RP BACKGROUND: CaRnAgE defeated Hall of Famer Punisher to earn his right to a match for the EMF's Intercontinental championship, and now he gets prepared.

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*CaRnAgE is walking down an old back alley street in downtown Greensboro. Ground of grey rock and dirt, old brick buildings align either side of the alley. As if out of a story book a large W flashes before his eyes. It flashes several times before disappearing and blue void opens in the air directly in front of him. A voice from nowhere where says "If you enter, the madness will come". CaRnAgE astonished looks around, but then stares into the open void, he slowly steps towards it and touches it with his hand. The hand disappears into the deep blue, CaRnAgE raises his eyebrow and steps into the void. Suddenly everything starts spinning and a gigantic whole opens up below the big man as he falls. Faces of unknown people swirl him as he continues to fall into the deep abyss. Soon a green witch on a broomstick flies by.*

Witch: This isn't your regular promo anymore! HAHAHAHAHA!

*The Witch cackles as she speeds off into the darkness. Almost as quickly as it all started it ends as CaRnAgE smacks straight into the ground. He stands up and brushes himself off, but he doesn't seem to be in a place he's ever been before. The sky is an all bright yellow, and the pastures are a deep purple. An short little two foot man comes up to CaRnAgE. He seems to be Wes Boreland.*

Wes: CaRnAgE, beware, BEWARE! Get out while you can, beware the bonda.........HERE THEY COME, RUN!!!!

*A group of angry people that are assumed to be female with painted faces of death in leather costumes chase the little man with an assorted set of their toys turned into weapons such as whips, chains, handcuffs, and other various items. The little man runs of screaming as the women follow. CaRnAgE begins walking a path that lies before him.*

CaRnAgE: What in the hell is this place? Seems like an an arkie promo gone bad.

*CaRnAgE walks down the pathway as he comes across a sign that reads: "Entering Raptorville, keep your pants on." As CaRnAgE enters the small village he finds a TV shop with a full set of TV's stacked one on top of the other that all turn to static before a red anarchy sign begins flashing. A group of people hurry to the television sets and begin laughing hysterically. Suddenly everyone with the group......their pants burst into flames and they all run screaming.*

CaRnAgE: This shiz is crazy.

*CaRnAgE follows the pathway out of the village, as he exits the village he notices to the left a forest with a pathway that branches into it with a sign "Phantom's Forest, do not enter or face the consequences!". On the right is a small pond with fish jumping. Each fish that jumps yells "CRAE! CRAE!". A pathway branches off over there too with a sign that reads: "CRAE fish pond, the best fishing around".

CaRnAgE: You have got to be kidding me, but I think I'm figuring it out.This must be Wasabi's world, under the rule of the wWo, Wasabi World Order. If this doesn't stop I'm going to hurt someone.

*CaRnAgE doesn't take either path, rather just continues down the main one he's on. Just before entering another small village with a sign coming up a man runs to him.*

Man: Want to buy tickets to the Edge and Christian show? They are only five hundred dollars per ticket, because they so totally reek of awesomeness.

CaRnAgE: No!

Man: Then FEEL MY WRATH!

*The man pulls out a remote control with one large red button on it and he presses it. SuDdEnLy EvErYtHiNg SeEmS tO gO sCrEwY!*

CaRnAgE: tUrN tHiS cRaP oFf BeFoRe I pOuNd YoU!

Man: nO!

*CaRnAgE pUnChEs ThE mAn ThEn GrAbS tHe ReMoTe AnD pUsHeS tHe ButToN.*

CaRnAgE: There all better. D@mn I hate this.

*CaRnAgE gets up to the next sign, but it is covered in gunk, banana peels, and old tin cans. You can't even read it anymore, but CaRnAgE figures it must be where the homeless live, because the village is full of people on the street and ran down houses. However in the middle of all of the buildings is a large building that seems to look like a very nice Casino. The building says: "Hobo's Casino, come in and blow your cash in the place owned by the richest poor man to ever live. Not to mention the Hobo World Championship & Un-Official light heavy weight champion....HOBO! CaRnAgE walks up to two people that are standing on the steps leading into the casino. They turn to him to reveal that they are Mr. Perfect and Gillberg.*

CaRnAgE: What in the hell are you two doing here?

Gillberg: We will extract our revenge on Hobo he's going down! I will get my belt back. BLLLAAAAAAHHHH!!!!!!

Mr. Perfect: I am just great. I could beat Hobo, and even his buddy Wasabi. Even if it means going through Edge and Christian to do it. I am just perfect enough to do it.

Gillberg: WHO'S NEXT?! THEY'RE NEXT!

*CaRnAgE just gets back onto the pathway and leaves this small village. CaRnAgE leaves this village, and as he continues walking he sees a city in the distance. A large town overshadowed by a large castle with an enormous "W" on the top of it. A large billboard on the outskirts of the town reads "City of Wasabi, ruled by the wWo! Enter at your own risk, but you probably can't handle it." CaRnAgE walks into the town and as he does a man in a golden outfit, long blonde wig, and golden painted face walks up to CaRnAgE revealing himself as Goldust.*

Goldust: Oh yes there will be a sequel. You can't keep a good man down. Track one, Newsong, Greatest hits. The bizarre one will return and I'm coming for Sushi Boy. He might as well get Hobo, Raptor, Phantom, E & C. I will acquire gillberg, Mr. Perfect, Pat Patterson, Gerald Brisco, and the most dangerous one of all....The Brooklyn Brawler! He will never forget the name of *breathes in*ssssssssss.....mmmmmm.....*chomps teeth* Goldust!

CaRnAgE: Move!

*CaRnAgE continues walking further into the city of Wasabi. He sees a piece of glass on the ground and picks it up. Almost immediately a Johny on the Spot door opens up and Billy and Chuck come rushing out. Billy grabs the piece of glass, then the two fight for it.*

Billy: Hey let go it's mine!

Chuck: No way, I won the pose down, it's all mine.

Billy: I so won the pose down, back off.

*The two roll around on the ground in a conspicuous way fighting over the glass that mirrors their reflection. Out of no where seemingly Heather Locklear comes up to CaRnAgE.*

Heather: I know you, you're CRAE!

CaRnAgE: No, I'm CaRnAgE!

Heather: You don't understand, in this land you are CRAE! You are friends with the Ikeda's! I can't stand Wes, Katrina, Badd Boy, and Ashlee. Who cares about their Melrose place lifes, what about ME ME ME?!

*A masked man runs out and puts a tazer to Heather taking her out. Then runs off. CaRnAgE realizes that he is standing next to a sign that reads "Party Bus Stop". CaRnAgE waits there for a moment . Across the street Jabba the Hut is sitting there, and ten feet from him is a dog. Jabba pulls a bomb out of his (CENSORED) and throws it on the dog as there is a small explosion. A bus stops at the bus stop for a brief period of time, but only to throw out Scott Hall.*

Scott Hall: Hey Yo, Chico's, I'll get you back mang.

CaRnAgE: Who in the hell?

Scott Hall: Hey man, ya see, I'm de bad guy, and they didn't like to part wit me.

*Scott Hall coughs and accidentally swallows his tooth pick as he falls to the ground choking.*

CaRnAgE: Just for your information, I kicked Punisher's @$$. You remember that.

*A large Golden Punching Bag drops from the sky and lands in the middle of the street. CaRnAgE walks over to it, and without hesitation, reels back and punches it with all of his might. It explodes.......*

*CaRnAgE shoots up out of bed and looks around to find that he is in his hotel room.*

CaRnAgE: D@mn, that's the last time I eat Taco Bell before going to sleep.

*CaRnAgE shrugs and rolls over going back to sleep.*