STRAIGHT EDGE

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"Miseria Cantare" by AFI is playing as CM Punk walks out to some boos by the crowd. He is wearing a red sweatshirt that reads "Ikeda's Suck" on the front of it and black pants. He rolls into the ring and drops to one knee folding his arms over his chest in "X" formation. He then stands up and is handed a microphone.
CM Punk: Wes Ikeda, it looks as if we get to take another shot at each other in this match up, but I'm betting based on what I've seen that you can't handle what it is that Chris is doing to you. You see I know Chris, he is the sickest son of a b!tch that I have ever known. He is one crazy @$$ mother f@cker. I'll tell you that much, and I like what he does. I want to prove that I can contend in that environment. Yeah I know I took you on last week, but I had a sh!tty @$$ partner, but this week things are a whole lot better. Barbwire Chris is a much better partner than John Cena could ever be. Wes, I could let Chris just beat the sh!t out of you and leave it at that, but that wouldn't be any fun for me. I will be sure Chris gets plenty of you, but I'm going to let him have time to think about his new slut while I beat the hell out of you a little more. Just antoher punk @$$ Ikeda who thinks he's a shot shot int he game. Wes you aren't anything more than a street kid with an inflated ego. You have no real talent, you think you have talent. Wes, if I ever got you in my kind of match you wouldn't know what to do with yourself. You have told people in the past that they've never met a mother f@cker quite like you, well you've never met anyone as straight edged as me. But for you, I've met plenty of mother f@ckers like you. You're just another son of a b!tch who thinks he owns the place, and thinks that smoking, drinking, and motorcycles is what makes you cool in life. You just keep telling yourself that, and when we get in the ring, I'll show you what the EMF is about. Being Extreme, and showing the world you don't give a f@ck what they have to say, you'll do what you want. Then there's the other boring Ikeda. Tony, congratulations on your luck last week. Noone else seemed to notice, but I think there was some grabbing of the tights there in that roll up Ikeda. You really do think you're something don't you? It hasn't clicked yet that you are just another flash in the pan. You were here, you were good, now you're nothing, so would you please do us all a f@cking favor and leave? Noone wants to hear you come out here and bore everyone to death. We don't give a d@mn how good you claim to be, and we sure as hell don't give a d@mn if you tell us to back off your girl. You are a washed up fool, trying to hold on to the very little taste of glory that you once had. You are a hall of famer because of what you did in the past, and you'll never be able to recapture that greatness you once had. It's gone, behind you, quick trying to hold on and just let go so that the EMF doesn't have to dull itself down to a point where everyone just wants to commit suicide. F@ck, I make myself just want to curl up and go to sleep talking about youl. King and JR have it about right, even your name bores the hell out of me. I'm hoping this is the last time that I never have to shut your @$$ up in the ring, because to be honost , I couldn't be happier than to be able to beat the hell out of the f@ckchops i the EMF knowing that there's no Ikeda's to come out there and try to soak up as much glory for themselves as they can. That is after all, all that you do Badd Boy. Talk about how great you are, and we have to think about how great you aren't just to see you fail in the ring. One big failure Ikeda. You come on down to the ring, but no b!tching once I've handed you your @$$ this week. You are great at b!tching I'll give you that much. Your only God given gift is your gift of gab. Problem is, the longer you talk the more likely I am to want to hang myself from a noose. Chris, I hope you realize how big of a match this one is going to be for the both of us. I am bound and determined to show you that I may not be as sadistic as you are, but I can hang tough in the world of gore core. I think you are what the EMF needs, someone so psychotic and unstable that noone knows what in the hell to expect. I don't think I could trust anyone more than you than to help on the quest to rid the EMF of the people that are like the Ikeda's. Thinking they are tough sh!t, bunch of spotlight hogging b@stards. It's time to show them what real talent is, and just how far a sick mind really will get you. They wouldn't know what hit them if I spit fire in their faces. They will be Straight Punked Out!
CM Punk throws his arms up into an "X" and climbs out of the ring. He walks back up the ramp and disappears behind the curtain.
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