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HBK: First off Jeff Hardy, I think you have held onto that Undisputed Championship for way too long. I may have had a couple of attempts in the past to win it that didn't go in my favor, but remember you never beat me! It was always someone else, or some other deciding factor, and you can never forget that one Hardy. What I don't like is that you were handed that championship just because the president thought it would be a good idea. Another good idea would be me making your head keep on rolling. I am ready to climb to the very top of the WEWF, because I am tired of being supressed and not allowed to do my best. It is my time to break out and show the rest of the world how it is done. Jeff, you may weigh about seventee three pounds soaking wet, and as far as I am concerned as a person you have not earned your right to be a real champion. You may be an ok guy for that high flying light heavy weight belt you actually earned, but as far as that Undisputed belt goes you don't deserve to be even in the presence of that bit of gold So don't think it will be long that I will be letting you hold onto that. The time is coming that someone has to prove to you that lately you have gotten a lot of "gimme's" that is what we would call them and that the road for you has been pretty easy compared to what it should be. Well Jackson Hardy, let me inform you right now that your road just got a whole lot harder, because you have no idea what kind of mess you are getting in when you step into the ring with ol' HBK. I can and will be your worst nightmare, because hardy HBK does not belong sitting at number two. Oh no, HBK belongs at the very top of this business, and if you are the one standing in my way, then you will be the one that I will have to do away with. Jeff the big thing about you is the fact that you like to take things to the Extreme as you would say and take risks that no other man would take. I was the originator or true risk taking. Nobody, and I mean nobody in this business can do things quite like me. Not to mention that when it comes to new ground breaking matches I have never lost one. Here in the WEWF I sure as heck am not going to start now. When it comes right down to the wire, and you are looking across the ring at me, you might want to count the time left on your clock because it will probably be up! Jeff, this isn't kiddie land here in the WEWF, like the slogan says Let the Bodies hit the Floor. I guarantee you, they will in fact be hitting the floor, namely yours. Whisper in the wind, twist of fate, whatever you have lying in your body, you can just bring it on little boy, and I will show you why you need to grow up to become a man first. Your first leap will be your last in this match, and it won't be long before ol' HBK has little Jeff Hardy's Undisputed Championship around his waist right where it belongs. Now Jeff, I was thinking were you trying to be intimidating in some fashion with that Rainbow bright hair? You will be bald before you are thirty, because you can't figure out which hair color fits you best so you change it every hour of the day. I mean really Jeff, come now, the multi-colored hair just isn't quite as styling as you think it is. It means you know what crayons are for. I swear any more coloring on you boy and we won't need to turn on any lights when you enter the room, your head will take care of the darkness for us. Past that what about the funky face paint you wear, I mean don't you think that you might just slightly be going over the top with everything? Maybe you need to step back and realize what in the hell you are doing. You come running down the ramp like you are important and you just look as stupid as can be. Just because you can slap a little face paint on in any fashion you feel and can have a seizure at the top of the ramp under a black light then rub the excess crap on your arms does not mean you are intimidating when you come running down. Personally I haven't been impressed with your antics and I know I am not scared to have you come down and step into the ring with me. Keep up your act Hardy, keep trying to live out your boyhood dream. I will keep making sure that your bright head gets to stare up at the top of the third cage while I climb up the final ladder and take my belt and put it where it belongs! HBK: On to the other man in that very same ring, under the very same three cages, receiving the same butt kicking as Jeff Hardy, The Olympic Zero Kurt Angle. Now Kurt, I don't know what makes you so special as to get a shot, just because you were able to beat Stone Cold Steve Austin. I think he was screwed, and who knows you probably know one of the higher ups pretty well to brown nose your way right into the main event. Angle, I hope you enjoy the main event, because you won't be there long. Actually I am going to give you about one shot at being in the main event, and after No Mercy, your time is done! You see Kurt, you may want that Undisputed Championship, but I do too. However only one of us can walk away from the match the Undisputed Champion, and that means Kurt you have to lose. In the World Elite Wrestling Federation your Gold Medals will only get you so far. You already got into the federation and into a main event spot, but expect that to be as far as you are able to get, because to get any higher you have to be the best of the best. Only the top of the top get there, and I'm telling you right now that there is noone better than The Heart Break Kid Shawn Michaels! When I see you all I can think is that the Bald Eagle has landed, our countries supposed Olympic Zero with his arms in the air screaming woo! What about all of the times that you have cried? All I hear is "cry for me Kurt cry for me". People say that because you whine a lot. Who wants a whining, snivveling, teary eyed, crying, baby of a champion? How can you even call a person a champion who exudes those characteristics. Do you see where this is going Kurt? You aren't fit to be a champion, you don't have the needed mental aspects of the business yet. This isn't your amateur leagues where you could go crying to your couch and have Johnny B. Badd fired because he made you bleed. I know how your wife feels about you in this business, she throws a fit everytime someone makes you bleed. Are you afraid of a small flesh wound and losing a large amount of blood? I'm not all for making a gory mess, but I have had some rough and tough boys out to maim me, and I know going into the ring you can't be afraid of getting busted up as long as you can still give it your all. Angle I don't think even if you gave it your all you would be able to win the match. Giving it your all means using every last ounce of strength in your body, and being able to outlast your opponent. Kurt you aren't going to out last me, whether it is while we have regular rules, while we have hardcore rules, or while we have the standard ladder match rules one way or another Kurt I will be finding a way to be able to beat you and be sure that you never touch that Undisputed Championship before I get my hands on it. Kurt I am going to get very serious with you, your time to shine may come some day. I won't deny that somewhere deep down inside you might have the slightest bit of talent that you have yet to unleash. Just know that you will never be able to make it to the top of this plus until I decide I am done with being here at the top. Mr. Red White and Blue, prepare to be known as Mr. All American Red, Black, and Blue. Kurt you can get to the world championship over my dead body! It is time for a revolution in this federation, and Angle you are standing in my way. You may be a part of Team Immortal, but you are far from being Immortal. To be immortal would be to be invinicible, and how invincible will you be when you are knocked out because of a bad meeting with the bottom of ol' HBK's boot while I climb rung by rung up the ladder, and you sit there at the very bottom only able to watch your career spiraling down the drain. And Jack only one man will be going to the top....me! Only one man will say without a doubt he is the best in the game....me! Only one man will hold the championship when it is all said and done....yes my friend that will in fact me none other than yours truly me! HBK: Jeff Hardy, Kurt Angle, you two are messing with the showstopper, the main event, the ICON of sports entertainment today...The heartbreak Kid Shawn Michaels. The two of you don't have what it takes inside to match with the most resilliant, the most flamboyant, the greatest superstar in the history of the World Elite Wrestling Federation.....the soon to be Undisputed Champion, Shawn Michaels! If you aren't down with that I've got two words for the both of ya...SUCK IT! Now hit my music! OOC: Still not as good as I wanted it to be. This html design and layout is owned by Tony Ikeda. You have no rights to use it without his permission. If you are granted permission you must use it under his terms. |