It's been a while since much has been heard from Degenerate. Noone's real sure of what he's been doing. He keeps to himself a lot ever since things went sour between him and The Badd Boy. However at evolution he takes on CM Punk un-orthodox straight edge type of guy. Someone Degenerate has had a couple of run-ins with and the only time it was official Degenerate went on to beat him. Right after Degenerate defeated Punk, CM went on the very next week to win the television title. Degenerate was to say not very pleased.
Degenerate: Well Punk, you may have felt lucky the last time we met, but you weren't very lucky were ya? No Punk, I beat you like a little school girl. Then what, you run off and get a television title shot, now maybe I missed something here, I beat you, and you got the title shot. Something isn't right here. That's fine I guess, because that just helps me to know that I will be beating you when we meet again and that makes me think it will be that much easier to become the television champion. Now Punk, you are a little crazy son of a b!tch I'll give ya that. I guess that is what makes you so good at what you do. Being crazy that is, but crazy doesn't make a champion. No see Punk, I know all about the being crazy. I love a good practical joke as much as the next guy. Sometimes you cross that line of being crazy. Every now and then you are just f*ckin' nuts. That's okay, no really it is. I am looking forward to our match, because I want to see you be un-lucky two times. That's right count 'em one, two, uno, dos, uh...one...two...aw screw it. Basically I'm coming to the ring to see to it that you get your @$$ kicked so that you might see that you should take a little better care of your championship and care a little bit more. I have a long climb up the ladder and I could use a little boost. So if you think you could help me out a little I would appreciate it...well it's not like you have a choice I'm going to bounce right off your head right back to being a champion again. It's been a while since I held the championship, and I'm looking forward to doing it again. I just need that special something, that's where you come in. See here's the deal, I don't know if you agree with this plan or not, and I don't really care a whole lot, but let's get on with this. You see I come down to the ring, and so do you by the way just in case you felt like I was leaving you out here. You bring the championship, you hand it off, yada yada yada, we get in the ring, the bell rings, I pin you, I get the three count, I get the victory, I get the championship. You still with me here? Who in the hell are you anyway? Your name is CM, I'm not even sure how to pronounce it. The rest of your name is punk...err...punk what does that say about you? Punky Brewster? Close enough. So Punky, do you feel lucky this time? I do, no scratch that I feel more than lucky, I know that I am going to come out a winner. Too bad you can't say the same.
Sunny: High I was looking for a cute guy to ask a question to on camera.
Degenerate: Found one.
Sunny: Where?
Degenerate: Sometimes your humor is dry.
Sunny: Look who's talking. I was thinking more along the lines of DGNR8, have you seen him?
Degenerate: Real cute...no not really, I haven't seen him in a long time. He seems to have disappeared. I hope he's okay.
Sunny: He'll show up sometime I'm sure. How are you feeling.
Degenerate: Great, ready to kick some @$$, take some names, then go and get dinner.
Sunny: Dinner? Good you're buying.
Degenerate: Geeze, okay...so you mentioned a question?
Sunny: Okay, how do you feel about CM Punk's comments?
Degenerate: Yeah, you know what punk, you are just a bucket of joy aren't you? Hell if you were any happier you might just be p!ssed off. You think I have no originality? I am the originator son. I created all of this, I was the first true degenerate, I was the first one to have the guts to dare to be different. Sh!t you wouldn't be where you are without me. You needed me boy. You think you are God's gift to women and wrestling? Whateva son, I'll show you God's gift to wrestling, and I can get any woman I need. You might want to keep on whistling your little gameshow tunes, because for you the Game is about to be over. Cheer up, it's just another loss, you are used to them by now. Get this straight Punky, you are only a rip of the people who came after me. You aren't punk, you should be CM Poser. If there wasn't Degenerate, you would probably be in this gig as Christopher Martin Punkowski the third in a rich snob gimmick. You owe me b!tch. Pay me my royalties by forking over that championship. Not only that but it was Thanksgiving for crying out loud, quit your b!tch, p!ssin', moanin', find yourself a d@mned butterball turkey, enjoy your stove top stuffing, eat a helping of Mashed potatoes, corn, and that green jello stuff, and cram it down your throat and smile @$$hole. Then in a month be happy for Christmas, say hello to Santa, and get a f*ckin' life. Punky there's just something that doesn't make me like you, and hell you done p!ssed me off so I have nothing better to do than to hand you your @$$, oh yeah one more thing...There's your nuts? Well here's my...
Sunny: WHOA THERE!
Degenerate: Suck it, if you're not down with that!
*Degenerate and Sunny walk off together. Degenerate knows he's got a lot of battles a head of him, but none are more important than the one in his face right now. He doesn't care though. He's ready, he will make his name known again.*