IF YOU SMELL WHAT THE ROCK IS COOKING
JR: Well King, I am hoping that The Rock will be appearing soon. He has been conspicuous with his absent as of this evening.
King: JR, you worry too much. I want to know when Sunny will be here.
JR: You dirty old man.
King: You just need some puppy power JR.
*The camera in the back finds a Limo pulling into the parking lot. As it drives past the camera the license plate on the back reads "THEROCK". It finds a parking place and the driver of the limo gets out and walks to the side. He opens the door and out steps The Rock. The fans inside the Arena cheer. The Rock takes off his sunglasses and coat giving them directly to the Limo driver and he very quickly starts making his way through the arena.*
JR: King he looks to be in a hurry.
King: I think he is coming this way.
JR: No matter what he is doing he seems determined.
*The Rock comes out from behind the curtain while is video plays on the large screen. He does not stand at the top of the ramp rather makes his way directly to the ring. He climbs in already in wrestling gear seemingly ready to fight. He steps into the Ring.*
Lilian: Ladies and Gentlemen please Welcome The.....
*The Rock grabs the microphone from Lilian.*
The Rock: No, you sit down The Rock is taking care of business tonight. The people already know who The Rock is and in case you weren't listening they were already welcoming The Rock with their cheers.
*Lilian disgusted exits the ring.*
The Rock: The Rock tonight wants to get down to business. The Rock is dealing with Stone Cold Steve Austin. That's right somehow the rattlesnake himself has made it to the finals of the tournament with The Rock to fight for the first ever Extreme Wrestling Association World Heavy Weight Championship. Stone Cold, The Rock has one question...ONE QUESTION for you. Who in the blue hell do you think you are? Do you not remember the last time we faced in the first ever EWA main event match? That's right Austin, The Rock layed the smackdown on your candy@$$ like no man had ever done before. You did not know how to handle it. You once before thought that you were a better man than The Rock, so none other than the people's champion showed you just how much of an @$$ you really are. You do not deserve to be the world heavy weight champion, no, Stone Cold you deserve nothing more than to be allowed to kiss The Rock's feet. No no no no no, then you would probably start slobbering and drooling all over The Rock's expensive leather boots. All that beer you drink Austin, you should start putting your money to better use. Maybe Stone Cold should pay for a good wrestling school. Austin, the only difference between you and The Rock in our last battle and you and The Rock in this battle is that The Rock has gotten better. You Steve, you got lucky making it this far. Raven and The Undertaker should have both destroyed you, so since the job did not get done the first time, well as the old saying goes sometimes if you want something done you have to do it yourself so that is what The Rock is going to do. He is going to beat your monkey @$$ again and again and again and everytime you get up The Rock is going to stomp you right back down. The Rock is here standing for the people, not for how much alcohol he can drink in a span of five minutes. With a wife as ugly as yours The Rock can understand why you need so much beer. Does it soothe you Austin? Does it make you feel better? Does that heffer slowly turn into a fine looking young woman in bed after a few Steve weisers? Forget the beer you have the heffer cow and the drunk jack @$$, and all the hot wild monkey pig animal farm sex you can get for a dollar. The Rock can just hear you, "Mooooo HEE-HAW Moooooooo". Austin, when The Rock sees you he does not see a man. He does not see a professional athlete. Not even a small dreaming child. No when The Rock looks at you he knows he is looking at the single largest pile of hot mid july summer heated smelly sticky of monkey crap walking God's green earth! You walk around *whining stone cold voice* What?...What?...What?...What?...What? *The Rock pauses for a moment.* ...Wwwwhat? *The Rock stops using whining Stone cold voice.* All The Rock hears is what and Whaaa! Now how in the hell you get paid to walk around crying and babbling acting like an old man in need of a hearing aid is beyond The Rock, but even as an old drunk son of a b!tch The Rock is still an equal opportunity @$$ kicker! That means no matter what you do, no matter how you act, The Rock will always be glad to oblige to kicking your candy @$$ this way, that way, and every other way imaginable. Even if you can't think of it The Rock will kick your butt that direction too! The Rock notices something about you though Austin, you always seem to be a p!$$ed off little rattlesnake. What The Rock wants to know is why are you so angry? Are you not getting enough from Debra? Did someone accidentally switch you to a non-alcoholic steveweiser? Who in the hell p!$$es in your Cheeri-o's every morning or are you just so drunk you can't find the toilet? What you need is to relax, you are not going to get anywhere walking around like you own the d@mned place trying to throw around your non-existent wait. For once trust The Rock, because an angry rattlesnake becomes a dead rattlesnake real fast. Hold on Austin, they are chanting his name.....
Crowd: Rocky Rocky Rocky Rocky Rocky!
The Rock: That's right Austin listen very closely to the sound of that name. Let it roll off of your lips. The name of the Great One. The one who will defeat you. The One, The Rock, The man you hoped as a child that God would never make you step into the ring against. *The Rock starts using another mocking Stone Cold voice* Please God, hear my prayer, it's Stone Cold again. Would you do me this one favor? Please? I promise to be a good little rattlesnake. It was only one beer I promise...ok it was five, but no more. Just please, please don't make me fight The Rock yet again. He is too much for me. Don't make me do it. Thank you. Amen. *The Rock stops uisng the voice.* Well, God didn't answer your prayers did he Stone Cold? No, you still have to go toe to toe with the great one to make your monkey @$$ famous! In case you are to drunk to drive or can't remember where you are going let The Rock give you instructions. You are going to go down Know your Role Boulevard until it reaches Jabroni drive. Right there at the corner of the intersection you should see a large hotel. Go ahead and wait there because that is where The Rock is going to check you into the Smackdown hotel guaranteed! Listen up Jabroni, The Rock does not need to hear you flappin' your gums when you have no idea what in the hell you are talking about. You have just lost your mind, and need to get yourself straightened up. What kind of name is Stone Cold Steve Austin? Are you a statue? No, that' can't be it. Are you a glacier? Oh, The Rock has it, you are so in-coherrant that you just sit there with that stone cold glazed over look in your eyes. DTA Austin, Don't Trust Anybody, but most importantly Don't Trust Austin! There is one person you should trust Steve, that's The People! *The fans cheer.* You see as long as you stand for them they will stand for you and never turn their back on you. That's why The Rock must win the world champion to not only have the title of being the People's Champion, but the championship to back it up. Austin if The Rock did it once he can do it again. That's beating you in an important match. The Rock hopes you pull out those tapes and you study them hard. Remember just how The Rock beat you the first time. Then you will be a little more prepared for when The Rock beats you a second time. The Rock will bring the whoopin' You bring the @$$ then The Rock will take home with him the heavy weight championship. Something The Rock has been working very hard to get. The Rock has busted his @$$ to get to the top of this federation. There is only one more step, ONE MORE STEP before the climb is over and the real journey begins. The Rock will be d@mned if he will be stopped at that point by some jobber reptile that already got beat once before and has just came back for round two. Austin, The Rock says this, at Boiling point, it is Stone Cold Steve Austin, and right across the ring is the most electrifying man in sports entertainment, The Rock. Boiling Point, the point that is reached when things heat up for too long and at that moment it all starts to boil over and go beyond its means. Austin this has been brewing way too long. Our match has been waiting this opportunity for some time now, and it is now time to let out the steam and see just who is the better of the two men. Is it you, or The rock. Well The rock guaran-d@mn-tees it is not you so that only leaves one superstar left. The one backed by The People. The question is in that pot can you take a big ol' heepin' whif of what is cooking in that pot? Put your nose a little closer and just smell that aroma of electricity. The smell of greatness. Take a bite and taste the bitter taste of defeat. That is right Austin, you are going to lose to The Rock, and The Rock will become the first every world heavy weight champion and there's not a d@mned thing you or your beer can do you for you.
*The Rock pauses and looks around the arena for a moment then presses the microphone back to his lips.*
The Rock: There is yet one more thing The Rock does not know if Stone Cold realizes the true importance of and that's the Extreme Wresling Associations World Heavy Weight Championship! That champion signifies that the holder of it is proven to be the one man above all of the rest to be the un-disputable champion. The man who has all of the bragging rights for as long as he holds it to call himself number one. Only if you are The Rock and you know that you are number one can you call yourself that any other time. That is why The Rock must reach this goal. The Rock must prove that beyond the shadow of a doubt that he is the top superstar in the federation. No being able to argue it. Stone Cold, here is your deal, you claim that you need the championship, becuase you want to be number one. All The Rock has to say to you is just prove it! If you can beat The Rock then you can prove that you are number one! However if, no this is not the time for an if, WHEN The Rock defeats you at Boiling Point you will have to admit that there is no arguing that The Rock is the best this business has to offer. Un-deniably, the fans, know it, the superstars know it, The Rock knows it, and The Rock thinks deep down inside, that you STeve.....You know it too. There is just no question and you feel this burning in the pit your stomache because it aches you knowing that The Rock is the better man. The One man who can beat you with the flick of his wrist and you know that for a fact. That Championship to The Rock does not mean the same it does to you. For you Stone Cold it is a piece of tin super glued to a leather strap. Just a large belt buckle for you to use. To The Rock it signifies everything that we the superstars work for. The very thing that we are willing to shed our blood, our sweat, and our tears for. Years of agonizing torturous pain, that which for most men is waisted their lives because they never reach that point. The Rock he is just about to reach the pinnacle of his career. The Rock will show The World why he deserves to hold the championship and represent the world, to represent the people as their hard earned champion. The Rock will go man to man to prove to you Austin that he is simply the Greatest superstar to ever grace the rings here in the EWA. If that gets under your skin, well that's just too bad, The Rock is not in this business to make Stone Cold happy. As you yourself would say eh-EH! Not going to happen! The Rock is here to take jabroni jobbers like you and smack them around like the little children they are, and make them work harder and improve themselves to become respectable little boys and girls just to get beat down by The Rock again. No matter how hard you work, no matter how many beers you guzzle down, none of the work will be enough, because to Beat The Rock you have to simply be better than The Rock, and Stone Cold you nor anyone else in the back is better than The Rock! Not one person. Therefore there is no question why it is that the non-cheap shot needing, fair ball playing Rocky will come out of Boiling Point holding over your head the EWA World Heavy Weight Championship! No questions asked, no going back just being the best. If you don't like it, well you don't have to show up, you can just pack up your bags and go home, that is all that's required out of you, but The Rock is not backing down. The Rock will be there in that ring to take whatever he has to, to win that championship. The Rock will go beyond all other means to lay the smackdown on your candy @$$! Get down to this arena, start flapping your stupid little gums and at least provide The Rock a challenge in the ring, because as of right now you are a nobody and always will be and The Rock can not wait to get the pleasure of putting Stone Cold down and standing tall with the championship for, and only for TH PEOPLE! IF YA SMELLLLLALALLALAOW...WHAT THE ROCK...IS COOKIN'!
*The Rock's music plays again as The Rock looks towards the camera giving it the People's eyebrow. He throws the microphone out of the ring and steps out of the ring not bothering with the turnbuckle this time. The fans cheer loudly for the People's champ. He walks up the rampway and starts to make his way back to the locker room.*
*The Rock starts walking backstage but is stopped by Michael Cole The Rock turns to Michael and sticks his hand in front of his face.*
The Rock: Cole, what is it?
Cole: Rocky, I just wanted to get your thoughts on what Stone Cold had to say to you earlier?
The Rock: The Rock has plenty to say about what Stone Cold said to The Rock. Stone Cold was it you that said you were going to whoop The rock's @$$? Well la-dee-da you did what you said, you made it to the finals to go with the great one to get a piece of me. Just remember Stone cold, The Rock did beat you once, it's amazing how you forget that. You said that The Rock caught you off guard and it was only because it is now for the title? Well if you aren't willing to fight without the title then you need to pack up your bags and leave and not force the people through one more agonizing match with you in it. There is something in this world that will keep Stone Cold from winning the title, and that's The Rock! You think that because you made it this far there is no going back? Well let The Rock let you in on a little secret, IT DOESN'T MATTER HOW FAR YOU MADE IT! The Rock made it this far too, and The Rock sure as hell isn't going home without gold. The Rock does what you to bring it, and no The rock never said that the nWo should be keeping you from fighting, The Rock wants you to fight, quit trying to make excuses. So what if you are more feuled then ever before, The Rock has more electricity then every before and that will light your feuld on fire. You call yourself an @$$ kicking machine? The Rock calls you an @$$ getting kicked machine. That's more fitting for you Stone cold. Boiling Point Stone Cold gets nothing but The Rock's foot up his @$$! So you talk about how many stunners you are going to use. Does that mean that you can't keep The Rock down? Does that mean that you do not have what it takes to put away the Great One? The Rock only needs ONE! Never, EVER use The Rock's catch phrase. That is a problem, because this isn't sing along with The Rock. No, this is shut your d@mn mouth time! You think The Rock needs to make fun of the coach to get ahead? The Rock needs a challenge, Austin, making fun of you just isn't a challenge. Austin just by coming out here and talking you do a good enough job of making yourself out like a jack @$$! Does The Rock try to impress Stone Cold be raising his eyebrow? No, that's the people's eyebrow and they want it. You want to raise something? Well we already have The Rock's Strudel so we sure as hell do not need Stone Cold's tiny snack strudel being raised. Oh wait you want to raise Hell, well Rocky you go right ahead and raise all the hell you want. While you are at it, why don't you part the red sea, build an arc, and get McDonalds to get the order right on the first time. So the Bionic Redneck himself wants to make movies and use them to make the Rock the butt of his jokes. Here's a movie idea for you Stone Cold, how about...here it is I got it, "The world's largest candy @$$ed PUNK @$$ B!TCH!". Let The Rock clear one more thing up for you Stone Cold. The Rock will never AND THE ROCK MEANS NEVER do lunch with Stone Cold steve Austin. If you want to have a party then you and your stuffed animals need to do tea and crumpets, but don't ever invite The Rock to lunch again. The Rock does not rely on acting for anything. The Rock does that on a part time business because well let's face it, I am The Rock. To answer your question, answer your question, answer your question Mr. what what what Stone cold, The Rock does think he can beat you again! If you can not smell what The Rock is cooking, then you just can not smell that EWA Championship, because part of smelling what The Rock is cooking is realizing that there is no championship in the future for you. Stone Cold the closest you will ever be to that title is lying at The rock's feet staring up at the holder of that championship. You want to consider me a roadblock? You d@mn Right The Rock is a Road Block to you and always will be one.
*The Rock pauses for a moment looking up slightly. Michael Cole tries to raise the microphone back to his own lips, but The rock stops him and pulls the microphone back to his own mouth.*
The Rock: No no no no no, The rock is not done yet Mr. Cole. Stone Cold, it's nice to know you finally realized that you have an addiction. The problem is you don't remember what your real addiction is. Your real addiction is looking like a horses @$$! If Stone Cold could not live without the EWA World Championship, then allow The rock to sing a little song for you. It goes a little something like this *clears throat* "Na na na na, Na na na na, Hey Hey, Goodbye!". The Rock says this, Austin, you want to prove to the world that you are number one, but that's like the little dog asking the big dog if he can have his spot for the day. You can never be number one, if you can't beat number one making you only a number two. So The Rock being the top guy around here makes you better? Have you been smoking that crack cocain again Stone Cold? You can be as determined as you see fit but that does not change the fact that The Rock will and always will defeat you every time. Were you trying to play a game when you came out here? Let's see how many times Stone Cold can say that he must win and beat The Rock to be number one? What did you say that like four times straight? You were better off with your whats. You can prove this, and you can prove that, but you can never prove that you are better than The Rock, because you are not! The point of The Rock fighting back is whooping your candy @$$. You can do all you can, but that simply will not be enough! You say beat me once, twice, or three times? This is one match, and our one prior The Rock beat you so you are already off track. You can open the largest can of monkey @$$ the EWA has ever seen, but smelling like monkey dung is not a way to win a championship. Austin you would not know the way to win a championship if it came right up and bit you in the @$$! I could lock it's jaws right into your right rear butt cheek, and you would think that one of your old drinking buddies was just getting lonely. You think that you can take The Rock? IT DOESN'T MATTER WHAT YOU THINK! If anything were actually based off of what Stone Cold thought we would all be on a one way trip to hell, because you would screw things up worst that President Bush and the Iraquies! The both of you are about equally incompetant. Stone Cold, the very harsh reality you have to realize is that for the rest of your life there will be one man, ONE MAN that will always be there and be able to say that he was the one you could not beat! The Rock can not wait to laugh in your face and remind you that no matter how hard you tried it simply was not enough! All of the Stunners and Mule kicks you pull out of your @$$ won't be enough to get you to where you want to be. The number one man in sports entertainment, the most electrifying of them all, the one who rises above the rest. This match will decide who the ICON is in the wrestling business. There is only one man alive fit for all of the above qualifications, and that is the one that you are looking at right now, that is The Rock. So call your mommy and start your crying right now, because before The Rock gets through with you you will have balled your eyes out soo much that The People will see Stone Cold reduced to a five year old little girl. The intelligence level is about equal. Isn't that Right Stoney Coldmiester? From here one out The Rock proves why he is number one and you start packing your bags to head on home. The rattlesnake, the tiny, slithering, blind little thing that screwed up the world in the beginning of history wants a piece of the rough, tough, snortin', stompin', @$$ whoopin', pie eatin', BRAHMA BULL? The Rock says JUST BRING IT! AND THAT'S THE BOTTOM.....no wait that's not it. Oh yeah, IF YA SMELLLLLLLALALALLAOW...WHAT THE ROCK...IS COOKIN'!
*The Rock raises his eyebrow to the camera and shoves off Michael Cole as he turns around and goes toward his locker room. He walks in it and closes the door behind him.*
*Michael Cole walks into the Rock's locker room. The Rock is in the shower, but he can be heard singing.*
The Rock: Since Rock's baby left him....He had to find a new place to dwell.....Right at the end of Jabroni drive.....At the...Smackdown Hotel.
*The Rock turned off the water reached out for his towel. He raps it around his waiste and steps out from behind the shower curtain. Soaking wet and only in a towel The Rock sees Michael Cole standing there.*
The Rock: Cole I knew you were a little funny, but you do not come in The Rock's locker room without permission. What in the blue hell is going on?
Cole: We were just wondering if you heard the most recent remarks from Stone Cold Steve Austin?
The Rock: *Whining Voice* Did the Rock hear the comments from... *End of Whining Voice* SHUT THE HELL UP MICHAEL COLE! You d@mn right The Rock heard in-coherrent Stone Cold whining about this and whining about that. Stone Cold complained about you calling The Rock, The Great One. Truth hurts doesn't it? The Rock is in fact the great one and don't you forget it. Stone Cold you have a real bug up your @$$, and it must be stuck sideways because you are so d@mn p!ssed off that The Rock has done some movies. Are you upset because you don't have any offers? Because there isn't any big time movies looking for someone to play the part of the pigs @$$? Don't be jealous of The Rock, keep your dreams and maybe one day Sesame Street will finally accept your invitation to rent out Oscar's trash can. You referred to the one loss The Rock gave you. Stop focusing on the one, and start focusing on the two of them that you will get. You think that The Rock thinks he is a big shot? The Rock does not have to think he is a big shot he knows he is a big shot! He's the big shot that whipped your monkey @$$ before and will do it again. You also say that The Rock thinks the world revolves around him. Did you not study in high school? Are you really that retarded? The Rock knows that the world revolves around the sun. You should study your books a little harder. Yet you call The Rock trash and talk about how p!$$ed off you are. If The Rock had a mug like that he'd be p!$$ed too and wonder why God punished him. Just walking around it's like you took a pit bull dog, shaved it's @$$ and told it to start walking around backwards. That's about how you are Austin is backwards. Let The Rock show you in the ring how to not be backwards, how to do things the right way. Can you understand that Austin? How to grin and bear it just taking the beating as it comes to you. What you have in your head is the idea that you can beat The Rock. What gave you that idea Steve? Was it on the back of your cereal box while you were crunching on your golden grahams? Did Debra tell you that one night, after you slapped her for calling out The Rock's name? Was it in the newspaper, or in a book? Did you have to take a second look? Did you find that written in a note? Or how about tattood acrossed some mans throat? No sir Sam I will not eat your green eggs and ham. If Green eggs and ham had absolutely nothing to do with the rest of that phrase then The Rock will win at Boiling Point. I know you didn't find something saying that in any of the places mentioned, no you thought it all up yourself. Everyone else is betting against you Stone Cold, because they know that beyond the shadow of a doubt. The Rock is just the better man, and he knows that upsets you to realize that, but sometimes you have to take the truth and just eadl with it. The Rock will take your bald head and beat you from one pillar to the other, if you want to go outside you can meet The Rock's friends, Table, Floor, Metal Pole, and Guard rail! Doesn't that sound like buckets of fun for you Austin? Oh hell no it doesn't you can't stand the fact that you know The Rock is going to beat you so hard your momma will be crying bloody murder. You can be the cold stone, the blood stone, the fairy tail nose stone, but to The Rock you are just one more person to add to The Rock's book of @$$es kicked! Yours is the first name that is getting entered in not once, but twice. Two times your name will go in there, right next to a picture of a hee-hawing jack @$$! Putting you right where you deserve to have your name put. Austin with all of your whats, you can rest assured there are only three more things that you have to hear. The first is One, the second, is Two, and the third is Three!
*The Rock takes a breath soaking in the moment of hearing the fans in the arena chanting for him.*
The Rock: Austin, maybe you should invest into a hearing aid so you can stop going what what what. It is rather annoying, and turns out if we cut out all of the whats out of half of what you say then it may get dangerous. For one you wouldn't even be talking for a third of the time that you do right now. The fans would not be forced to sit through snore fest of two thousand and one. The Brahma Bull not not have to force himself to stay awake and listen to you blubber like a baby just so you can yack away, and The Rock can be prepared for whatever it is you may have to bring. DON'T SING IT! JUST BRING IT! That's all you have to do Austin. Bring it, quit talking. Talking does not earn you wins anywhere you go. Talking only gets you into more trouble than you are already in and that's a guarantee!
The Rock doesn't like listening to you do nothing but yap yap yap like you are someone important. Your speeches are about as dull and boring as the presidential ones. You could be a drunken bald Al Gore for anyone knows. Either Way The Rock will take his boot, turn that som b!tch sidways and stick it straight up your candy @$$! Then once it's in without turning it straight The Rock will yank it right back out of your @$$ leaving you to do nothing but whine about it. Whaaa the Rock whooped by @$$ Whaaaa! Austin for those who are truly brave they will never live in fear. That's why The Rock does not fear you or your abilities or anything about you. The Rock is not scared of you. The Rock welcomes the challenge of more superstars that's why The Rock is here Austin.
You are here to b!tch. That's all you are for. Whine, cry, b!tch, p!ss, moan, and groan. Why you are so determined to beat The Rock does not surprise me? Who would not want to be able to beat The Rock? They all want to, because they know that noone can do it. You know that Austin. The Rock has this gut feeling deep down inside and he knows that it is there because The Rock can not lose. It's the drive in the bull, what keeps the bull going! The drive to strive to be on top above everyone else. Do you know what that is like Austin? No you don't, you don't have it. What is "It" you ask? You just know, and The Rock just knows that he has "It!" That "It" is what will beat you Austin. Come hell or high water The Rock will be winning that championship and that's all there is to it!
All of the belly aching you could come up with Austin wouldn't be enough to save you from the embarrassment of showing the world your deepest darkest secrets. One being that you are a coward and the other being that your true color is yellow, and you have a large white stripe going down your back. A chicken sh!t, no actually a pu$$y that's right you heard the Rock a pu$$y. You want everything handed to you like some silver spooned mother f*ck#r! Not in this ring Stoney boy. This ring belongs to The Rock, That championship belongs to the The Rock, and guess what? Both of which belong to the People. So the Rock is doing the People a favor by bringing it all home where it belongs. Austin you can't do it, because you are not for the People. Austin, Rocky is better than you!
*The Rock looks down at his towel then back at Michael Cole.*
The Rock: Cole, were you looking at The Rock's Strudel? The People's Strudel?
Cole: No I was just...
The Rock: IT DOESN'T MATTER WHAT YOU WERE DOING! The Rock would like to offer you some pie. So go to your grandma's house sometime, and get a nice hot fresh piece of that moldy delight, AND GET THE HELL OUT OF THE ROCK'S FACE!
*Michael Cole starts to walk off, but The Rock pulls him back.*
The Rock: Whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa, The Rock is not finished with you yet! Stone Cold has been continually getting p!$$ed off for crybaby reasons! Cry Stone Cold Cry it is what you do best after all. All you have been doing is yapping about how The Rock thinks he's special. Yeah The Rock is special, and so are you Stone Cold. No really The Rock does not think it, The Rock knows that you are special, the problem is Stone Cold you are special education. You are about as retarded as a horse's pitute! The Rock is going to do you a favor this Saturday at boiling point, and that is put you out of your misery. You Feel that The Rock is a chump, and that he just wants to rub the championship in his face, and you want to puke everytime you see The Rock. That's because you need to get over yourself Stone Cold. You should stop being so jealous of The Rock because you want what The Rock has. You want the fame, the fortune, and The Rock's fans. Stone Cold being a drunk is not going to get you those things. Oh no you have to get off your @$$, and actually take The Rock on, one man versus one man. You see The Rock knows one thing about you and that is that you can not beat The Rock one man versus one man and you know it. You need to cheap shot the Rock at every opportunity, because you simply can not do it. Stone Cold that means you are nothing more than an angry little child listening to Eminem in the headphones punching walls. Austin, The Rock simply can not respect someone of your nature. You are a whiny, sniveling, child like, beer drinking, foul mouthed, finger tossing, desperate cheap shot needed Son of a b!tch. That's right, The Rock is ready for all of your dirty tricks and The Rock will not even stoop to your level. No The Rock knows what he has to do, and how he has to do it. The Rock will not need cheap shots, and will not need all of the piddly diddly little things that you feel you need to do. Pathetic Austin, I know children, little boys, and little girls who I could respect more than you as of right now. Now this is not going to be fun and games. The Rock is going to put you to hell and back, and back again. The Rock will beat your sorry @$$ for what little it is worth, and The Rock will win what he has been striving for. The EWA World Heavy Weight Championship. The Rock will not stop, and The Rock will keep going and going and going like the Engergizer bunny. Energizer will re-name it the Rockergizer Rabbit after this match. Bring in your low blows, something The Rock is sure you are used to if you catch The Rock's drift. You can go grab your cold steel chairs and try to crack them upside the Rock's skull, because Austin it is what you need. It is what you are thriving off of. You are so p!$$ed off because you can not beat The Rock that you are throwing whiney fits and temper tantrums equal to that of a tiny two year old. Is that how you want to be remembered Austin? Boo-Hoo Boo-hoo I am p!$$ed off because I can't beat The Rock. Like anyone cares Austin, that is what I am trying to get through to you that noone cares. The fans, don't care about how many tears you can let flow from your little beady eyes. The Rock can not wait for you to bring him your all just so he can put you in your rightfull place! Your place is in that ring lying on your back counting your lucky stars that you are still alive. The Rock will be sure that you don't live to see a day as champion in this federation. As long as The Rock feels like being at the top he will be there and you can guarantee that. There is no giving up, this Brahma Bull does not know the meaning of stop, and no matter how much you cry hoping that he will stop, the pain will keep on coming, the whooping keep on flying, and the @$$ keep on getting handed right back to you. Stone Cold in the ring is where The Rock knows no boundries to what he can do and the pain he can cause. The fans will be a cheering when the bull is a snortin' and stomping the living hell out of you Stone Cold. No more easy goes Austin, no more cheap wins, this is it Austin this is it, your last chance at proving you can do better than The Rock! In case you didn't get it before you better get it now. The Rock is the next EWA World Heavy Weight Champion IF YA SMELLLLLLLLALALALLAAOW WHAT THE ROCK IS COOKIN'!
*The Rock kicks out Michael Cole and the camera man. He closes his door and the scene fades showing a picture of The Rock's bull logo on his locker room door.*
OOC: I actually wanted to make it a little longer, but I ran out of time.
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