AUSTIN 3:16
Stone Cold Steve Austin: Jericho, I don't know what in the hell gives you the right to step into the ring with Stone Cold again, because all it means is that I'm going to have to open a can of whoop-@$$ on your sorry @$$ once again to make sure you learn a lesson. Jericho, a lot of people want to know, Stone Cold, what are you going to do for judgement day, where do you fit onto the card. Hell son I'll tell you where I fit, I am going straight into the main event to win that world title. Last month at backlash Stone Cold had to earn his right to the match against you Jericho, so Stone Cold never got to use his champions right to a re-match. Now the president absolutely hates my guts, like I give a crap! He argued with me over this, but one way or another Stone Cold has his right to go after Triple H once again. So you think that you Jericho can beat Stone Cold in the return match? Is that what you are thinking? Is that what you think you can do to Stone Cold? Stone Cold says eh-EH! Not gonna happen. Through hell or high water once again we will go toe to toe and I will for the count 'em not first, but second time. *Stone Cold holds up both of his middle fingers* Here's to ya you silly b@st@rd! Two Stone Cold saluting birdies for the amount of times I'm going to have to beat the living hell out of you. I am sick and tired of you walking around talking like you are some big hot shot, like you mean something to Stone Cold. You will learn, you don't mean a d@mned thing to Stone Cold Steve Austin! The only living legend you are is in your own little mickey mouse day dreaming head. You can be a world champion, and the greatest legend of this sport in your own head. About one month ago is when I dropped your oversized neck and popped your d@mned chops right across my shoulder to put you down and out for the one two three. WHAT?! Stone Cold beat your sorry @$$! WHAT?! You got a one hundred percent pure alcohol fueled @$$ whippin'! WHAT?! Y2J Chris Jericho got his @$$ beat like the sorry son of a b!tch he is and got what he deserved. Stone Cold knew you just had it coming to you, and to see you walking around trying to beat other nobodies to get yourself to be a contendor for the world heavy weight championship just means that I have to beat you again. You would have better luck going after the olympic title, because son as long as Stone Cold is around in the Immortal Xtreme Wrestling Federation, then you boy are going to have one helluva road block to be sure you don't touch that world championship. Only two people have held it since the opening of this federation and only one of them is a deserving champion. Triple H much like you Jericho has his coming to him, because Stone Cold is one p!ssed off rattlesnake and determined to get back what he deserves. Chris, rookie, you don't deserve it so just give up on it. Given this match much un-like the old one isn't worth anything more than pride. I hate to burst your oversized ego, but your pride will be the one that is hurting when once again you get beat by ol' Stone Cold. There isn't one d@mned person in the back that will be safe until Stone Cold has his title back. If you thought I was dangerous one month ago, then you haven't seen anything yet, because this is going to be one hundred times worst. I do not care what I have to do to you to make sure you stay down so that I can get what I want and what I need, but you can be for d@mn sure and I will guarantee you that I will whip you from pillar to post and up and down every aisle of the arena. As far as Stone Cold is concerned you are nothing more than an overgrown piece of trailer park trash with dreams of making it big so you can move your mommy into a double wide and make her feel special. The only thing you have earned around here is your loss record that ol' Stone Cold will just for you, help you to build upon by adding one more to it this monday night. Jericho you better prepare yourself, because this is the lesson that everyone will be learning and that's the lesson from Stone Cold University that says what Austin 3:16 states, and that's "Stone Cold Steve Austin just whipped your sorry @$$!" If all of you want to see Stone Cold beat the living hell out of Chris Jericho give me a hell yeah! Crowd: OH HELL YEAH! Stone Cold Steve Austin: I don't know if you heard that or not Jericho, but you just had about twenty five thousand fans just say OH HELL YEAH! AND THAT'S THE BOTTOM LINE 'CUZ STONE COLD SAID SO! Michael Cole: Steve, Y2J Chris Jericho was just on, do you have any comments about what he had to say to you about your match? Stone Cold Steve Austin: Jericho, you think that you can take one anyone? Because you claim to be a living legend you think you can defeat whoever in the hell you want to? Is that what you were thinking? Did you beat me last time? No, but you still say that you can do it this time? Stone Cold thinks that over sized head of yours needs a check-up! You may have became the number one contendor, but that was just a stroke of luck, and the problem for you is that Stone Cold gets his shot first and that's not something you have to like it's just something you have to deal with. You think I need a b!tch slap? I think you are just a whining crying b!tch! How about that? You don't deserve a d@mned shot at Triple H, you can come get your shot at me when I win the world championship and lose for the third time! As far as noone beats Y2J, did I beat you so hard that you forgot about me? Get your crap straight son. You want to give me the beating of my life son? Hell what makes you any different than any of the jobbers in the back? None of them can get the job done, but because you scream every two seconds that you are the living legend that you can be the one to take down Stone Cold Steve Austin? Hell son you want to talk about how you can defeat my venom? You have no idea what you are dealing with yet boy. This isn't the little leagues any longer, you are dealing with the absolute toughest son of a b!tch in the IXWF. It's a d@mn shame that I have to waist my time on little punks like you. I really don't give a crap about what you did to Chris Benoit, because boy I am not Chris Benoit, and the way I see it is that Benoit left the nWo showing that he at least has half a brain cell in his head, because the nWo is the biggest bunch of jack@$$es around here next to you. You want to give me "another" @$$ whoopin'? When was the first one? Given I may drink a few beers now and then, but I think I would have remembered you having your way with me if it would have happened. As far as I'm concerned you need to just shut your d@mn mouth before I shut it for you. I don't care how much you want to be, you will not be the next world champion, because only the best of the best get that belt, and I will prove once again that I am the best just to show your sorry @$$ up! Hell son call me a has been all you want, but in fact I am a "just getting started" and as for you "jerkie" you are a "never was" because you are as close as it gets before actually getting a match for the title, and as long as I have my way that's as close as you will ever get! You can brag about beating Chris Benoit all you want to, but bragging about beating nobodies, won't do you a d@mn bit of good! The nWo may come crashing down, but the problem with the nWo is that they have been nobodies since they started around here. So keep it up Jericho, but you aren't crap to Stone Cold Steve Austin! You will not rule this federation. There will be no reign of the wannabe legend. Only the reign of Chaotic Carnage and Destruction as we once again take our places at the top of the federation once again! Lock me in the walls of Jericho if you d@mn well please, but Stone Cold won't tap to you or to anybody out there. Jerkie, you want to steal Stone Cold's lines? Do you feel as if that will enhance your chances? Is that how you feel? I don't give a crap how you feel all I know is that you are a desperate man, and will be doing your best you can do to try and win, so I welcome you to try everything. Do it all, just to fail once again. You don't need to show me what it takes to be a success, hell son I have been a success in this federation and its prior federation since you were still a minor leaguer! Noone cares about your standards, because we don't go by your standards, Stone Cold does whatever in the hell he feels like, it's DTA Dont Trust Anybody, and Dont Trust Austin! I know you think you can kick my @$$ the hardway, but you sound like a d@mned two year old baby, whinin', and cryin', but don't know what in the hell you're talking about. Just a bunch of d@mned jibberish. You earned a future shot, but you were wrong about one thing, I did earn my shot. I earned my shot by being a champion, and I never got to use my contractual right to re-match. My last match was earned and still not in full context of my contractual rights. So listen up boy, I did earn what I am getting, but I think the president is handing you everything on a silver spoon boy. As far as liking the butt kicking I'm supposed to get or not? First things first boy, you would have to actually give me an @$$ whippin' first. Were you doubting how powerfull Chaotic Carnage and Destruction is? If you payed close attention boy you would know that CCD is, and has always been the most dominating force in the IXWF, but the president has supressed us and our abilities, because when we were doing everything as we saw fit, we were ruling the industry. We defeated everyone in our path and put to rest all opponents, so the President stopped allowing us the matches we rightfully deserved, because he was getting scared that the rest of the roster wouldn't ever get an opportunity. However that time is quickly coming to an end, Undertaker just made the first step by taking the Xtreme title, and I will reclaim the world championship. Now you sorry SOB, you can tell me all you want about how the living legend doesn't allow things to happen twice. As far as Stone Cold is concerned with you, History tends to repeat itself. As it will on Raw when I whip your @$$. The champion we have now isn't worth a crap, and if you were ever champion we might as well let the jobbers run rampid on this federation. Your night, Your night, junior, legend, whaaa! SOUNDS LIKE A BUNCH OF CRAP! You think that I'm the dumbest SOB? You had better learn quick that Stone Cold Steve Austin will always be remembered for being one hell of a BMF. Since you are too stupid to know what that is, it stands for one Bad Mother (-Censored-). No night is your night Jericho, you put shame to every card you are on. I will have to put you in your place boy. Just like you say it doesn't matter what titles I have held, well hell son it doesn't matter that you beat Benoit last week, and it doesn't matter that you call yourself the living legend. That's all I hear out of you. Your gums keep flapping but make no sense. All I hear is oooh I beat Benoit I'm a legend, I will win. I'll tell you where you can stick that living legend BS! You talk about clothes fitting you? Sure when you suck in your gut and squeeze your no balled @$$ into an eight year olds pair of tight leather pants you can say your clothes fit. Stone Cold wasn't sure if he heard you correctly, but did you say there won't be any cans of whoop-@$$? WHAT?! Oh there will be some cans of whoop-@$$! WHAT?! You heard me, some very large cans of whoop-@$$! WHAT?! Stone Cold will be opening all of the cans of whoop-@$$ on your sorry @$$ all night long if that's what it takes to put you away. Hell boy you ain't in style, you remind me of a child dreaming and wishing he was great. You want to call me a bald headed b!tchy @$$ SOB? I'm sure as hell bald, and that is not b!tching that's doing what Stone Cold does best and that's RAISING A WHOLE LOT OF HELL! I am the largest hellraiser in the IXWF and that's how I like it. You haven't seen a bionic redneck rage until you've seen me whipping your sorry tail all over the place. What? Did you say you wanted another Stunner? Was it one more, two more, or three more that you dared Stone Cold to give you? Well Stone Cold doesn't refuse a request for stunners, and boy you will have to deal with my bs when I am kicking your sorry @$$. When you are staring up at the little lights wishing your mommy was there to save you, you will remember the hell raised by Stone Cold Steve Austin, because nobody messes with Austin 3:16 un-less they have a death wish! NOW PAY REAL CLOSE ATTENTION TO THIS ONE! Whine about all of the Jerichoholics all you want, but your boyfriend in the fourth row drinking beer doesn't count much for fans. The fans always have and always will love CCD at the top of this business above sorry excuses for competition such as you. You seem to think that Stone Cold is a second rate competitor? Well boy I will show you how second rate you are! How many times are you going to use that line "Stone Cold is the dumbest son of a b!tch, it gets old after a while boy! Noone has backed down from Stone Cold, and just because you tell me that you are going forth with the match doesn't scare Stone Cold in the slightest bit. I want you to stare into the dark beady eyes of Stone Cold Steve Austin. That's the look of fear, your supposed "wrath" compares not even in the slightest. When you see these eyes and you hear that glass, your @$$ is grass! You sure as hell are not a big shot, or a legend. You throw the word b!tch around a lot, but let's leave your mother out of this conversation shall we? Now if you have payed close attention you would know that everyone is tired of you saying the same d@mn things over and over and over. Hell if we chopped your speech up to say everyone just once here's how you would sound: "Austin, dumb SOB, I am a living legend, and I don't like you, I will win". That's pretty much all you say so noone gives a d@mn about you ya jackass! You can take on everything can you? Well take on this! Take on the man that will demolish you then go on to get back his world championship to re-introduce the smoking skull championship back to the IXWF and that's the bottom line WHAT?! And That's The Bottom Line WHAT?! I said AND THAT'S THE BOTTOM LINE 'CUZ STONE COLD SAID SO! Michael Cole: Ok, Mr. Austin think you for your time. JR, King, back to you. OOC: *Yawn* is it just me or am I just tired? When I was eyeing out the competition and seeing about how many lines were used I didn't pay attention to different font faces and sizes and over calculated a bit (or a lot) and ended up rp'ing a bit more than what I usually would sorry. This html design and layout is owned by Tony & Ashlee Ikeda. You have no rights to use it without their permission. If you are granted permission you must use it under their terms. |