Chaotic Carnage & Destruction
DEAD MAN WALKING
*The Screen opens with Michael Cole standing in front of the camera holding a microphone. He is standing in front of a locker room door labeled "The Undertaker"*
Cole: We are about to go and try to get word from The Undertaker. As soon as he comes out of his locker room we will find out his stance on the upcoming match with Rob Van Dam and Stephanie McMahon Helmsley when he must team up with non-CCD member Trish Stratus.
*The Door opens up and there stands the Deadman himself, The Undertaker.*
The Undertaker: Cole, you keep knocking on my door now what do you want?
Cole: Well as I am sure you would already know we want to get your thoughts about your match. The main person you are worried about I am sure is Rob Van Dam, a D-X member and the man you defeated for the intercontinental championship you now hold.
The Undertaker: Well Rob needs to be more worried about watching his back, and maybe he won't cowar behind Stephanie McMahon Helmsley to try and get away from me. I don't know what his deal is lately, but he seems to not be able to keep away from me. Evidentally I have something that he wants rather badly, the intercontinental championship. Not to mention, that Degeneration-X and CCD have feuded ever since the day this federation got off of the ground. Mr. wannabe Thursday Night can go as extreme as he feels the need to, and he can fly off of everything he can get a hold of, but none of it will matter to me, because I will plant his @$$ six feet into the ground if that is what it takes. One thing about Degeneration-X is that they have lost any and all respect for this business. That's where the heart of this problem lies. They run around like a bunch of punk @$$ little panzies, trying to act like they run the place, but in reality they are just trying to compensate for their own incompitencies that they have. Like a pack of children, Rob Van Dam is just a child trying to live out a dream, but he is meeting his worst nightmare. I will not allow someone to run amuck of this great federation and put down the very business that I work so d@mn hard for on a daily basis. No more of this crap, will be allowed to go on. If Rob has a problem with me, instead of whining about it, why doesn't he just come get himself a piece? That's all he really needs to do. Be a man, and grow a set of balls for once, when we can go toe to toe and settle those problems like men. Must be hard for such a boy to try and be a man though. So when he gets in this ring, I can not wait to rip him apart. It has been a while since anyone around here has even given a d@mn that I exist. It is like they forgot that I am still around here. Most anyone would want to forget that I am here, because if I weren't here then it would be a whole lot easier for everyone. I won't go away so easily. I will be as big a thorn in Van Dam's side as he is in mine time and time again. Once I get my hand around his throat he is going to wish that he just stayed far away from me, because I have no reason to spare his @$$. He disrespected the business and he has disrespected me, and I will no longer stand for such dis-respect. I just will not do it! There is no way in hell I will sit back and let someone threaten me and get away with it. In this business, at this level you are dealing with the biggest dogs in the yard. I am the biggest dog in the yard, and boy when you mess with this big dog you are sure to get bit! You shouldn't trespass in this area, because that ring, that is my yard. When someone gets in my yard and they are not supposed to be there it p!$$es me off! I am not like the rest of the boys in the area, I don't just talk the talk, I d@mn sure walk to walk and set every little boy that crosses my path in their place. Mr Van Dam will be crying for his mommy wishing he could stay home. It's only right that he teams up with Stephanie, because I don't know how cries whines b!tches p!$$es or moans worst. Either way come Smackdown Rob Van Dam will know his place, and he will be put in it. I will be delighted to teach him this lesson in respected those that are bigger better and badder that you! This big boot I wear on my foot, well it looks pretty nice, but it won't feel so nice shoved so far up RVD's @$$. He doesn't know the meaning of wrestling, and he does not know what sports entertainment means for us in the heart. There and only there can it be decided if you are a man of this great industry or just the boy. I know where I lie on that border line. This place is not for the weak of heart, and it also is not for the feeble minded. Rob Van Dam's days of being a well known name are numbered. The reaper is coming for him. Soon enough he will be nothing more than a faded memory, a past event, a nothing to these people anymore. He will be Resting In Pieces, and he will learn to respect me.
Cole: How about Stephanie McMahon?
The Undertaker: If she decides to mess with me, then she has chosen to leave the excuse of being a girl behind and to step up to the big boys. If she becomes a nuissance, then I will handle her however I feel is needed.
Cole: You are teaming up with Trish Stratus, any thoughts?
The Undertaker: She is after Trish, I am after Rob Van Dam. We have a common goal and nothing more. She seems to be the most talented Diva in the sport and the women's champion. I think that as long as she does her thing and I do mine then we should be just fine. That's all I have to say for now Cole.
Cole: Ok well think you Undertaker. I believe we have The Coach standing by with Trish Stratus right now I think. Coach?
*Screen fades out and reappears with Coach standing next to Trish Stratus...*
OOC: No OOC Message.
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