Role Play Background: It has been a while, but this superstar after fighting off some nagging injuries is back, and one particular superstar seems as if needs a good butt kicking.
*"Without Me" hits the sound system at an EMF house show. The crowd erupts in cheers. The cameras turn on for a live feed.*
JR: No way King, it can't be. I don't believe it.
King: Why can't it be? Why don't you believe it?
JR: It just can't?
King: Well when can it be?
JR: I don't know, but not now.
King: According to you not now and not ever.
JR: Keep it up and I will bust this bottle of Barbeque sauce over your head.
King: I will hit you with my book.
JR: Just stop.
*Noone comes out from behind the curtain. Instead the camera focuses on a fan in the floor seats of the crowd holding up a sign that says in big bold letters "B-D-G SUCKS!". He runs down the aisle between the seats with the sign and then hops the security railing. The "fan" is in a backwards black ball cap and sunglasses. He puts the sign down in the ring and takes off the shades as everyone can clearly see it is Degenerate. He requests a microphone and one is handed to him as the music cuts and the fans listen in.*
Degenerate: Yes, yes, calm down. It is true yours truly is back. My neck has healed enough to allow me to wrestle again. I'm still good friends with The Badd Boy. As far as my partner CaRnAgE, he is still out. Now I am not going to give you some long I'm back speech. I hope that you can see that for yourselves. Since I am here I already decided what my first move will be...
...Big Danny G, this is for you. I was watching you, and I noticed you really think you are something don't you? I bet you feel tough, right? Oh wow what it muts have taken for you to beat up that kid, just because he had a shirt that spoke the truth. It siad YOU SUCK! Let me show you a little something...
...Hey everyone, tell me what you think of Big Danny G.
Crowd: BOO!
Degenerate: Me?
Crowd: (Cheering) YEAH!
Degenerate: B-D-G!
Crowd: BOO!
Degenerate: Me?
Crowd: (Cheering) YEAH!
Degenerate: The G-Spot?
Crowd: BOO!
Degenerate: The D-Slam!
Crowd: (Cheering) YEAH!
Degenerate: So Danny boy, you think you are going to whoop their @$$es? I don't think so. You wer bragging about how you didn't need to use the G-Spot to finish off the kid you assaulted. Well if you need wrestling moves to fight in a brawl you are sad. I myself prefer my fists in a fight like that. Also, outside of the ring if you assault someone that is jail time you stupid f*ck. Another thing is that people don't like you or your moves. We don't want you, or your moves. What I want to do is challenge you to a match. Kind of a put up or shut up match. yOu come to the ring, put your belt on the line, and let's go. I want to prove to you that you are a fluke champion, and that you don't seserve to hold it. I want to prove that you are not liked, like you make yourself belive, and I want to prove that I am the better man. If you're not down with that, I've got two words for ya, YOU SUCK!
*"Without Me" starts playing again as Degenerate tosses the microphone out of the ring. He picks up the "B-D-G SUCKS!" sign again and climbs the turnbuckle. He holds it high as the fans cheer loudly. He throws the sign down and hops out of the ring. Degenerate climbs the rampway and heads to the back.*
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