AUSTIN 3:16
Michael Cole: Now we heard just a short while ago comments from The Undertaker. Here I am with none other than Stone Cold Steve Austin to see what he has to say on what The Undertaker had to say to him earlier. Thank you for joining me Steve, it's always entertaining, and always a pleasure, so I have to start off by asking, since The Undertaker brought it up. What do you think about staying sober for your match up here tonight on Smackdown? Stone Cold Steve Austin: What? Sober? What? Me? What? Hell son, as soon as I heard I was going to be put in a match, I had one beers, two beers, three beers, four beers, then I washed it down with a fifth beer, then a case of beers, and I lost count after that. Hell no I don't go into a match sober, that would just be plain stupid. Undertaker can kiss my @$$ while I'm whipping his @$$, and it doesn't matter how many steveweisers I choose to drink, because that's what I do, and he'll just have to get over it. Nobody, and I mean nobody takes away my beers, that's for d@mn sure. What a coincidence that I face the man with cold skin after I drink down a few cold ones, and I fire things up by whipping his @$$ all around the ring. That's what I say about him thinking I should be sober, I don't think I've been sober for a match in my life, why ruin a good thing now? Michael Cole: Well how about him talking you cussing. Now I don't know about the fans, but I don't believe I've heard much about you cussing around here, do you do that often? Stone Cold Steve Austin: Hell no, I don't do it too much, and I'll tell that d@mn son of a b!tch little b@stard myself. He talks about how this is entertainment, he expects family values I guess. I sure as hell hope that Undertaker doesn't ever turn on the radio when he's out in Death Valley. Let alone the fact that the president of our company makes me look like a school child in that department. Then the hypocrite talks about how he's going to kick my @$$ and d@mn something or other. Right after saying he doesn't need to cuss, guess he's been brain dead for a little too long. The dead man needs a bit of a welcome to the land of the living. Michael Cole: He did say that he was going to absolutely destroy you here tonight, and he's not afraid to end your career. Stone Cold Steve Austin: That stupid piece of trash can come on down and try to ruin my career, try to destroy me. He can't do anymore than what everyone else has tried to do to me. He can't destroy me, but I'll tell you this, I'll take him, and I'll beat him from pillar to post and up and down every aisle of the arena. That son of a b!tch can talk about ending my career, or talk like he could do it at the drop of a dime, but he doesn't know me as well as he thinks he does, and I'll be the first to tell you, that you don't just walk in and cut the head off of this rattlesnake. You have got to be prepaired for a fight, one that I don't believe The Undertaker is ready for. I'll prove that to him in our match up as I show the deadman, he needs to do a little more thinking before he opens his mouth. Michael Cole: He says Kane will not be involved, what do you think about the ever intimidating seven foot monster being around? Stone Cold Steve Austin: I say he better bring his brother with him. If the Undertaker wants to stand a remote chance of getting by me, he's going to need Kane's help. Since he brought up some past histories of other companies, I might remind him that those two always needed help when it came to me, because one on one you can't beat the rattlesnake. Kane, you dumb piece of trash, if your brother tells you no, then consider this your invitation. I say bring your @$$ down to the ring so I can kick you around too. I'll take on the brothers of destruction and beat them both silly. Your brother wants to be King, then he needs to get past me, and we'll just see how well he fairs when it comes time, but one on one ain't nobody going to beat me and I'll guarand@mntee it! Michael Cole: What are your thoughts on the King of the Ring tournament and how you stand? Stone Cold Steve Austin: My thoughts are this, you better get that thrown ready, that crown fitted, and put a rattlesnake head on the end of the sceptor, because Stone Cold Steve Austin is going to be king. I'm not like The Undertaker, it isn't some dream of mine, but the King of the Ring is the person who is able to outlast his opponents and prove to be the best above all odds, and there ain't nobody better and beating the odds than ol' Stone Cold. At Summrslam, I will for d@mn sure be the one fighting for the world heavy weight championship, against whoever the champion is at the time, and I will walk out of there the champion. I've beaten the odds before, I've done it in other companies, and here in the EBWF I was a man who was able to win the the Royal Rumble way back in the day. So you can go ahead and call me King Austin when you serve me my beers, maybe I'll have The Undertaker being the one to serve them to me. Michael Cole: I'm being told we have to be going soon, so Stone Cold, do you have any final comments for the dead man before we end this interview? Stone Cold Steve Austin: Undertaker, you had better listen up, and listen closely. I'm going to be coming down to that ring, and I don't care what I have to do to beat your @$$ around the ring, and to pin you for the one, two, three. Undertaker, I'm not going to stand back and listen to you be a hypocrite, a sissy, a walking piece of dead trash with your brother the burned up compost heap. I'm going to be advancing in the tournament no matter how the odds are stacked against me. There ain't going to be any destroying, any ending of my career, but there will be a lot of hell raising and beer drinking, just the way I like to do it. So sit back, relax, and get yourself ready for the @$$ kicking of the life time, it's about guaranteed, and you won't be sitting up when I knock your @$$ down. You're a big respected name, but Stone Cold doesn't give a d@mn so here's to ya! Armando Alejandro Estrada: Oh haylo to chew Stone Cold. My name es Armando Alejandro Estrada! Stone Cold Steve Austin: Hell son, glad to know your name, now if you'll get the hell out of my way, I have more important things to worry about than how good you roll your R's. Armando Alejandro Estrada: Chew had better not be disrespecting me! Chew see, I am scouting many guys here in ze back to find people who want to be turned into true keelers arounds here. Listen to me por favor, your opponent tonight, The Undertaker, he's one hell of a guy ha ha! I will have to say that you will be a very lucky man if chew can get yourself past this man here. I guess we shall see if you have ze keeler instinct. Stone Cold Steve Austin: We'll see if I have the "keeler" instinct? Son, I don't need to know if I have the killer instinct, hell son I don't even know why in the hell I should give a d@mn what you have to say. Here's an idea for you, you go scout that big dead son of a b!tch, you watch him come down to the ring, and you watch me take his d@mn near seven foot tall @$$ and beat it into oblivion as I show that tall piece of trash that I don't care who in the hell he is or what he has done in the past. The bottom line is that I'm going to walk down there, I'm going to put a boot in his @$$ beat him for the one, two, three, and I'll be on my way, just like I need to be now, so you need to get the hell out of my way. Armando Alejandro Estrada: Escuchame, uno momento, por favor. Chew think, that chew are just going to walk in there and put ze deadman down? Ha ha! I hope he destroys chew. Chew just wait until I have ammassed me keelers Stone Cold. Stone Cold Steve Austin: Yeah you go do that, have fun with your little clipboard, and don't let me see your little b@stard @$$ around here again, or I'll drop you on that stack of dimes neck of yours. Armando Alejandro Estrada: I will remember dis Stone Cold. Stone Cold Steve Austin: If you all want me to raise some hell give me a hell yeah! *Crowd yells hell yeah* Now I drew The Undertaker in the first around of this King of the Ring tournament Now I'll be more than happy to whoop his dead @$$ all over the arena. It's about time Stone Cold teaches the Undertaker just what Austin three sixteen really means. What it says is that Stone Cold just whipped your @$$, and in case that's not in enough english for you, that means I beat the ever loving hell out of you and pinned you for the one two three as I advance in the King of the Ring tournament going into round two. I didn't get to use that little passage because I was a pushover all of the time that I have been in the ring. I sure as hell don't just roll over and die for anybody. I go out there and I beat people down. I don't need some stupid littl urn to get my powers from. I don't need some piece of brass to say that I can kick your @$$. You haven't carried it around in a while, but maybe you should go get that little urn, because I'll tell you, that urn looks like once it's washed out it would be great for drinking beer out of. Just how many ounces is that thing? Fill me up a few of them and I might just be good to go for an hour or two. The only thing that can power ol' Stone Cold is Alcohol. I'm d@mn sure an alcohol fueld @$$ kicking son of a b!tch that will walk how I want to walk, talk how I want to talk, drink how I want to drink and whoop some @$$ while doing it. The Undertaker hasn't been thinking real clearly or maybe he'd realize that Stone Cold needs to be King of the Ring, so that I can show everyone once again just why I am known as the toughest SOB that the EBWF has ever seen. I only know one thing, and one thing only, that's how to whoop @$$. It doesn't matter if you're seven foot tall, or seven inches tall. I'll beat the giants to the midgets, to the fat guys. to the scrawny little punks in this federation. Ain't nobody going to stop me on my path to the top, which all starts with the King of the Ring tournament. I know I might be stepping into the deadman's yard, but I ain't afraid to cross any boundaries. You draw the line in the sand and you can be sure that I will step right across the line. I don't care where you call home, I'll come to your field to play ball, and I'll beat you in your home town. I'll make the local kids cry when they watch their hero go down. It will build their character, it will be a good thing. So call it your yard, call it whatever you want 'Taker. No matter what name you give it, I hope you make this your home, because tonight you are going to be sleeping in your yard when I put your stupid little lights out. I respect what you done, but I'm not going to worship you, so I don't give a d@mn where you put your feet, where you lay your head. There ain't a man alive that Stone Cold gives a d@mn about. I don't care who anybody is. If they are in my way, they'll get their @$$ beat and that's all you got to know. I know that I want to be the champion, so I will be the champion, and I'll go to whatever level I have to go to. I'll step up my game, pop a few more tops off some beers, get myself good and ready, and I'll stand tall as the King. Guess I'll have to start drinking some Steveweiser High Life in the gold cans. King Austin as you will be referring to me 'Taker. I'll bow down at my feet when I beat you down, and if you sit your little @$$ up I'll be standing there waiting so that as you come up you can be kissing my @$$. That's just how much I care. I'm the absolute toughest son of a b!tch that you will ever see. Call me a redneck, call me whatever you will. Talk about how you will just try to avoid my stunner. Don't worry about the stunner son, that's something I'll use to drop you on your neck when I'm good and ready. You can plot out and plan whatever strategy you want to, but you can't plan for a strategy in this. This won't be some ol' fashioned rasslin' match, this will be an all out fight. I don't come down to the ring for a head lock, I come down there to punch you straight in the face. I won't be waisting anytime. So throw your strategies out the window, they won't be of any help. Go get Kane, Paul Bearer, bring out the earn, paint your face up all good and scary, and call out the druids...you are going to need everyone of them to drag your big dead @$$ back to the ring when I beat you AND THAT'S THE BOTTOM LINE 'CUZ STONE COLD SAID SO! OOC: This should do it :) This html design and layout is owned by Tony & Ashlee Ikeda. You have no rights to use it without their permission. If you are granted permission you must use it under their terms. |