SEXY BOY
*Shawn Michaels comes out from behind the curtain and does a pose on the rampway while "Sexy Boy" plays in the back ground and the fans are cheering loudly. He makes it down the ramp and steps up the steel steps. He grabs a hold of the ropes and does a little dance on the ring apron then steps through the ropes to the inside. He is wearing jeans and a grey "Living Water" shirt. He does his classic spin and twirl move then flexes while his pyrotechnics fire off behind him. Lilian Garcia hands him a microphone as she steps out of the ring. His music ends and the fans calm down a bit.*
HBK: Ah, once again it is time for ol' HBK to get right down to business. Fool me once shame on you, fool me twice...then you were lying because it didn't happen. Degeneration-X, a great idea, but its faults lied in the hands of the poor excuse for a partner Scott Steiner. The man with an ego larger than his arms, he will get his for ruining my master plan, but that's not my focus here tonight. Tonight on Raw the Undisputed Championship is on the line in a triple threat match. Yours truly taking on Chris Jericho and Jeff Hardy in a triple threat match. Triple the people, triple the fun, triple the people that I gotta lay to rest to be sure that the belt only comes home to a deserving man, and I will tell you out of the three people booked here tonight only yours truly is qualified to be called the best this business has to offer.
Chris Jericho, you came out here earlier, and you were quick to run your mouth about me. To sum it all up you said I just couldn't hang with the likes of a young buck like yourself or Jeff Hardy. Jericho, I don't know if you noticed or not, but I'm not quite that much older than you, and I'm not nearly as old as you think I am. I can guarantee you that HBK is alive and well, I am in top physical condition, and I will be running circles around you so fast your head will be spinning. Who knows maybe you were distined to be the WEWF Undisputed champion...that will be over MY DEAD BODY! I am more than an Icon anymore Jericho, I am simply the best of the best, the cream of the crop, and you my friend, you are just the lowly little boy that couldn't get the job done like he wanted to. I will also guarantee that you will be dancing to a whole new tune much better and a whole lot harder hitting than Fozzy when your mouth gets introduced first hand to the bottom of my boot!
The fun isn't stopping there folks, how could we forget the current undisputed champion and one lucky little boy, Jeff Hardy. A lot of events went down at the Royal Rumble and you were awarded the championship that you should have never gotten. If I recall my name was on the list of people booked in the match for it not yours, and you got lucky. I will let you know now that your luck has sure ran out, because this time I get you in the ring for myself, and the only way you are leaving that ring is with the title of loser over your head. No longer will someone undeserving be holding the Undisputed Championship, I fought through the tournament to get there, and beat the hell out of a lot of guys. Now that you have it you should have used your face paint to make the shape of a target on your head, you are a marked man. Be ready to get a dose of what you deserve.
Both of you boys have a lesson to learn in skill, and that only the absolute top of the line superstars have what it takes to get far in this business. I know for a fact jack, that I am the top of the line superstar, and I have more flamboyance and resilliance in my small left pinky finger than you two have combined in your entire bodies. When it comes to holding the Undisputed Championship you have to be undisutably the man, therefore you have to be men to be even fighting for it. Sorry boys, you two just don't cut the cake. Not only am I faster, stronger, and more resilliant, but I am also smarter and more skilled. It doesn't take brains which is a good thing for the both of you to realize that I am going to be the champion. After all I am the showstopper, I am the Main Event, I am the ICON OF SPORTS ENTERTAINMENT TODAY! I am the Heart Break Kid Shawn Michaels, and when I warm up the band of that Sweet Chin Music, the dance for you Chris Jericho, and you Jeff Hardy will be done!
That's all there is to it, now HIT MY MUSIC!
*The fans erupt in cheers and "Sexy Boy" starts right back up again. He throws his microphone down and steps out of the ring. He walks back up the rampway and heads behind the curtain going back to his locker room.*
OOC: I'm working on moving this week and next week so my rp'ing isn't the greatest sorry.
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