Role Play Background: Degenerate since coming to the Extreme Measures Federation has been making quite an impact. He has won the television championship and , along with the tag team championship and successfully defended those against some very tough opponents. Degenerate is more or less just having fun in the profession he used to be the biggest name in. He's just enjoying hanging out with old friends, traveling, fighting, and just enjoying all of the plusses of being a wrestler. Come Shockwave he puts his talents on the line against Shady Shane Mortsyn and it will prove to be an exciting one manned match we are sure. Let's not waste too much time getting to it...
*The Camera finds Degenerate standing in the middle of the ring. The arena empty still with no admissions being allowed in. Degenerate in a worn old TAW t-shirt and some jeans. Wearing some ADIDAS running shoes he has a backwards cap on. He walks over to the ring post and holds the microphone to his mouth as he leans on the turnbuckle. He looks at the camera.*
Degenerate: Shadiddy Shane Mortsyn, the hot shot newcomer...that is not doin' so hot. How you been boy? I hope that you've been recouperating from that beating I already gave you not too long ago when I whipped your crazy butt all over that ring showing you just how we do things in the ring. You see rookies like you just really bug me, because what you do is you get in the ring, or you find a camera and you grab a microphone and you start talking about things you have no idea about. You might as well stick to trying to fight people like Barbedjobber Chris. Hell he even wins a match in a way that wasn't even possible for him to win, d@mn son you can't win by a last man standing match when the match is in a cage, what a stupid f*ckin' screwjob by the incredibly retarded officiating here in the EMF. Shadiddy, maybe you'll get that ref, even you can get a win with around, makin' Nick Patrick look like Capt'n America. Shadiddy, I like you though, because you have a lot of spunk, and no I'm not talking about what you let loose of when you are trying to see pictures through a scrambled cable television set. You know what I'm talking about boy, don't deny. Even though you are the biggest jobber we've seen since Intruder and An Arkie. There you go kid, maybe that's what you need a new gimmick. Be Hell's Sniper Shadiddy. I can see it now, you talk about sniping everyone and then you job, it's a great gimmick, or so it worked for the last guy. Anyways, good luck on trying to pick up a victory on Shockwave, well maybe I shouldn't wish you any luck, because all the d@mn luck in the world won't save you, it actually requires talents and brains in the ring to pull of a victory over someone like me, something you probably have no idea what I'm talking about. Do you think it will be that different from when you had Dirty D standing be hind you and I had good ol' Mr. Badd Man himself? Nah, because you're still a loser, and amazingly enough, I'm still a winner. The two mix quite well actually, you see your job is to get in the ring and lose, while my job is to get in the ring and win. You see where I'm going with this? So don't quit your day job, just stick to losing I'll stick to winning and everything will flow quite nicely in the ring. If you are in fact lucky I'll stand around and let you get a couple of shots in just so you can amuze yourself. Shadiddy, you might want to consider sticking to the minor league wrestling organizations and build yourself up some more, because I've seen what you've got to bring to the plate and it ain't a whole hell of a lot man. You need a lot of work, who knows maybe one day you'll be world championship material, but sorry kiddo, not this week. This will is still D Time man, and D time doesn't allow any room for losers to pick up any victories that they don't deserve. I don't even know what I could possibly be worried about it, I've got the looks, the skills, the frame of mind, heck I even have a championship. Have you ever really felt what it is like to where one of those Shadiddy? Believe me, it fits quite nice, and if you uh ever want a shot at it, you just let me know and we'll work out a deal. Tell your buddies, Dirty Dipsh!t, and Johnny Aurora Borealus or whatever that is. I'm not lacing up any boots tonight, because I'm putting on the ol' running shoes and boy will I be busy running circles around you like you were a little girl. When I am done doing that and you are spinning around all dizzy I will put you away and stop the embarrassment of having to wrestle in front of a large crowd. Shadiddy, I am looking forward to this one sided @$$ kicking really I am, because it is fun to watch the boys like you trying your hardest to put one over on us bigger boys, but never getting anywhere. Kind of like watching a puppy dog chase its tail, kind of cute to watch, but poor thing, just can't seem to get the job done. No I have not forgotten, I know the Shadiddy tree is supposed to come crashing down on me or something, but little twigs don't do too much damage man. I'm going to take your twig of a tree and use it to make s'mores over the campfire of me whippin' you from pillar to post and wherever in the hell else I so feel. Time for you to exit, ring center, at the count of ...one...two...three! You'd have better luck in your band, which by the way I downloaded a clip, dude, you guys suck @$$! See you at Shockwave Shadiddy, where I will beat you fair and square, and if you're not down with that, I've got two words for ya.....S*CK IT!
*Degenerate takes a step back and delivers a crotch chop. He just smirks and waves off the camera. It goes off and the scene fades out.*
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