AUSTIN 3:16

Stone Cold is in the back waiting in the interview area for Todd Pettingill to show up. After waiting a matter of minutes, Pettingill who was called in rather quickly shows up to talk to Stone Cold Steve Austin.

Todd: Stone Cold, could you tell us why you requested an un-scheduled interview?

Stone Cold: Hell yeah I can tell you why I requested an un-scheduled interview. Stone Cold is a very one p!$$ed off rattlesnake. Now I joined the corporate team, because I thought it would help push me towards that World Championship. As far as I am concerned President Ashlee is sitting on two strikes with Stone Cold. You see, you can screw over all of the others all you want I really don't give a d@mn. Now Ashlee you had better be listening. Do you think you can screw over Stone Cold? Is that what you are thinking? eh-EH! Not going to happen. Stone Cold never let's anyone get away with one strike, because Stone Cold does unto others before they do unto him. You have two strikes. Now Stone Cold is a tag team champion. WHAT?! A Champion. WHAT?! I said I'm a champion, but if I feel the need I can tell you where to take this Tag Team Chamionship and stick it. I am going to make this short and simple. You are on your last chance. If you screw up again, you think degeneration-X has been a pain in your @$$? Stone Cold won't be a pain, he doesn't give a d@mn who you think you are. He's just going to whip your @$$! Now Stone Cold as of right now is still in the corporation, he is still teaming with The Hurricane for now, and is still on his way to Wrestlemania to whip The Undertaker's @$$ for that championship. Watch yourself Ashlee, because Rattlesnakes are quick to strike on anyone. Next time you make a corporate decision I suggest you double check yourself and use the CYA policy. The Cover Your @$$ policy!

Todd: Obviously Stone Cold you are referring to the match-ups featuring you versus Raven, and more recently your match with Triple H in which you are understandably upset.

Stone Cold: You d@mn right I am upset and somebody's going to pay. That is a Stone Cold Guarantee! AND THAT'S THE BOTTOM LINE 'CUZ STONE COLD SAID SO!
Stone Cold pushes Pettingill out of the way and heads back to his locker room.

OOC: Screw me once, Shame on you. Screw me twice, your @$$ is grass.

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