Chaotic Carnage & Destruction
 
AUSTIN 3:16
*"Austin 3:16" plays as Stone Cold Steve Austin comes walking out from behind the curtain. The fans start cheering loudly. He has no joy appearing on his face as he walks down the ramp. He rolls into the ring and grabs a microphone from Lilian Garcia. He hops up on the turnbuckle throwing his hands into the air then gets down and stands in the middle of the ring. The music dies down and he starts to talk.*
Stone Cold: A-Train you big fat sorry piece of trash. You walk around here like you are some big shot tough guy. Did it cost too much to make enough material to finish off your tights or what son? You win one match, and what is this crap, you get a tag title match. Hell you don't deserve such a match. You haven't shown any of us that you are worth a d@mn to the IXWF. What you are going to learn is that when you walk down that rampway and you get into that ring you are stepping into a world you have never stepped into before. You are getting into the ring with Chaotic Carnage and Destruction. There's a reason why we run this fed now. That's because we are the biggest and the baddest that have ver stepped foot into this ring. You may be big, and your belly may wiggle like a marmalade Jelly, but you are not the @$$ kicking type of man you have to be in Stone Cold's ring. A-Train for all I give a d@mn you are going to be a little derailed, because Stone Cold is going to take you and whip that sorry @$$ of yours and be sure that. Stone Cold doesn't have the time to waist on rookies coming in here flappin' their d@mn gums acting like anyone around here gives two pieces of monkey crap what in the hell they have to say. Like Stone Cold is supposed to hear the new people Jackin' their Jaws and decide "Oh Stone Cold must not be able to take the new guys I guess I'll have to vacate my belts and leave" eh-EH! Not gonna happen. A-Train I have taken many rookies and shut their d@mn mouths. You are just another new kid on the block that thought it would be fun to torment the snake and see what you can get it to do. Screw any warning with the rattling of the tail, I'm just going to reach out and bite your @$$. Then I'll drop you on that stack of flap jacks you call a neck and one, two, three Stone Cold and HBK are still the tag team champions. I didn't come out here to win these championships on Raw just so your tub of lard @$$ could take them away. Hell no it isn't that simple. What's bad for you is Stone Cold is on a rampage, because he has one hell of a night coming up and right after I get down beating the absolute hell out of Kane and Scott Steiner I am going to stomp a mudhole in ya then walk that sum b!tch dry, you can bet your bottom dollar on that one! When you decided that you needed to run your mouth about our match, which was a joke, because you didn't talk about the match in anyway shape or form. You sit there and talk about how you just decided you wanted to party because you won on Raw. Are you telling me you don't really know what winning is like so much that you have to celebrate each time since they are so few and far between? That makes Stone Cold Chuckle WHAT!? I said that makes Stone Cold feel a hardy har har WHAT!? I said Stone Cold finds it pretty d@mn funny! I also hope you felt real big and bad by pushing Michael Cole around telling him what you are or you aren't going to do. Finally you spend all of your precious time talking about Booker T, but do you have amnesia? You talk about ending it with a Bicycle kick and a Derailer, but Stone Cold didn't see any of that. Hell you whooped Booker T, well good for you, hell I've whooped Booker T. You shouldn't worry about Booker T and WCW though you should worry about this Pay-Per-View King of the Ring, Stone Cold is going to beat your @$$ for the tag team championships!
Then we have Batista, the man more concerned about his own body than the match. You start lettin' all that air out of your lungs, but the more you let out the more you make yourself sound like a complete idiot. You think you can win a match because you like your body? Is that what you are thinking? Just because you can stand in the mirror and get off on yourself because you are so obcessed with yourself. Boy you better learn son that you aren't going to get anywhere in the IXWF just because you think you look good. You see Batista this ring is a place where you've never been. When you look across the ring and your beady little eyes lock onto the beady eyes staring right back at you, that will the last thing you remember seeing until you are staring at the lights on the ceiling. What you will have been looking at is one Stone Cold Steve Austin and before you know it I will have your @$$ whooped from pillar to post, and up and down every d@mn aisle in the arena. I'm not going to be giving you anytime to admire yourself, because you stupid son of a b!tch this is a wrestling match not Mr. Universe. I guarand@mn tee you, that you have never received an @$$ beating like the one Stone Cold is about to give you. The Tag Team championship is a nice belt to have. For guys it's the next best to the World Championship because it shows you have class and sportsmanship. Hell son I am willing to guarantee you that I am not describing attributes you have hell no. I fully intend on sending your sorry piece of trash @$$ back to the trailer you came out of. You want title shots you need to learn how to prove yourself a whole lot better then beating some other rookie. You need ther eality check that only HBK and myself are going to be able to give you on this night. So that you can realize that you and your buddy need to hit the bricks and go back to your drawing board to find another plan, because The emperror of Terror looks like the Terror of Jack diddly squat. The only thing I could even think of when I first saw you was BORING! BORING! BORING! You best realize real soon son that you have a long hard road coming up against you, and I am about has hard as this road gets. Stone Cold Steve Austin is the man at the top of ladder, and as you try to nip at my heels like a little dog, I'm just going to put a boot in your nose to teach you that you are barking up the wrong d@mn tree! Batista, where you born stupid or do you practice it on a daily basis. You can talk about your beating the Godfather like you deserve a d@mn cookie all day, but the Godfather is not The Heart Break Kid shawn Michaels and the Godfather is not Stone Cold Steve Austin. You also need to open your d@mn eyes and realize that the world championship is not a one brand world championship, this one covers both brands, so you will not become as you said "this brands world champion" nor will you ever be the IXWF's world champion! You also need to realize that the Tag Team Championships also cover both shows they are not Raw Brand Tag Championships. How in the hell do you ever expect to be a champion if you can't even get your crap straight or pay attention to what you are even dealing with. I also have never beat a woman in my life. I'm a respectable man, and since you aren't that gives me all the more reason to beat your @$$. So Batista you come down to the ring, and bring your retarded friend, 'cuz Stone Cold is going to whip a whole lot of @$$ AND THAT'S THE BOTTOM LINE 'CUZ STONE COLD SAID SO!
*Stone Cold throws the microphone down and gets out of the ring. He waists no time getting up the ramp and disappearing behind the curtain.*
OOC: Mike, just so that you are aware. Here in the IXWF we are not confusing Austin's real life incident with Debra with things here so no need to talk that way because as far as IXWF is concerned that never happened with Stone Cold.
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