right back down to the bottom. The Rock enjoys being up at the top and that is where The rock plans on staying for a long time even if it means defeating one of his best friends. The simple fact of the matter is this, The Rock will make you rest in p.....no that's not right. Oh ok. To be the man you have to....No that isn't it either. Ok The Rock got it. I am the best there is the best there was and.....no that d@mn sure isn't it. Ok The Rock has it this time, the most electrifying line in sports entertainement from the most electrifying man in sports entertainment today...IF YA SMELLLLLLALALALALAOW WHAT THE ROCK....*eyebrow* IS COOKIN'!
*The Rock throws the microphone to the outside. A ring side assistant picks it up and puts it where it needs to be. The Rock's music starts back up and the fans get back up out of their seats going crazy. The rock climbs to the outside of the ring and walks his way up the ramp. He makes his way to the back behind the curtain and disappears.*
*Kevin Kelly comes up to The Rock in the back.*
Kevin: We heard what you had to say about The Undertaker in the ring. This is a one on one battle, but what do you think about the special stipulation? President Eric Bischoff is the special guest referee for this match. Any opinions?
The Rock: First off you shut up you big ugly hermaphodite. Eric Bischoff? The Rock says this about the snake in the grass? The Rock nor The Undertaker nor Torrie Wilson know what it is he is trying to pull off. Whatever it is, is dangerous. Eric seems to have some plan up his sleeve or else why would he be sticking his nose in Team Bring It business? No matter what the match has to go through so if he is planning something it will happen. So really all The Rock can say is Bischoff? Just Bring It. No matter what you pull The Rock and The Undertaker will be there and oh hell no we will not be putting up with any fe-fi-fo-fum power trip cow crap. So come Warfare Bischoff better call things down the line, because The Rock would not put it past himself and The Undertaker to just turn around and put Eric in his place!
Kevin: Can you predict anything about the Undertaker tonight?
The Rock: Predict? Predict? You want me to predict the Undertaker. Hermaphadite, that is one of the easiest things The Rock can do. As a matter of fact I know the exact types of things he would say to me when he comes out here to run his mouth. He would say things like talking about being the big dog in the yard and how it is his yard. La-dee-Da he acts like The Rock cares whos yard he thinks he is in? IT DOESN'T MATTER what yard he thinks he is playing in. You see The Undertaker needs to realize that this yard is not his yard it is The rock's yard. As of right now The Rock is the biggest dog in the yard. He will talk about how he is the American bad @$$. I will show him bad @$$ when I whip his American Candy @$$ all around the ring. He can dream about being as bad @$$ as he thinks he can be. He thinks he knows The Rock? Nobody and The Rock means nobody knows the Rock exactly. The Undertaker could not predict The Rock if is life depeneded on it and he won't be able to Predict The Rock in this match. He talks about his Choke Slam and his Last Ride. He can put his arm up in the air and put guys on his shoulders, but oh hell no. People's elbow, and Rock Bottom. That is exactly what the Undertaker will be feeling. The Undertaker likes to talk about how he has been in the ring longer. Once again it does not matter how long he has been around. If I have been here a shorter amount of time then that means The Rock is younger and more ready to go. The Undertaker is getting up there in his years and before long he will be nothing but a large walking crippled geezer going around saying *old man voice* eh, my yard sonny *stops using voice.* The Undertaker wants to attack The Rock's credibility as far as being an Actor? Is he jealous? So The Rock was wanted to do a few movies. It is time to get over that fact. The Rock turns out to be an actor, a d@mn good one. It was fun to do a few of those, but this is where The Rock's home is here in this ring battling for the world championship. If he thinks he has any of those advantages over me then he is wrong, dead wrong and that pun was intended. He talks about how much he has been training. He can train night and day night and day night and day, but train as you may, The Rock is always training too. The Rock is never satisified with his training and only wants to do better and better. He would also talk about how great of a match this will be. Oh yes this will be a great match, it will be one hell of a match that is for d@mn sure. Then again every match that has The Great One in it is Great. He will probably make comments about Torrie Wilson and if she helps how he will hunt me down. I tell him to go ahead and try to hunt The Rock down. The Rock will never live in fear and will never run away from a fight. If that is what The Undertaker wants to give out then that is what The Undertaker will receive. The Rock is the people's champ and come warfare The Rock will know Undertakers every move. The contest will be a great one, but just like all of the Rock's contests to date he will come out on top no doubt about it. You see Undertaker to simplify everything for you The Rock is the absolute number one superstar in the federation and he will whip your candy @$$ in front of the millions and millions of The Rock's fans. In short Warfare The Rock will leave still the champion IF YA SMELLLLALALLALAOW WHAT THE ROCK IS COOKIN'!
*The Rock walks away and heads back to his locker room where he finds The Undertaker standing outside.*
The Undertaker: I heard what you had to say.
The Rock: *Smiling* Don't take it personally. Got to do what you've got to do. Did the fans like it?
The Undertaker: They did seem to enjoy it.
The Rock: Then The Rock accomplished his goal.
*The Undertaker extends his hand to the Rock.*
The Undertaker: Good Luck to you.
*The Rock returns the hand.*
The Rock: No, good luck to you.
*The Rock smiles and walks into the locker room with Torrie Wilson. The Undertaker makes his way down the hallway to take care of business. The Screen fades.*
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