Chaotic Carnage & Destruction
AUSTIN 3:16
*"Austin 3:16" plays everywhere as Stone Cold Steve Austin comes out from behind the curtain holding in his hand the custom made smoking skull world championship of his. He is in his black boots, black tights, black arm bands, black left knee brace, and black leather vest with silver embroidering that reads on the front right "Austin" and on the front left "3:16". Across the back there is a large skull. He makes his way down the rampway doing his BMF walk. He gets to the ring and throws his belt in the ring then climbs up the steps and steps through the ropes. He grabs his belt and climbs up onto a turnbuckle throwing his hands including the belt he is holding onto into the air. He repeats the process to all four turnbuckles. He gives Liliane Garcia a glare as she hands him a microphone. The music fades out and Stone Cold tosses his championship belt over his shoulder. He raises the microphone to his lips and the fans that were going crazy quiet down.*
Stone Cold:
All Stone Cold wants to know is, what in the hell? Stone Cold did exactly what he said he was going to do and he went into the Pay-Per-View and walked out with the world championship. The problem is Stone Cold had to walk out with it sharing it with that piece of trash the Heart Break Kid Shawn Michaels. That dirty son of a b!tch needs a good ol' @$$ whoopin' if Stone Cold has ever seen a man needing one. What Stone Cold plans on doing is being sure that here soon Stone Cold does exactly what he needs to do to become the one and only world champion. Until then I have to fight side by side with that son of a b!tch. Whatever it takes to hold onto the world championship. So this Monday night on Raw Stone Cold has to fight in a handicap match with Michaels against Kurt Angle. The man who couldn't get it done at King of the Ring. Angle, all Stone Cold has to say is you might as well pack up your bags and head on home because there is no way in hell that you are going to get the world championship son. I may not like Michaels, but Stone Cold will give him this much he is one tough little bastard and alongside the world's toughest son of a b!tch Stone Cold Steve Austin, Stone Cold will gladly grab a hold of Angle and stomp a mudhole in him and walk that som b!tch dry. Come Raw Stone Cold is going to do what he doesn't get a whole lot of opportunities to do and that is beat the living hell out of somebody ol' fashioned style. Stone Cold enjoys two things in life, beer, and whoopin' @$$. Beer, beer, beer, and a little more whoopin' @$$. Angle I would glady beat you from here to the d@mned grocery store any day of the week and twice on Sunday. You think you impress me son? Hell no you don't impress Stone Cold. As a matter of fact you act like the world's absolute biggest, whining, crying baby that Stone Cold has ever seen. You are not going to like what you are going to find in the ring, because you are going to look up. Your eyes will look at one side of the ring and you will lock eyes with the cockiest little b@st@rd Stone Cold has ever seen. Once you turn your little head from watching him you will look over and you will then lock eyes with a pair of beady little eyes staring a hole right through your hollow head. Those are the coal black eyes of Stone Cold Steve Austin. Once that bell rings all hell is going to break loose, Stone Cold doesn't need the added help in the ring, on a regular day Stone Cold would be able to beat the living hell out of you. If I have to beat your head from one side to another to the other and back to the last side of the ring Stone Cold will be sure that your cryin' @$$ learns a little lesson from the book of Austin 3:16. Cry for me Kurt, WHAT?! I said Cry! WHAT?! I told you to cry for me Kurt! WHAT?! I SAID CRY YOU SORRY EXCUSE FOR A PIECE OF TRASH! Stone Cold's big boots will be being shoved so far up your @$$ you will be crying for mommy through the heel of the boots. Angle what in the hell gives you the right to come after Stone cold? You are one of the biggest losers the IXWF has ever seen. So what you need is to be taught a good lesson in @$$ kicking 101, the beginners crash course given by the man with the PHD in the field. Angle, the reason you were never able to get this title before was because you are a loser. You are one of the biggest losers around, and Stone Cold frankly can't stand your guts. Angle get a life and learn that you will never be the world champion. This is as close as you will ever get Angle, and the mere fact that you have to get in the ring with the rattlesnake is a joke, then with the relentless Michaels you are going to be screwed Angle. You earned this title shot in a number one contendors match, but as you will soon learn that was all for nothing. Kurt you are good for two things, listening to you whine cry b!tch p!## and moan, and then to have someone to kick all around the ring guarand@mnteed! The bottom line for you is the fact that you won't be winning the match and Stone Cold will still be the world champion at the end of the night. Stone Cold has been busting his @$$ for years in this business to be the best d@mn superstar that there is. For the past year Stone Cold has been the greatest world champion that has been seen in the IXWF and noone has been screwed over more times. Like in that triple threat match where I was pinned by Michaels. It was a triple threat match. Triple Threat rules clearly state that there is only one pinfall and Stone Cold made that one by pinning Rikishi. Stone Cold right there was the world champion, but for some reason it was made elimination style. I am sure that was done by Shane backstage to help out Michaels, and Russo made it clear that he did not want Stone Cold to have a hold of the championship again. That's just too d@mn bad if Stone Cold actually gave a crap what anyone thought then he would have just let things go, but oh hell no, Stone Cold is just not that nice a guy, and Stone cold will be the only world champion soon enough. Angle you are just a small step in Stone Cold's way and you will be taken care of soon enough. The fact of the matter is this, you will be dropped on your dime sized neck with the Stunner, Stone cold will pin you...1...2...3! Stone Cold still the world champion. You don't have to like it, but THAT'S THE BOTTOM LINE 'CUZ STONE COLD SAID SO!
*Austin tosses the microphone to the outside of the ring. "Austin 3:16" starts playing again and the fans get up out of their seas going as crazy as possible. Stone Cold grabs a hold of his belt and climbs up onto one of the turnbuckles again throwing his hand in the air. He then signals for a beer. Stone Cold sets the belt down across the top of the turnbuckle as he pops the top on the beer can. He downs the contents and sprays the rest elsewhere. He picks the belt back up and walks to the side of the ring. He sets the belt down as he climbs out then reaches back in being sure to grab the championship. He looks side to side and he makes his way back up the rampway looking p!ssed off. Stone Cold diseappears behind the curtain. Moments later the fans finally calm down the music ends.*
OOC: Sorry didn't have a lot of computer time.
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