Chaotic Carnage & Destruction
AUSTIN 3:16
*Michael Cole is found standing outside of a locker room. The sign on the door has a giant skull and underneat reads "Stone Cold".*
Cole: Welcome everyone, we are here waiting for IXWF Raw superstar Stone Cold Steve Austin. We have yet to hear from him since the draft has came about here in the IXWF and we hope to get a word with him.
*The door opens behind Cole and out steps Stone Cold wearing a pair of jeans, black tennis shoes, and his "Alcohol Fueled" Austin 3:16 racing T-Shirt.*
Stone Cold: What in the hell do you want Cole? No wait don't answer that, I already know. Let me guess you want to hear what I have to say about everything that is going on including my match? The same d@mn question you ask every superstar every week right?
Cole: Uh...yes.
Stone Cold: How about you take your little microphone, and your blue collar shirt and you go for a walk and wait. When Stone Cold decides he wants to speak to the world, then he will make his way out there. Now take a hike.
Cole: Sorry, Mr. Austin.
*The camera follows Austin as he pushes past Michael Cole and walks down the hallway of the backstage area. He climbs some steps and awaits behind the black curtain that leads out to the arena. The view switches to the main camera within the arena.*
*Stone Cold Steve Austin comes walking out from behind the curtain as "Austin 3:16" plays. Walking with the BMF style he makes his way down the rampway and at the bottom he climbs the steel steps onto the ring apron. The fans are cheering loudly and he steps through the ropes into the ring. Stone Cold climbs up on the turnbuckle and raises both of his arms in the air. He then proceeds to repeat the process in all three of the other turnbuckles. He walks to the opposite side of the ring and leans over the ropes demanding a microphone. A stage hand hands one to him as he goes to the middle of the ring and raises it to his lips. The music ends and the fans calm down.*
Stone Cold: I will be d@mned how amazing it is that as soon as President Shane shows back up that me and the rest of CCD seem to be able to get attacked by Degeneration-X. You know what Shane? You are a pu$$y. That's right Stone Cold just told you that Shane McMahon is a pu$$y. Why? Because you constantly, repeatedly, more than needed and more than the fans want to see send out Degeneration-X the group that does nothing more than sit on thier @$$es attack me, The Undertaker, and Rocky. Then just so you can get the world champion on your show you trade of The Undertaker and The Rock to Smackdown so you took away Stone Cold's back-up leaving this CCD member alone. Grow some balls like your dad and knock your crap off. I did not like Vince, but at least he was not scared to look me directly in the eyes to stab me. That's enough about you Stone Cold just had to get some things off his chest. Now it is no secret that Stone Cold has been in a bit of downward spiral as of late here in the IXWF, but Shane has not been helping contribute to this situation. How in the hell can Stone Cold get his in ring act together if the cards keep getting shuffled and new hands getting dealt like two thirds of Chaotic Carnage and Destruction being traded off? I will tell you this, they may have been booted out, but now Stone Cold is getting some stability and is ready on his own to raise some hell on Smackdown and pay back a few dues to some long deserving members while The Undertaker and Rocky do their thing on Smackdown. That will all start again coming up on Raw when Kane gets one hell of a rude awakening from Stone Cold. I was actually talking to the Undertaker recently and he said "You know Austin, it is time you made an example out of that boy Kane for the Intercontinental Championship so that everyone knows that you have not lost it, and you can show them how to raise hell CCD style." So I said "What?". Then he said "I said, You know Austin, it is time you made an example out of that boy Kane for the Intercontinental Championship so that everyone knows that you have not lost it, and you can show them how to raise hell CCD stlye." So then I went and said "What?". The Undertaker followed that up with "I said, You know Austin... Then I had to cut him off and ask tell him "D@mn son I heard you the first time why are you repeating yourself?" But he raised a good point, Kane, I should make an example out of him, to show in a meaning full way what exactly Austin Three Sixteen means first hand. This sure as hell won't be pretty, because Kane is a seven foot, three hundred pound, large red piece of trash, and the bigger they are the more of a sissy they look like when I pull out an ol' trick of CCD's and use the "Hand You Your @$$ Policy. The ol' trusty HYYAP! Kane, why in the hell you choose to be red I don't know, because you are about as yellow as the puddle of p!$$ you crawled out from and honostly you make me sick. You repulse me, and you bore me, because Stone Cold doesn't like pieces of crap like you walking around with championships over their shoulders like they are supposed to mean something to Stone Cold Steve Austin. You think you can pull off a victory? You think you can win? Is that what you are thinking? eh-EH! NOT GONNA HAPPEN! It will be a cold day in hell when you can pull the wool over Stone Cold's eyes, and don't bother checking the temperature down there, it is three hundred and sixteen degrees, no that is not on the farenheight scale, the celsius scale, the kalvin scale, or the dragon's scale. That is a tempurature so hot that it can only be read on the Austin scale. You can spend all day looking at that when I send you right back where you came from in the match. If you all want to see Kane get an old fashioned @$$ kickin' by Stone Cold give me a hell yeah!
Crowd: HELL YEAH!
Stone Cold: Ya d@mn right, and Kane I know you have some problems functioning perfectly after you were supposedly burnt to a crisp, and sometimes Stone Cold thinks that you pull those elastic bands on your mask a bit too tight, so if you did not quite hear that you just had about thirty plus thousand fans say Hell Yeah Stone Cold is going to whip your @$$! Kane you may not have picked this, but I am sure that you are slowly coming to the realization that this could not have been the worst time for you to be the Intercontinental Championship, but don't feel bad just because you are a jack@$$ in a red mask holding a belt. I am sure that belt has been weighing you down, so Stone Cold being the nice guy that I am will just take that extra weight off of your shoulders and put it right around the waist of Stone Cold Steve Austin. Ya big silly b@st@rd I am tired of this little streak I have been on, and all hell will pay, because sometime between now and the Royal Rumble, Stone Cold will be back on top of his game and will be showing the Game and all of his buddies, and even that Olympic Son of a B!tch that no more games are going to be played this rattlesnake is out for a hunt. Kane, consider yourself number one, the first of many to fall, because Austin is coming to start trashing some people starting with you. You are also a part of history, ever since the IXWF opened this will be the first time that Stone Cold has been fighting for a lower belt than the world championship. This will be your lucky day, you won't just get any typical boot up your big red @$$ you will get a bonified Intercontinental Championship winning black Austin boot in your @$$, that should make it all better for you. Austin always has and always will have a large bullseye written right on my chest, but son that is the way it will be for the rest of my career so if you want a piece just like everyone else I am not afraid to step into the ring so you step right on up to the plate and if you think you are bad you show Stone Cold just how bad you think that you are! I don't care if you are seven foot I don't care if you are three foot I don't care if you are three hundred pounds I don't care if you are nine hundred pounds, I don't care if you have a huge nose act retarded and call yourself Triple H or Shawn Michaels. Stone Cold is an equal opportunity @$$ whooper, so I will bring the whuppin', you bring the @$$, then ya silly b@st@rd why don't you do the math you son of a b!tch. If you payed attention in Austin's school of three sixteen this past year you would learn that you would have better luck having your mommy call you in sick so that you could play hookey, because if you thought you looked bad prior to the match your fat b@st@rd father Paul Bearer himself would not be able to recognize you. Once you get that boot to your stomach you better beware because that means that I am about to drop you on that stack of dimes neck of yours and lay you out Stone Cold no pun intended and the referee counts one...two...three Stone Cold is the new Intercontinental Champion. None of your freaks or Kananites can help you here, because it is all about Austin and the fans, no stupid name needed! Hell son you might have a better marketing gimmick calling your fans testicles or some stupid piece of crap idea like that. It matches you, one gigantic red testicle being bounced around this ring. Word to the wise, oh wait for a second I forgot who I was speaking to, anyways, don't get too attached to being a champion, because Stone Cold belongs back in the number one spot, and you are for d@mned sure that I will be there again sooner than later, and much to the dismay of you, or Shane, or any D-X member Stone Cold is making it a guarantee that in this very ring I will be the Intercontinental Champion leaving me with only one way to go and that is the world championship AND THAT'S THE BOTTOM LINE 'CUZ STONE COLD SAID SO!
*Stone Cold throws the microphone out of the ring, "Austin 3:16" blares back up, the fans start going crazy, and Steve Austin climbs up on the turnbuckle. He throws both of his arms in the air then signals for a couple of beers. Two are tossed to him. He catches one in each hand then pops the tops of them to open them up. He then proceeds to drink both cans at the same time. Once empty Austin throws the cans down and throws up two middle finger Stone Cold birdies into the air and gets down. Stone Cold exits the ring and starts making his way back up the rampway. As he walks he looks side to side and the crowd. He reaches the top of the ramp and goes behind the black curtain. Afterwards his music ends and the fans return to their seats in anticipation for the big match-up.*
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