BREAK IT DOWN

Press Play for Degeneration-X's Theme Music


*The camera pans into the D-X locker room. Shawn Michaels returning from his earlier trip walks in. Triple H throws him a bag of chips. The monitor goes a little fuzzy, but in comes the statements made by Stone Cold Steve Austin to Ashlee. Shawn raises his eyebrow then looks at Triple H. They nod at each other.*

MOMENTS LATER

*Degeneration-X's music plays over the Sound System and out steps Shawn Michaels and Triple H dressed in Uncle Sam outfits. They walk down the ramp way with the fans cheering. Shawn is carrying a sign that says on one side says "Austin -V- Ashlee" and on the other side it says "I Like Hot Chicks!". Triple H is also carrying a sign that says on one side "I Can't leave a stain on a dress...." and the other side says, ".....If she's not wearing one!" Triple H is holding a mic in his hand. Red, White, and blue confetti falls from the ceiling along with Red, White, and blue balloons. Triple H and Shawn get into the ring and stand in the middle as the music cuts.*

HHH: ARE YOU READY? I SAID ARE YOU READY?! Well then, for the thousands here in attendance, and the millions watching at home on their television sets, let's get ready to.....see a collosal match up!

*HBK is handed the mic.*

HBK: Now I saw that Austin and Ashlee have a bit of a problem. So let's not do what we want ourselves. This doesn't involve Degeneration-X whatsoever. We want to do what the people want. I think that the people want Austin and Ashlee one on one! (Crowd Cheers) So let's make this clear!

*Triple H is handed back the mic.*

HHH: What do we want?

Crowd: AUSTIN; ASHLEE!

HHH: When do we want it?

Crowd: NOW!

HHH: What do we want?

Crowd: AUSTIN; ASHLEE!

HHH: When do we want it?

Crowd: NOW!

HHH: What do we want?

Crowd: AUSTIN; ASHLEE!

HHH: When do we want it?

Crowd: NOW!

HHH: Now that is unanimous. Shawn, Ashlee, the people want Austin versus Ashlee, and they want it now.

*Mic goes back to HBK.*

HBK: Now to clear this up again, this isn't for us, and this is not some obvious ploy to destroy the corporation in any way. This is just what the people want! We are simply here for the people!

*Triple H gets the mic back.*

HHH: AND IF YOU'RE NOT DOWN WITH THAT I'VE GOT TWO WORDS FOR YA!!!!

GLASS SHATTERS

AUSTIN 3:16

*Austin stands on top of the rampway with a microphone.*

Stone Cold: I think you two inbred pieces of trash need to shut your d@mn mouths.

HHH: Be reasonable Austin, this is just for the people.

Stone Cold: Well if you are standing up for the people here's to ya!

*Austin throws up a couple of Stone Cold birdies.*

Stone Cold: Whether I like Ashlee or not is none of your d@mn business. As long as you stick your elongated nose or HBK's oversized Ego where it doesn't belong, I'm going to open a can of whoop-@$$ and that's the bottom line 'CUZ STONE COLD SAID SO!

*Austin heads back into the locker room as HBK and Triple H are furious within the ring. They get out of the ring and head backstage to their locker rooms.*


OOC: Austin just seemed appropriate to end it....that's all.

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