IF YOU SMELL WHAT THE ROCK IS COOKING
*"The Rock's Music" plays as The Rock steps out from behind the curtain. The fans cheer loudly as he stands at the top of the ramp and throws his hand out into the air then places it on his chin as he looks around. He walks down the rampway dressed in his tights already and his boots. He walks up the stairs and steps through the ropes. He grabs the microphone from Lilian Garcia just before she exits the ring. He gets up on the turnbuckle and smells the air then raises the microphone to his lips as his music fades.*
The Rock: FINALLY....THE ROCK...IS GETTING STARTED......IN U-C-W! *The Rock hops down and stands in the center of the ring.* Sure The Rock came out here one week ago and he whipped some monkey @$$, but The Rock was only warming up and this week on Smackdown, The Rock's show he is going to be whippin' a couple of roody-poo's like they've never been whipped before! First we have Buff Bagwell. Buff is the stuff that the ladies can't get enough or so he claims. Buff The Rock says this...The Rock will call Buff's Bluff, and see who really has the stuff, and who is just made out of fluff. The Rock already knows one man to another man you have nothing on The Rock and the ladies, well let's just say The Rock would have no problems getting him a lady, as far as you go Buff hanging out at the High School does not count for you. Buff you think you are the man that is the problem you are thinking. The Rock does not need to think he already knows that if you bring your candy @$$ right on down to the ring you will be checking out little chicks all day as you watch the little birdies fly around your head once you have been slammed right on your back and you are down for the one...two...three! The Rock knows for a fact that Buff Bagwell does not have the testicular fortitude it takes to be the man around here. Let alone you and me Hell in a Cell, The Rock will beat you and show you what it means to be a main eventer especially here in the UCW! I hope your mommy packed you some needle and thread because the fluff will be knocked right out of you as the rompin', stompin, rough goin', snortin', stampin', @$$ kickin', pie eaten Brahma Bull runs over you leaving you flat. You don't understand the trouble you are in when it comes to going on in a match with The Great One. Your head you see is way up in the sky floating around like a hot air balloon, The Rock is going to crush your ego and you will come falling, falling way down, all the way until you hit ROCK BOTTOM! Bow! There you go becoming one heck of a jobber and just one of the first few to fall to the feet of the Greatest of all time. So Buff you bring your @$$ to the ring, and I will bring you the whoopin'! As far as the third man in this match. You would think having not one, not two, but three people locked inside the most massive steel cage structure ever made in one of the most dangerous match-ups of all time would be career suicide, but no! You see two men are going to be out cold, but one man will stand above the others. It won't be Buff Bagwell, and it won't be the Dead Man, no with will be The People's Champion! Undertaker big bad dead man, Mr. Ice Cold. The Rock remembers when you werent a bad @$$ you were a dead @$$ the phenom, but no, now you would be better off dead. The phenom, once great, but this is not your time to be great you see this night is The Rock's night for the glory. Your @$$ is just in the match, because it would not be entertaining to see The Rock pinning The Rock. I would get a lot more competition out of it, but never-the-less you along with Bagwell are just in the ring so The Rock can have some more Candy @$$ to whoop! In all honosty Undertaker, The Rock respects the hell out of you. You have done a whole hell of a lot, but people respect Bruno Sammartino and most don't even know his name, but you can guarand@mntee yourself that you are going to be remembering my name because you will be The Rock's punk @$$ b!tch! Just like Bagwell you will be screaming the name of the Great One as you hope the great Glory of God shines down upon you and opens up that cell to let you out. Don't count on it Mr. Big Evil, the Red Devil! Devil, you have met your match with the Brahma Bull. You are not even competition when standing next to the Great One, but you won't be standing for long. No you see The People can't wait to see The Great One ramming your cold dead head into the just as cold steel and whipping your monkey @$$ like you have never known. Then when it comes down to it, it will be just like Bagwell a one...two...three The Rock's hand, The People's hand it will be raised high in the air as The Rock comes one step closer to becoming not just the People's Champion, but the Unedged People's Champion! IF YA SMELLLLLLLLALALALALAOW.....WHAT THE ROCK....IS COOKIN'!
*The Rock throws the microphone down and hops up onto the turnbuckle and throws his arm in the air. He smells the air then hops down. The fans are chearing as The Rock's music is playing again. He cross the ring and climbs through the ropes and hops down to the outside. The Rock walks up the rampway and disappears behind the curtain. After a moment the music cuts out and moments past that the fans that were screaming wildly calm down.*
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