Chaotic Carnage & Destruction
AUSTIN 3:16
Stone Cold after taking a lot of time off, then returning and knowing he could have done a lot better didn't get right on track. However Stone Cold is getting his act together, and is looking to reclaim his intercontinental championship, possibly by the time Armageddon rolls around. Austin has a special surprise for everyone, and only the loyal fans to hear everything that Austin has to say will find out just what that is. As a special hint, CCD is back in full force. Bringing in the one element that was lacking.
*Stone Cold is talking with Michael Cole in the locker room area. He stands there in a pair of jeans, and his Austin 3:16 T-shirt.*
Cole: So Austin, it seems that recently you have been turning things around for yourself. What have you been doing?
Stone Cold: Cole, shut your mouth. Stone Cold is tired of relaxing, and taking his time. We got people like Stoned Cold Randy Orton who I think if he even can find the ring for our match it would be a miracle. Stone Cold isn't doing anything more than what he should have been doing all along and that is focusing. Stone Cold has a long hard road a head of him, and says this, if you thought a while back the rattlesnake was p!$$ed off then you have not seen a d@mned thing yet. Stone Cold has a few tricks of his own up his sleeve.
Cole: So how about your match with Orton?
Stone Cold: All hell, Orton this, Orton that, Orton smoked a kilo of weed and I don't care, Orton smoked a kilo of weed and I don't care. You like that? You like Austin singing? Too d@mn bad. It is blatent that Randy Orton couldn't make a name for himself in this business so he knew that he had to rip off the best d@mn superstar in the back. He came out with his stoned @$$ pretending to be somebody, but looked to me like nothing more than a little school girl getting her first kiss from big football playing Johnny. Is Stone Cold insinuating that Randy was fooling around with Johnny? Well that's none of Stone Cold's business. Fact of the matter is this, Stone Cold is here in the arena, Stone Cold will be coming down the rampway, and if Orton is there he will be meeting Stone Cold in that ring. Then Orton is going to feel what it is like to get a natural high from the lack of oxygen to what is left of his brain when Stone Cold is through with beating his sorry pathetic @$$. Beating him so d@mn hard that he might even straighten himself out. Stone Cold is not stupid enough to go out in the world and doing as many drugs as he can, so if Orton is just that stupid of a jack@$$ then he deserves every bit of the beating that he is about to receive. Stone Cold is going to get his intercontinental championship back, no doubt about it. It is superstars like him that give the ones like me a bad name, and when he gets a little wake up call and is snapped back to reality, he will realize that he is in the ring with the world's absolute toughest son of a b!tch! These eyes are locked on him and ready to win whether stoner boy is ready for that or for another fatty that may just be shoved up his @$$ey!
Cole: He spoke about you earlier, any comments about those.....er....um...comments?
Stone Cold: Hell son, just before I didn't think you could be any stupider that what you already are you flap your d@mned gums and prove just what the silly b@st@rd you really are. Hell, you don't like the fact that I came down there and gave you only a small portion of the mudhole stompin' I am going to be giving you when we get in the ring. Last time I checked my watch it wasn't time for me to care. Whether you have a gimmick or you feel that is your way of life, either way you have done smoked away most of your brain cells, and just like an old dog it is about time that you get taken out to the field with a gun and put out of your misery and end the misery of the rest of us. You can also be sure that I had my name before you had yours, but you were so d@mn burnt that you wouldn't know how to poor p!$$ out of a boot of the instructions were on the heel. If you want a full dose of four twenty, then when I give you a sample of my three sixteen you will be crying for your mommy at your house to come save your sorry @$$ and take you back to when you were a child and weren't so d@mn stupid. Next time you will reconsider handing out drugs to a crowd full of people, which from what it seems like to ol' Stone Cold was actually just the basement of your house filled with a bunch of your stoner boner friends that were only there because you promised them more weed. Take it from Stone Cold, when you lock up with the rattlesnake, no drug in this world will save you from the world's largest @$$ whoopin' you have ever seen. AND THAT'S THE BOTTOM LINE 'CUZ STONE COLD SAID SO!
Cole: You mentioned something about surprises for everyone, could you elude to that anymore?
*Debra comes walking onto the screen and wraps her arms around Stone Cold and the fans erupt with her presence.*
Stone Cold: 'Nuff said. CCD has all of its members back and we are on Raw and Smackdown. Stone Cold can't wait for Team Immortal and the about defunct D-X to beat the living tar out of each other, because it won't be long before Stone Cold and the rest of CCD rise to the top once again.
Cole: Quite surprising, thank you for your time Stone Cold.
Stone Cold: That's fine you just remember eh-EH! Orton four twenty doesn't stand a chance for Austin three sixteen, it is time for one more official CCD HYYAP to be handed out. One Chaotic Carnage and Destruction Hand You Your @$$ Policy! THAT REALLY IS THE BOTTOM LINE 'CUZ....
*Debra cuts him off.*
Debra: THE AUSTINS SAID SO!
*The two walk off as the camera fades.*
OOC: Orton didn't particuarly focus on the match at all mostly focused on people smoking, so this was a shorter one, that and I had a couple of finals today so I am just stressed out and tired and out of energy. Ben don't forget about those PPV requests.
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