IF YOU SMELL WHAT THE ROCK IS COOKING
*The crowd grows silent waiting in their seats. Recently Bischoff took Bret the Hitman Hart under his wing and is expecting him to go far. However not everyone agrees that Bret will be the man to take it all. The fans are all anticipating what the next move of the federation will be as everything is un-predictable right now. All of the sudden.....*
*The fans stand up cheering for The Rock as he walks out from behind the curtain. He pauses at the top of the ramp and smells the air then looking around the arena. He makes his way down the rampway. He climbs up the steps and stands on top of the apron looking around then stepping through the ropes. He walks over to Liliane Garcia and snatches the microphone right out of her hands. He is wearing his Just Bring It T-Shirt and black sweat pants with the white stripes. He stands on top of the turnbuckle throwing his hand into the air. He looks up with his eyes closed and puts the Microphone to his lips.*
The Rock: Finally....The ROCK....Has come...to the E-W-A!
*The Rock gets down off of the turnbuckle and stands in the middle of the ring.*
The Rock: First things first, you, the people, The Rock's people must know one thing. The Rock did not come here to this federation to play fiddle the diddle in the middle of the ring while some jabroni goes around winning the world championship. Let's make this very clear, The Rock, he does not like Eric Bischoff. Also The Rock despises the Canadian Cry baby Bret Hart. *mocking Bret* Whaaa, I'm Bret Hart, I am the best there is, the best there was, and the best there ever will be at stroking my struedel. *stops mocking* Eric you want Bret to go on to be the first world champion, well The Rock says this. No roody poo will ever get to that world championship without first going through the People's Champion. No there is not one d@mned thing on God's green earth that you could do to stop it. Not you, not Bret, not anybody. The Brahma bull is coming out here kickin' snortin' and buckin' to get in some good fights and prove why he is the People's Champion. Not a single person in this fed can stop the Rock from winning the championship from The People!
*Crowd cheers, Rocky puts the microphone back to his lips...*
!!!LIGHTS GO OUT!!!
*The lights return and the Undertaker dressed in a black leather outfit, with a Deadman Inc. bandana and black leather biker gloves rides out from behind the curtain on his motorcycle. The song keeps playing as the Deadman rides down the ramp and circles the ring. He parks the bike and steps off of it. He steps up the steel steps then high steps the ropes stepping into the ring face to face with The Rock.*
The Rock: Whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa, who in the blue hell do you think you are interrupting The Rock's speech to the People?
*'Taker looks around then grabs the microphone from The Rock.*
'Taker: Wait right there Rocky. You see I heard you running your mouth saying that noone can stop you from winning the championship for the people. Well son, you may be out here fighting for the people, but you are doing all of that fighting in my yard. It doesn't seem as if you respect my yard.
*The Rock takes the microphone back.*
The Rock: Your yard? You think this is your yard? Who died and made you king Mickey Mouse? This is the people's ring. Jabroni, if you want a piece of The Rock, then you go sign your name on the card, and you can go one on one with the great one. The Rock will make your monkey @$$ famous!
'Taker: Rock, no matter how tempting that is, that's not what I am here for. You see Rock, I'm not here to fight you. You want to be at the top. So do I. You are a smart man, you know that we can't do this alone, not in this business. What I'm proposing to you is a mutual partnership. You help me, I help you, we team up and wipe the floor with these other rookies.
The Rock: Since you put it that way, Deadman The Rock says you have a good point.
*The Rock extends his hand and the Undertaker shakes it.*
'Taker: They will respect us.
*Green pyrotechnics fire off in the shape of an X as from out behind the curtain comes The Heart Break Kid Shawn Michaels and The Game Triple H. They stand on top of the ramp holding microphones of their own.*
HBK: Whoa, wait Hunter, did I hear someone say they will be respected?
HHH: Well Shawn, I think you did.
HBK: What should we do about that?
HHH: We should tell them to su....
The Rock: IT DOESN'T MATTER WHAT YOU SHOULD DO ABOUT THAT! The Rock sees two roody poo candy @$$ Degenerates. Who are you?
HBK: IT DOESN'T MATTER IF WE ARE DEGEENERATION-X OR NOT!
The Rock: Oh, Mr. Mid-Card eventer wants to be funny? You want to play a joke on The Rock? Shawn, do you like cherry pies, or apple struedels?
HBK: Pie of course.
The Rock: Then go get some of your grandmas fresh from the oven mincedmeat pie, take a big ol' whif of that green delight, then turn that som b!tch sideways and stick it straight up Triple H's candy @$$!
'Taker: Listen boys, if there is a problem why don't you come down here and tell us to our faces.
HHH: You would like that wouldn't you 'Taker. Dead man, let me make this clear, you want respect? How do you expect to get respect from the game. I'm not dumb enough to walk down there and step into your yard as you call it. As a matter of fact I was looking towards the intercontinental championship, and deadman if the president agrees to allowing me to compete there why don't you come make the game respect you?
'Taker: Becarefull what you wish for, you just might get more than what you asked.
HBK: 'Taker you can deal with Triple H. Rock I can't wait until Bret takes you out.
The Rock: Whoa, Shawn shut your mouth! Triple H shut your mouth! Hunter you go play your games with The Undertaker. Shawn, know your role and keep that mouth shut if you know what is good for you. You two punk @$$ b!tches can turn your happy @$$es around and do your little crotch slapping whistle walk back to your locker rooms, or the Rock may just come down there and lay the smackdown on your candy @$$es...
*The Rock climbs up on the turnbuckle and smells the air.*
The Rock: IF YA SMELLLALALALAOW WHAT THE ROCK.....IS COOKIN'!
*The Rock raises the People's eyebrow.*
*Degeneration-X walk back behind the curtains and The Undertaker gets out of the ring and takes his motorcycle backstage.*
*The Rock raises his arm in the air to the delight of the crowd before makeing his way out of the ring and back up the rampway to the backstage area.*
OOC: This was basically to show The Rock and The Undertaker are partnering up as Team Bring It. HBK and HHH are starting Degeneration-X. The Rock wants a piece of Bret and wants to go after that world gold. HHH and Undertaker want to feud, and HHH would like to attack that IC gold. 'Taker and Rock wouldn't mind going for the tag team title division either. That's the basic low-down.
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