Role Play Background:
Randy Orton just recently signed on with Hardcore Wrestling Entertainment. He's already had lunch with one beautiful diva, and he's looking to be able to talk with and meet other diva's in the federation. A young talented man who has dreams and aspirations of being the best. He has already been booked in his first match against two legends like Chris Jericho and The Undertaker, while also facing Goldust. It will be the first man to a pinfall or submission. Randy is looking to be a world champion and it all starts with his first match. We'll see how things go on Retribution and Randy Orton looks to put away a couple of legends and start his journey of greatness.
*"Randy Orton's Theme" is playing as he steps out from behind the curtain. Randy Orton has on a pair of black slacks and a white button up shirt that is unbuttoned at the top with his hair cut short. He strolls down to the ring hearing a few whistles from some women in the crowd. He climbs up into the ring and steps up on the turnbuckle posing with his arms open wide while flashes from cameras are going off all over. He steps down and is handed a microphone. He takes it to the center of the ring and as his theme fades out he starts to speak.*
Randy Orton: Hello everyone. For those of you who don’t know who I am, then you pay no attention to anything and should just go home, because you aren’t worth me wasting my time to talk to. For those of you who have half of a brain out there you know that I am Randy Orton, and I will be sure to remind the other idiots out there of who I am. I just recently signed a contract with Hardcore Wrestling Entertainment, and I am looking to make a name for myself. People will think of Randy Orton how they used to think of The Rock. A true legend in the sport, the greatest athlete in the ring. It won’t be long, and they’ll be calling me world champion Randy Orton. None-the-less at Retribution I have my first match up, a fatal-4-way to kick things off.
Now Undertaker, the phenom, one of the biggest legends of all time is in this match with me. Let me say Undertaker, that this is truly an honor. I mean to get to have a match with you is not only good, and it only gets better by it being my first match, but the best thing of all is the fact that I get to beat you in my first match. It is a wonderful honor Undertaker for me to have the opportunity to kick your @$$ on Retribution. Now I know what you are thinking, why is this young kid talking so much trash on a man that deserves so much respect. Well I’ll tell you this, yes you deserve a lot of respect, but old man you deserve it from your living room where you should be watching the HWE on television. Let’s face it, you’re an old man who just isn’t what he once was. Ooh you’re a mysterious person, Ooh you’re a bad @$$, ooh you’re a coward with a body that can’t hardly move any more because Arthritus has set in and is taking over your body which before long will be nothing but a pile of dust. What would lead you to believe that you have any real shot at beating me in the ring ‘Taker? I’m faster than you, I’m stronger than you, I’m smarter than you, I have more talent then you could ever dream of having. I’m Randy Orton for crying out loud. When are you going to realize that your time to shine is long gone Undertaker. There’s a new breed of talent that is destined to be champion and that new breed is Randy Orton. Undertaker you are in fact a legend of the sport I’ll give you that. But legend means you did everything you could in the past. I’m a legend in the making, and until I make myself that legend I’m going to look to put away all of the legends I see. I will make my name known as the legend killer, because it’s time I cleared that pathway to the top for me. Made it so I can walk on up the ladder and claim what I have coming to me. I don’t care who I have to beat around here to do it, or how I have to beat them. You’ll understand that Undertaker when you suddenly find yourself RKO’d in the ring, because you weren’t ready of someone of my stature. I know I am quite the force to contend with, so I can’t blame you if you are a little scared or intimidated Undertaker. There’s a lot on your plate here. I mean, it’s never easy for anyone going into a match with Randy Orton. Given these people in the HWE haven’t seen it yet, they will, because I am the single greatest superstar in this federation. Undertaker, guys like you make me look real good. I look good in the first place, but no ‘Taker you make me look really good. You have no idea. You will find out though when we go at it. And please take my advice, don’t over exert yourself, because we both know this is going to be a losing battle for you. Just show up, take your loss, be one of the first added to my fine list of people I’ve beaten, and move on with your life.
Then again I’m also in this match with a man, wait, I don’t think he can be called a man by the name of Goldust. Or should I say Jokedust? What business does Goldilocks have in a match of this calibur. First off the man himself is insane and doesn’t deserve to to be in the presence of Randy Orton. I mean come on, this is a guy who teamed with Lenny Lane, are you kidding me? This is the type of competition being thrown my way? Me, Randy Orton, a future hall of famer, a future world champion, the best star HWE has to offer, and I’m fighting Goldust? I would be really insulted if this were a one on one match up, I’d be a little upset if it were a triple threat, but luckily for Goldust it’s a fatal-4-way and my assumption is they didn’t have enough HWE talent that could be put into a match with Randy Orton so they had to stick Goldust in there as a bit of filler. So it’s understandable I guess why this would happen, but it is certainly not acceptable. I shouldn’t have to dirty my hands with such a pathetic excuse of a superstar. The only good jokes are the ones I’m telling, not ones covered in gold paint and thrust into the ring to fight me. What has his guy done to really deserve a match with me? Has Goldust done anything spectacular? Is his last name Orton, is his first name Randy? Is he a young skillful talented up and comer that’s about to take the federation by storm? No of course he’s not! Goldust, do you honestly believe that you have what it takes? I mean seriously, do you think you have put the time and the effort into getting ready for this match up that you could do anything but lose to me? Seriously, from what I know of you, you have spent most of your time in movie theaters chomping down on your popcorn loaded with extra movie theater butter time and time again memorizing line after line for no other purpose than to be such a loser that you have to be able to enter the wrestling industry with the only skill of being able to spout off quotes from these movies that consumed your life. At the same time you prep yourself before every match by sitting down in your dressing room, pulling out gold face paint and painting yourself then going out to the ring with a long blonde wig making it seem like to me you really love cross dressing. You know how I get ready before a match Goldust? I stretch out, make sure I’m nice and limber. There’s a lot of Randy Orton here, and no one wants to see me get injured. I work out, be sure that when I get in the ring I am over one hundred percent, which being who I am is not that incredibly difficult. I’m not worried about make up and cross dressing, I’m worried about winning. So go back and watch some more of your favorite films, just take a little bit of time away from the movie to come out and get beat. Oh and by the way Goldilocks, here’s a movie quote for you…”I’m going to kick your @$$!”. Look it up, I’m sure it’s been in hundreds of movies.
Last but not least is the man I’m looking forward to facing the most. The man who I’ve been hearing a lot of reports, rumors, and predictions say would be walking out of this match as the winner. The quote unquote legend in his own mind Chris Jericho. You know it makes me sit back and think why would people be predicting Jericho as the winner? Why have only a slight margin of the people picked Randy Orton over Chris Jericho. You could use the same comparisons as with the other two guys. I’m younger, I’m better looking, more talented, faster, smarter, I’m Randy Orton, and he’s not. He’s the one who has his best material of calling people @$$clowns. I don’t see what’s so funny about being called an @$$clown. Chris Jericho, let me make something very clear to you. You are the man I am gunning for the most in this match up, because I love to prove people wrong! The people are wrong, the critics are wrong, before you even say anything, you are wrong Chris Jericho! You aren’t giving me enough credit, and given it is because you haven’t really been able to see what I can do in the ring, and that’s fine. There’s no better way to learn than a first hand lesson of how easily I can kick your @$$ in that ring. You will understand how great I am in the ring when I defeat you Jericho. When someone says Randy Orton can’t do something, he’ll be the first one to prove to everyone that he can! I mean come on Jericho, you are from Canada for crying out loud. I’m from St. Louis, Missouri, and I am quite the hockey fan. I love to watch the St. Louis Blues, and Occassionally when I go to a Hockey game a fight breaks out. But in Canada their motto is “Let’s go to a fight and a Hockey Game might break out!”. Why is that? Because Canada can’t produce real athletes. The only good thing that came out of Canada was the lovely Trish Stratus. You have to admit it Jericho, I mean you saw Bret Hart back in the nineties right? Need I say more? Like I was saying there aren’t real athletes just a lot of half drunk morons with no respect for real games, no respect for the rules and no respect for those of us with true talent. Chris Jericho it’s a shame you had to be produced by Canada, but you can’t change that. Just like because of that curse you can’t change the fact that you will never be able to be a real champion, especially not as long as Randy Orton is around. I will hope that you don’t take me too lightly Jericho, because even being a legend in your own mind makes you a marked man. You’ll join the same list as the Undertaker in the same night as two supposed legends that got destroyed by the only true great athlete in this business, and that’s me. So I’ll be seeing you in the ring Chris, but don’t be looking to score some sort of victory, because it already belongs to me!
There will be four men going into the ring, but only one of us will be walking out as the winner. I have no doubt in my mind who that winner is going to be, because my three opponents couldn’t last with me in the ring if they wanted to. Face it, they just don’t have what it takes, they aren’t championship material. I am the epitome of greatness, and you can be d@mn sure that I will prove it when I get my victory in the ring. I’m just that good. Two legends and a joke will be the first among many to get the opportunity to be defeated by Randy Orton in the ring. Just wait, as I work my way up the ladder to become the best, I can always look down, way down that ladder and look at the first three people I stepped on to get there. I am the legend killer and it’s time to take out some of the HWE garbage!
*Randy Orton throws the microphone down as he just smiles into the camera. He then climbs back up onto the turnbuckle hearing some boos as he holds his arms high above his head. He then climbs down and heads back up the rampway heading back towards the locker room area. He disappears behind the curtain as his theme which had started up, starts to fade back out. *
*Later on in the evening the camera finds Randy Orton talking to Josh Mathews in the back interview area. Josh Mathews has on a pair of jeans and a button up blue shirt as he stands there with the microphone trying to get a word with Randy Orton. *
Josh Mathews: So Randy Orton, how do you feel about your match up?
Randy Orton: I feel great, this is going to be a great match up.
Josh Mathews: So you really think you can pull off the victory?
Randy Orton: What kind of question is that? Of course I can…I mean…what the…who the hell are you questioning if I’m going to win? Do you not understand that I am Randy Orton, the greatest of all time?
Josh Mathews: Sorry, moving on to something else. You mentioned The Rock when you went out to the ring earlier. If you two squared off, how do you feel you’d do against him?
Randy Orton: Piece of cake Josh. You see The Rock is just another supposed legend of the sport. Believe me, he’s no Randy Orton I assure you of that. Of course I would beat him.
*The Rock walks into the scene wearing a black leather vest and leather pants. He has sunglasses on, but takes them off and sticks them in the pocket of his vest then cocks his head to the side looking at Orton. The Rock then raises his eyebrow to him and after a Rocky chant explodes in the arena he starts talking to Orton. *
The Rock: Whoa whoa whoa! Did The Rock just hear you say, that you could whip The Rock?
Randy Orton: Well, uh…
The Rock: Speak up son, well…uh…duh…can’t speak, suddenly Randy Orton can’t talk? You were on fire earlier and now you’re live with The Rock baby!
*The Rock grabs the microphone from Josh Mathews and pushes him away. *
The Rock: Go on Josh, go enjoy you a slice of pie or something your interview is over. This is now on the spot with your host The Rock, and Randy Orton, you are on the spot.
Randy Orton: Now hold on just a second there Rocky what I meant was…
The Rock: The Rock doesn’t care what you meant to say. Oh you meant you could beat me in a match. Oh you meant you could beat The Rock if he were unconscious, oh you meant you used to beat yourself all the time IT DOESN’T MATTER what you meant!
Randy Orton: Come on now Rocky, you and I both know if it came down to it, I could take you.
The Rock: Take The Rock? Did you just said you could take The Rock? Randy, you couldn’t take The Rock anywhere, anyhow. You come out here and you run your mouth about The Undertaker, you run your mouth about Goldust, you run your mouth about Chris Jericho, and that’s fine you can run your mouth about all of them that you want, but The Rock is not any of those three people. So what if you can beat them, you had better not keep running your mouth about The Rock or the brahma bull will give you what’s coming to you.
Randy Orton: You know what Rock, I’m a third generation superstar, I don’t have to take this from you.
The Rock: Oh ho ho, you are a third generation superstar. Suddenly you’re special. Guess what? The Rock is a third generation superstar. My father Rocky Johnson, and my grandfather the late Peter Maivia. A couple of the greats, you Randy Orton, your dad Cowboy Bob Orton, he was no great. He was too busy getting himself beat by Rocky Johnson, and extra busy being Rowdy Roddy Piper’s b!tch! Now The Rock says this, The Rock had better not catch you talking bad about The Rock again, or you will become The Rock’s b!tch, IF YA SMELLLALALALAOW…WHAT THE ROCK…IS COOKIN’!
*The Rock smelled the air and raised another eyebrow at Randy Orton then walked out of the scene. Randy Orton with an obviously upset look on his face from being dissed by The Rock. The camera cut out as the scene faded to black. *
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