AUSTIN 3:16

The camera comes up and Stone Cold Steve Austin is sitting on the top of the ramp on a large stool with an acoustic guitar in his hand and a microphone stand up near him. The lights are dim and a spotlight is on him.

Stone Cold Steve Austin: I thought it would be fitting to sing my buddy The Rock my version of a chorus of a good song here.

Stone Cold starts strumming the guitar to a well known country hit.

Stone Cold Steve Austin: Hell Yeah, Come on Rock
Sounds good, I’ll whoop that @$$
Stone Cold Man whoopin it all night long
Give me back that world heavy weight gold
Going to be the champ or so I’m Told!
And I’m going to make it look easy!

The fans cheer as Stone Cold sets the guitar down and the lights go up. His music plays as he walks down the ramp and rolls into the ring. Wearing his jean shorts, and black vest. He climbs up on the turnbuckle and throws both hands in the air. He does it for all four corners getting large pops from the crowd. He is handed a microphone and goes back to the center of the ring.

Stone Cold Steve Austin: You know Rocky I hate to do this, but understand this son, you are my boy in the back. Even in the ring when we stand beside each other you are one of the few people ol' Stone Cold knows he can count on to have his back. But you've never been in this position before Rocky, you haven't been my opponent in a real long time, and when you are my opponent it goes back to ol' DTA. I don't trust anybody, and You don't trust Austin! That's right Rocky you are going to have to learn why I stepped up and kicked of C.C.D. so long ago, it's because I'm ready to straight whoop a whole lot of @$$, and it don't matter who it is even if it's you Rock. I know you'll be the toughest d@mn opponent I've had yet, but nothing is going to stop Stone Cold from getting to the world heavy weight championship. Not a d@mned thing, because Stone Cold sure as hell isn't going to lay down for anybody. It isn't a battle of the better man when I Stone Cold is the better man. Hell, you can expect to receive the absolute largest can of whoop-@$$ you've ever received before in your life! I’m going to do whatever it takes to be sure that you stay down for the full three count. Whooping your @$$ up and down every aisle of the arena if we have to go that far. I’ll be whooping your @$$ from pillar to post and back again. Rocky, you are going to smell what Stone Cold is cooking up. The whole arena will be filled with the flavor of beer and whoop-@$$. I’m not coming down to that ring thinking about who it is across the ring, that matters none because when you are just as equal to any one else who opposes Stone Cold you have the same fate. All I see is the world championship and how it once again needs to come around the waist of Stone Cold Steve Austin. I'm only seeing red now, I'm looking past Chaotic Carnage and Destruction, hell all this time I've had a big target sign on my chest because everyone wanted to be the one to bring down Stone Cold Steve Austin. Everyone wanted to stop Stone Cold’s reign as champion. Did you beat me for King of the Ring? Lucky fluke, ol’ Stone Cold had four matches on the evening. Now we only have two matches. In one we are partners, in the other we aren’t. You know Rock we go back a long way since day one of the Immortal Xtreme Wrestling Federation, and together we have laid to rest countless opponents. We have put down every faction that ever rose up against us. From Degeneration-X, to the nWo, and every little league faction that even tried to get started. None could last against Stone Cold, The Rock, The Undertaker, Chyna, or Debra. An unstoppable duo, but look at it this way. Stone Cold is going to help you out What? Stone Cold is going to console you a little bit. What? I said Stone Cold is going to help you understand what it is that we both preach. Before any police officer, and yes I’m an expert on the police, I’ve dealt with them more than my fair share, but before they can use mace or a tazer they have to have it used on them first. So since you and I hand out the ol’ H.Y.Y.A.P….the Hand You Your @$$ Policy, I’ll be giving it to you so that the next time you are stomping the ever loving hell out of the next person you face you know what they feel and don’t have to feel bad. Not that you feel bad anyway, after all, You’re The Rock What? The Peoples Champ What? The most electrifying man in sports entertainment. You might be the most electrifying, but that just means when you open your mouth sparks shoot out. I’m the most p!ssed off man in sports entertainment. P!ssed means I’m mad. Being mad means I’m hot. I’m a hot head. A bad tempered kind of guy. So what does a hot head do? He walks down Know your Role Boulevard. He finds the intersection of Jabroni drive. He checks into the Smackdown hotel and he proceeds to check into room three sixteen and from there starts to burn the place down. Then I walk outside, I watch it all burn down to the ground. And You’re The Rock, you’re famous, you are live somewhere baby, you’re live, I’m drunk it all works out. I decide you probably want to know that your Smackdown Hotel just burnt down so I give you a call, you don’t answer, so I page you. You excuse yourself from whoever and you check your pager, then you see the number on there reads three sixteen. Your eyes grow big because you know that Austin three sixteen says I just whipped your @$$, and after Wrestlemania three Stone Cold Steve Austin will be the world heavy weight champion.

No I don’t know why in the hell Ben Lyons decided to make himself the special guest referee and I’m not so sure I want to know why. Ben Lyons made himself the special guest referee, does he want to make it a fair match? Hell no, does he plan on screwing The Rock and Stone Cold over? Probably…Lyons, you remember this, you were big with factions back in the day, and you always backed people that weren’t CCD. Now you even stole The Undertaker’s theme song, and though he’s inactive I don’t remember him saying anything about changing it. So we’ll be good to you as long as you are good to us. You need us Ben, and you do one thing that p!sses me off in that ring, you know I won’t hesitate to kick your @$$ at the cost of my being arrested, my career, or my life, because there ain’t noone that messes with Stone Cold Steve Austin, and you mess with anyone in CCD or Stone Cold’s championship you are p!ssing Stone Cold off! Now that’s enough wasted breath on you.

Back to you Rocky. What in the hell do you need the championship for. Stone Cold doesn’t have any catch phrase or gimmick that involves being a champion without holding the d@mned belt. Hell yeah I’m the co-holder of the tag team championship, but that’s not Stone Cold alone, that’s Stone Cold and The Rock. But you, you’re the people’s champion. You aren’t trying to be greedy with Stone Cold and be two champions now are you? You aren’t trying to hold back from sharing with the rest of the group are you? Is that what you’re thinking? Eh-EH! Not going to happen. Stone Cold is a fair player, he likes things to be fair for everyone involved. We run this very nice, very powerful little group…did I just say nice? Oh dear God said it again. This is going to require two beers and a phone call to the doc in the morning. But we have CCD, the most powerful d@mned group ever created, that ever set foot in the IXWF, and the wealth of the group needs to be spread out. We’re the tag champions, you’re the people’s champion, and I’m going to be the world heavy weight champion! See how this works Rocky? It’s all split. You want a singles title, you just go grab one down the line and keep the little wannabe hell raisers and ankle biters away from it. The Undertaker will come back, he’ll go get one. Debra will take the women’s championship. Chyna might grab something if she ever stops just being the brawn behind the brains….Stone Cold looks up in the air Aww hell something like that. Orton might be allowed to grab something, see that’s how we run this Rocky. Didn’t your momma ever teach you to share, I’ll be d@mned son, you missed out on one of lifes biggest lessons. …Stone Cold looks up again. Did I just say that? F@ck the fear, I’m going to need to grab me a whole lot of beers. Stone Cold isn’t the sensitive type. So you can get yourself all ready for the match up, but guarantee yourself that I’m going to raise a whole lot of hell, because that’s all I like to do. Kick up some dirt, stir up some trouble, and raise a whole lot of hell! Mr. Movie Star, you may not know how we rednecks like to do things. We have no respect for authority, we have no respect for anyone who thinks they are above us, but we sure as hell aren’t the two toothed Arkansas natives you’d think of. No those are our cousins, but people like me…wait Stone Cold starts counting on his fingers. Well d@mn, who’s this we? I guess it’s only me…..Oh well I guess I’m one of a kind and I’m ready to show you Rocky what my one of a kind is. It can be summed up with my one fingered Stone Cold salute, but I respect you a little bit more then that. Hell, son I respect you a d@mn lot, but then again this one isn’t about Respect is it Rock? No we’ll sum this one up real quick. This one is about who can whip who’s @$$, who’s going to be the world champion, and come time for Wrestlemania three to go off of the air, I sure as hell hope when the last bell has rung, and we are back to being good friends again, that you are there to congratulate me as I raise the world heavy weight championship high into the air, ‘Cuz Stone Cold is going to win AND THAT’S THE BOTTOM LINE ‘CUZ STONE COLD SAID SO!

Stone Cold throws the mic down and jumps up on the turnbuckle and calls for a beer. He gets tossed a couple and pops the tops off, slams them together, salutes the crowd, then downs the beers. He steps out of the ring and heads towards the back.

IN THE BACK

Stone Cold finds Shawn Michaels in the back leaning up against a wall. He walks up to him.

Shawn Michaels: What do you want Steve?

Stone Cold Steve Austin: Stone Cold: I just want to give you some information then I’ll leave you alone for now. You have a choice to make here son. I like you, I really do, and I want you to be a part of the group again, but that’s your choice. So either you are going to keep some small little feud with me and make me whoop your @$$ again and again, or you are going to come back to C.C.D. and be a part of the only group to survive as long as we have and run this fed the way we see fit, and that’s the bottom line. You make your choice.

Stone Cold walks away and the camera fades out.

OOC: No I didn't have permission to use Brandon lol, but if he doesn't like it, it can be disreguarded.

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