AUSTIN 3:16

"Glass Shatters" is heard as Stone Cold Steve Austin comes out from the back. He walks down the ramp with an attitude. He rolls into the ring and calls for a microhpone. He is handed one.
Stone Cold Steve Austin: Oh hell no, Stone Cold has a match for the first round in the tournament for the immortal xtreme wrestling federation world championship tournament. If Taz wants to come looking for a fight, Stone Cold is always willing to come down for a fight, so that son of a b!tch can meet me in the ring later tonight and he'll see what everyone else has learned about Stone Cold Steve Austin, and that's you don't provoke a rattlesnake. I'm ready to drink a little beer and whoop a little @$$, that's my intentions for the evening, to beat the ever living hell out of Taz and make an example of him in front of every d@mn person in this arena. Then everybody will understand that Stone Cold is the best d@mn superstar the IXWF has ever seen, and Taz is just another victim of me in the long line of many pieces of garbage that have lost to me.

There's sure as hell a reason why I've been a multi-time world heavy weight champion around here and have put down all of the big names in the business. That piece of gold is more than just a strap, and for a guy who doesn't care a whole hell of a lot about things in life, that championship is not just one of those things. Stone Cold knows the heritage behind the belt, and Stone Cold has a whole lot of respect for the championship and whatever man is holding it at the time. I didn't bust my @$$, bust my knees, and break my neck for no d@mn reason. So when I see little pieces of trash like Taz coming around barking about how great he is and wants a piece of the belt, but hasn't earned the respect, hasn't taken what he has coming to him here in the IXWF yet, that's when Stone Cold gets p!ssed off and takes matters into his own hands.

It doesn't matter who it is in this tournament, Taz is just the first, every single son of a b!tch who steps up can give me everything they got, they can call me a redneck, they can make fun of my beer drinking, they can say whatever in the hell they want, but that won't change the fact that Stone Cold doesn't stop going. I don't lose fights, and I hope Taz understands that you can knock me down, knock me around, or break my bones, but Stone Cold is going to do ten times as much damage and always coming flying at you never stopping until the fight is finished. The fight that isn't finished until Stone Cold is in the middle of the ring having his hand raised up in victory standing over the fallen victim. Taz I'm going to bring a fight to you like you've never seen before.

Men of all sizes, tall and small, big and skinny, brawlers, high flyers, all arounders, submissionists, shoot fighters, even suplex machines. Not one person who can get into this ring can put Stone Cold down, so all challengers are welcome. Stone Cold will not be stopped. I've been called a bionic redneck, probably because I just won't stop going, hell it's like that d@mn little energizer bunny. Taz, I can see it in your face, behind your eyes, hell son you make yourself seem like a tough son of a b!tch, and maybe I'll give you that. You've probably done well elsewhere, you may have fooled others, but you won't fool Stone Cold Steve Austin. I know that behind that front you put up boy, you feel those butterflies knowing that no matter how bad you act, you won't be bad enough.

I've been preparing for a long time for this very moment, just waiting for Shane McMahon to get off his lazy @$$ and get this place going again. I've gone through a rigerous training regimen. Day in and Day out beer after beer I trained. Sometimes I might go all out and drink two cases of beer, just to be that much more ready for these days. On the side of drinking beer I'd work on my neck and my knees keeping myself ready for the fights, the onslaught one right after the other. Stone Cold can't wait to be start rolling through the federation the way CCD is used to doing, and has ever since the start. The bottom line is this, Austin three sixteen says that I just whipped your @$$! Taz you might want to do a little reading up on the book of Austin and be ready for the @$$ whooping of a lifetime!
Stone Cold put the microphone down and jumped up on the turnbuckle and threw his hands in the air. He called for a beer and downed it once he had it. He got down out of the ring and went to the back.
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Michael Cole was in the back with Stone Cold Steve Austin. Cold had just stopped Stone Cold on his way down the hallway.
Michael Cole: Stone Cold!
Stone Cold Steve Austin: What in the hell do you want?
Michael Cole: I just wanted to know what you thought about what Taz had to say about you?
Stone Cold Steve Austin: I think that tiny little angry piece of trash needs to get his head checked if he thinks he has a reason to be confident about his match. If people think I'm untouchable well good for them, my reputation speaks for itself. I'm not scared of anyone, never have been never will be. Taz doesn't want to be a jobber? Well good for the little b@stard doesn't mean I won't make him a jobber. You can suplex all you want to, you can f the world all you want to, but the bottom line is Stone Cold is untouchable and will be the world champion. Taz is about to get his @$$ whooped because Stone Cold said so!

Stone Cold pushes past Michael Cole and made his way towards the locker room.

OOC: No OOC Message.

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