AUSTIN 3:16
Stone Cold: Let Stone Cold clear this up real fast. Stone Cold is not very happy. This Friday Night I have to fight two count 'em two pieces of trash in the ring. One is Brock Lesnar. He calls himself the next big thing. Brock it really doesn't matter what you want to call yourself in the privacy of your own room when you are playing with yourself, but there is no reason that Stone Cold needs to hear about it when you come out here running your mouth. I don't know who is worst you the big headed stupid b@st@rd or the barking dog ankle biting son of a b!tch Paul Heyman. Paul if you don't learn to keep your d@mn mouth shut the ol' Stone Cold will have to do it for you. Lesnar, what in the hell makes you think that you are so bad? Hell son if you really want to pretend to be bad let ol' Stone Cold whip you around the ring a few times and you may pick up a thing or two. Probably not, because that noggin of yours has to be double thick of skull bones, because son you could not pour p!$$ out of a boot of the instructions were on the heel. That is why you are one of the world's stupidest sons of b!tches Stone Cold has ever seen. When you get your too tall too stupid @$$ in this ring you better place your money that between the time the bell rings and the time it rings again I will be whippin' your @$$ from one side of this ring and back again. Everytime you decide to get up Stone Cold will knock you right back down. Stone Cold has not done any @$$ whippin' in sometime, and right now I have that whip ready to go. Lesnar when I see you I see the jack @$$ that needs the whip. The only next big thing you will be seeing is my big black boot being shoved right up your @$$! Stone Cold really can't stand you because of how stupid you are. Size doesn't mean jack sh!t to Stone Cold. The only thing that matters to Stone Cold is that you don't run off with your yellow tail tucked between your legs scared to death of what is going to happen to you. Basically I will be stomping a mudhole in ya then I will proceed to stomp it deeper then walk that son of a b!tch dry leaving you dreaming you never messed with a rattlesnake. On the other side of the ring is Jeff Hardy. Hardy you are a big piece of trash of Stone Cold has ever seen one and you d@mn right Stone Cold has seen plenty so Stone Cold knows one when he sees one. Jeff Stone Cold would be d@mned if you are not a big piece of trash. The Extreme Dare Devil. You think you intimidate Stone Cold because you like to pretend you are on a trampoline and jump around? Is that what you are thinking? OH HELL NO you don't intimidate Stone Cold. Stone Cold is going to hand over a can for you, when you check that label don't bother looking for nutritional facts son, because one way or another those nutritional facts are not going to be very good for you or your case. If you read the big bold letters on the can you will read ONE HUNDRED PERCENT PURE WHOOP-@$$! That is for d@mn sure one large can of whoop-@$$! This style of match is hardcore, meaning you could pull out any of the tricks you want to, but try as you might Stone Cold no matter what he might get hit with will just get back up time and time again until you are just drained. Hardy you are still but only a spunky little kid. Spunk may be what got you here, but having your @$$ handed right back to you on a silver platter will be what gets you right back out that door. Stone Cold plans on being sure that new kids like you learn that you do not walk in here thinking that you are some great God of wrestling. Stone Cold has had plenty of beers and will have plenty more to come, so when Stone Cold gets a hold of you, he is going to take your rainbow bright colored hair and beat you from one post to another post then up and down every aisle in this arena until you are left with nothing but tears so that you can go crying to your mommy. Stone Cold intends on getting some gold in this federation and if kids like you are busy running around then that means Stone Cold has to teach you early on not to mess with me, because once I drop you on your tiny little neck like a stack of dimes, then one two three your d@mn lights are out cold and Stone Cold has his first victory here in the HFWF! Now Brock Lesnar, if you have been paying attention keeping your little eyes glued to your television set then you would know what Stone Cold is going to get a hold of you and raise a whole lot of hell. Hell son maybe if you were able to remove your head out of your own @$$ you might be able to stand a chance. You see, you think that you are the greatest gift to wrestling that anyone has ever seen. You think you are the first rookie to come along thinking that? Hell go ask The Big Show he'll tell you where that mentality gets ya. Nowhere son nowhere. Just for that I think that will be one extra butt kicking on you. Brock you are so sure that Jeff Hardy will be a push over and that ol' Stone Cold is a nobody. Stone Cold will show you just what a nobody is. In case you are wondering he is big, tall, muscular and the rocks in my driveway have more intelligence that he does. Don't rack your brain too hard Brock that would be you. I am sick and tired of your pile of crap you came out here flappin' your little gums about. You came out crying about this, and crying about that. Whaaa, that reminds Stone Cold of an old song. Here let me sing a little verse to ya Brock. There's a tear in my beer, because I am crying for ya dear oh my baby. Don't go sobbin' in no beer because that would be a perfectly good waiste of some alcohol that could have been going to help contribute to my beer belly. Lesnar you are not the next big thing, you are not the next champion, hell you couldn't find yourself out of an opened double sided box. So what in the world would make you think that you could even compete with ol' Stone Cold Steve Austin? You talked about how you are a rookie and Stone Cold is a veteran. If you would pay attention to the words that are being spit out of your own mouth you may learn something other than two plus two equals twenty five. What you basically just told Stone Cold is that you are too stupid to win the match and that even if you tried your best you wouldn't be able to win, because rookies go nowhere but to the ground where they get whipped worst than Vice President Red Thug the Red Headed Step Child! Now let me let you in on a little secret. Listen closely now you don't want to miss this. Stone Cold will be the victor of this hardcore match and there ain't a snowball's chance in hell that you would be able to come away with a victory come this Friday at Carnage. Oh hell no! You can't even be a man and stand up for yourself. If your barking mate Paul Heyman weren't always at your side flapping his gums then this would not become an issue. You see you can not always have Heyman walking around talking for you, p!$$ing for you, and humping other people's legs for you. eh-EH! Not going to happen. You gotta learn how to stand toe to toe with someone on your own. Don't think that your little F-Five scares me in the slightest. Oh Hell No, Stone Cold can't wait to feul up so that the @$$ whippin' just keeps on coming and doesn't stop. So Brock I hope that when you get in the ring you take the time before that first bell rings to look up. Look across the ring at one of your opponents. Be sure that your beady little eyes lock onto the cold stare of Stone Cold Steve Austin. Then you have about five seconds to wet yourself and run like the yellow bellied little b@st@rd that you are. Come Hell, High Water, or Stone Cold Steve Austin, you are going to have your @$$ whipped all around the ring once then back again the other way. You can be for d@mn sure that you will not be reaching your goals anytime soon. Maybe this will teach you a little lesson in being so d@mned cocky. If you weren't so cocky towards Jeff Hardy and Stone Cold then all this wouldn't have to happen, but oh no. Stone Cold will be running the show and if I have to force the networks to give us extra air time so that I can finish beating your sorry @$$ you can bet your bottom dollar that ol' Stone Cold will do just that! There ain't know where that says you have to like it, but Steve Austin preaches lessons not about the next big things, but about a book he likes to call Austin three sixteen that states that Brock Lesnar just got his @$$ whipped by the world's toughest son of a b!tch Stone Cold Steve Austin! OH HELL YEAH! Jeff Hardy, do they teach stupid in school or did you just inherit it from your parents? Hell son what do you think this business is film school? You go out and get you some doctored up photo's and pretend that it is you beathing me. Jeff I was listening to you talk and you seem to think that because you like to jump off of the ropes that you should be the new God of the ring? If you want to jump off the ropes, feel free, go ahead, your stupid @$$ will just knock your own head off of the mat making it bounce like a basket ball. If that is what you want to do then well you do whatever you feel is necessary. It ain't my fault that you are about as bright as a pile sticks. You act like people are scared of you? Hell no ain't nobody scared of you. As a matter of fact I can't wait to get your scrawny @$$ in the ring so that I can the living tar out of you. For as long as you want to attempt an aerial show feel free to be a jack@$$ I won't stop ya. When it comes down to it, there will be no looks of confusion, no doctored photos. You use photo's like Brock Lesnar uses Paul Heyman, you put up a lot of fancy pictures that you made on your piece of crap computer at home and expect that to have done the talking for you. Hell, Stone Cold is just going to beat the life out of your tiny body, pin ya for the one two three, and in this hardcore match there is not a d@mn thing that can be done about. Stone Cold will go to any length and do any d@mned thing necessary to win. Nothing you can do to keep me down. Stone Cold will move one step closer to a championship and that's the bottome line WHAT? And That's The Bottom Line WHAT?! AND THAT'S THE BOTTOM LINE 'CUZ STONE COLD SAID SO! OOC: No OOC Message. This html design and layout is owned by Tony & Ashlee Ikeda. You have no rights to use it without their permission. If you are granted permission you must use it under their terms. |