Role Play Background: Degenerate finally made his return to the Extreme Measures Federation. After dealing with a sever neck injury he has gone through intensive physical thereapy and has finally been allowed to return to action. On his return he decided that Big Danny G was way too over confident as the Television Champion. So Degenerate has felt the need to give Big Danny G a small dose of reality as he makes his debut match return at Hell On Earth!
*The camera finds Degenerate outside of the Astrodome in Houston the day before Hell on Earth. The Astro's just suffered a loss as Degenerate is walking out of the building. He has a STL Cardinals hat and shirt on with one of the hats that you pull the strings and it claps. He is holding a thing of nacho's with extra jalepenos and cheese, and a gigantic soda he hasn't finished yet. He see's the camera he asked for came a bit early. He takes a big gulp of his soda and hands the nacho's off to a nearby kid.*
Degenerate: WOOO! I never thought they would hate a Cardinal's fan so much. I mean they have only been rival teams through the past few years ripping up the central division. Some people, I just tell ya. Busy day out, isn't it Danny? I'm sure you are working just as hard as your little heart can out in this blazing weather trying to train yourself for the big match. No wait, that's right you don't like to train, you would rather talk about your G-Spot. You want to know why I targeted you for my return? I cam after you because you were way too d@mn confident about yourself. Now I know people have to be confident in their skills, and I have seen a lot of champions be able to do it, but d@mn son you take the freakin' cake on cocky. You are almost as bad as my buddy Badd Boy's little brother. Who in the hell decided you deserved to be a champion anyway? You shouldn't have even gotten the shot. Punks like you need to learn how they can put up and shut up. That's why I wanted this match, because I wanted you to have to back up everything you say. Sure you can talk all of the sh!t you want to, but be for real man. I know the hardest thing for you to have to do is to have to walk the walk so that you can back up that that talking the talk you did in the beginning. Did you really feel like that big of a man when you trashed that fan, all because he wore a BDG Sucks shirt? Dude, have you payed any attention what-so-ever? Everyone thinks you suck, hell I even bet that if you payed attention to the dirty clothes you where, you probably even have a BDG sucks shirt. I mean everyone does. I even bet Jerry "The King" Lawler has one right underneath the HoRdE rules T-Shirt he has on under his jacket. If you don't beleive that you suck, then I am sorry, maybe you just can't be helped, but I guess I will give it a shot. Now don't you go and worry yourself, you may think I am having a bit of ring rust, but a rookie such as yourself probably doesn't even know what that is. I have been doing enough dark matches to get ready for this moment, and plenty of training, plus I have the experience already so getting back into this is not going to be anything, but a thing for me. I know you were worried to death, but have no fear, everyone's favorite man Degenerate is here to save the day. I know that the EMF has been probably a bit boring without me. So to bring back excitement to the EMF it looks like it is a job for me so BDG just follow me, because we need a little controversy, and it feels so empty without me. I mean, I am the best thing since wrestling. You think you are the sh!t? Hell no, I am the f*cking sh!t boy! If you need to be shown how a man should be a champion, then you just keep a close eye one me alright? Because what I am going to do is go into Hell On Earth, and I am going to make a triumphant return. I mean it is going to be great. I hope you have someone taping this, because this sh!t is going to be great stuff man. Since your @$$ is going to be getting knocked out you aren't going to know from inside the ring. So your freak girls that you claim like you, or as the rest of us call them Chicks with Dicks, better order the Pay-Per-View and have blank tape ready to record. this is going to be something you are going to want to show to your future kids and say, "Now kids look, this man kicked my @$$ isn't he one of the greatest that ever graced the ring?" Hell yeah I am. You see I have gotten to superstar status because I beat some big guys. You, all I see you do is whip up on little slappies running around the back. Not only the fan, but you beat up the guy in the building that was trying to talk to you about the building. Well that must have been a tough match for you. Don't break a sweat or anything. My favorite was your CD player breaking. Oooh, that proves you are a big bad man. What's even funnier is before you went all spaztik you were listening to Hanson's mmmbop. I mean laugh my @$$ off dude, if that were playing in my CD player I would probably flip to. Here you go BDG, I know you want it, I know you desire it, I can deliver it to you, THE D-SPOT....errr I MEAN THE D-SLAM! Face it Danny, I've got two words for ya SUCK IT!!!!!!!!!!
*Degenerate pulls the strings on his hat making the hands clap making a stupid face as if to make fun of Big Danny G and all of his "hard work" he has done. He rolls his eyes then heads towards his car. A chick on roller blades rolls by who is wearing tight short shorts. He checks out the view and says "D@mn!", then he gets in the car and he heads off as the camera fades.*
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