SEXY BOY

HBK and Triple H come out from behind the curtains. Triple H holds up a sign that says "HBK in 2004", and HBK comes out wearing a big mock Uncle Sam outfit. The crowd cheers, and laughs, as the two make their way down the ramp. They get in the ring, and Triple H does four crotch chops as his corresponding pyrotechnics fire off in the form of an X. Then HBK spins, and flexes as his pyrotechnics fire off behind him.
HBK: I just want all of my supporting and contributing fans to know that I, the future leader of this fine nation am an open book. I will answer any and all questions.

HHH: Oooh, Shawn, over here, pick me.

HBK: Yes, you there.

HHH: Yes Shawn, are the rumors true that you quote un-quote "slept" with President Ashlee?

HBK: No sir, I can officially say that I did not sleep with that woman, 'cuz we were UP....ALL....NIGHT!

HHH: How do you think Vice President Badd Boy will feel about this?

HBK: Need I remind you sir, that we caught Lita stepping out of his Limo, and I do not honestly believe that they were only talking. As a matter of fact I would like to state for the record against my opposition that he did have sexual relations with that woman, and I believe that man to have smoked marijuana as a young boy.

HHH: If these statements are proven false and they hold you in contempt would you like to make any statements to the press?

HBK: I would just like to say SUCK IT!

HHH: I see, how do you feel about fighting Bret Hart on Raw?

HBK: Bret "The Hitman" Hart, the worst there is, the worst there was, and the worst there ever will be. A man who challenged any member of Degeneration-X and got yours truly the leader of the pack. Bret we get to dance in the squared circle. No we will not be dancing to any country, jazz, or techno sounds. Rather I know at least you will be dancing to that oh so great tune of Sweet Chin Music! Bret you sound really cocky about yourself and your abilities, but you're dealing with the man that doesn't lie down for ANYBODY! I am the most resiliant, the most flamboyant superstar ever in the EWF. The Show stopper, the Main Event, THE ICON OF SPORTS ENTERTAINMENT TODAY! I am the Heart Break Kid Shawn Michaels, and come Monday Night on Raw you'll be staring at the bright lights in the sky and hearing the ref counting one...two...three.

HHH: Thank you Shawn, for answering our questions here at the D-X Daily. Now for all of you that aren't down with that we've got two words for ya.....SUCK IT!

HBK: Now Hit...My...Music!

The music starts back up and Shawn drops the mic. Him and HHH do a couple of crotch chops before heading backstage. As they reach the area behind the curtain Trish Stratus is standing there with hands on hips, and tapping her foot. As soon as Shawn comes over to her, she slaps him upside of the head.
HBK: Ow! What was that for?

Trish: Oh, up all night with Ashlee. Yeah that was reeeaaal funny.....

As the two argue for a moment Sunny lurks in the dark corner across the room smiling.*

OOC: I wrote this once but had an illegal operation and lost it. So I had to write it a second time. Of course the second is never as good as the first, but oh well. That's life.

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