Chaotic Carnage & Destruction
AUSTIN 3:16
*The lights dim and all music playing stops. A complete silence falls across the crowd as they all look eagerly to the rampway knowing that someone must be coming out soon. They sit and watch, but the silence just does not break. However very quickly a sound pierces through the air that has been awaited for some time.*
*Stone Cold Steve Austin comes walking out from behind the curtain with the music blaring in the background. He walks out in his black wrestling tights, black boots, black left knee brace, black armbands, and a black vest that has silver embroidery of A large smoking skull on the back, BMF on the right front, and 3:16 on the left front. He walks down the rampway while the fans are standing up cheering and Stone Cold climbs up the ring steps, to the ring apron, then under the top rope and across the ring to the opposite side where Lilian Garcia is standing. He looks at her then goes to each of the four corners throwing his hands in the air to the delight of the fans. He goes back over to Lilian and snatches the microphone right out of her hand. She hurridly exits the ring as he steps back over to the middle of the ring and raises the microphone to his lips and the music fades.*
Stone Cold: There's a lot of things going through Stone Cold's mind right now. WHAT?! I said a lot of things. WHAT?! A lot is going through Stone Cold's head. Like that sorry son of a bitch that calls himself a vice president, Mr. Perfect who not too long ago was busy getting his @$$ whipped by Goldust. So he wants to suspend the Rock, because he is a scared little pu$$y. We will worry about you later jackass. How about the fact that Rikishi and Haku just decided to inform everyone that they are the ones who took out CCD. Well la-dee-freakin'-Da Stone Cold doesn't give two piles of horse shit, but you don't need Stone Cold to tell you anything, because if you have payed half-@$$ed attention you know that you don't mess with the Rattlesnake, and boys I won't do the talking I will just do the walkin' and your time will come.
The reason Stone Cold is out here is because of the one, the only, stupid silly bastard Chris Jericho. The man just can not take a hint when he needs to crawl in a hole and die. Chris I whipped your ass once, WHAT? I whipped your ass twice, WHAT?! I'm gonna whip your @$$ a third time. I get really sick and tired of little punk kids trying to act big and bad, and try to be what they already know Stone Cold is, and that's one bad mother (-CENSORED-)! Jericho you know I get tired of everytime I get screwed out of my title and go to go back for it you are standing in my way. You large piece of trailer park trash, you need to stay away from Stone Cold's gold because you are starting to piss me off! Stone Cold feels that it gets old when every time he has to open a beer it is because of Jericho. For every boy that comes to get an @$$ whoopin' Stone Cold drinks a beer. WHAT?! Works on that beer belly. WHAT?! To get a lower center of gravity. WHAT?! So he drinks another beer. Every Steveweiser has a name on it, the name of the next opponent. Now this is the third time that the name on it is Chris Jericho, the so called living legend. The walking, talking, ball bustin, jack-off that needs to pull his head out of his @$$ and stick it back on his over grown neck so that he can come down to Stone Cold and get his @$$ whipped the old fashioned way. Jericho you have got to be the world's absolute dumbest son of a b!tch, and why you won't learn that a rattlesnake is the wrong type of pet to be poking around and messing with is beyond the likes of ol' Stone Cold. I'll tell you what Stone Cold is going to give you a little advice, you need to pack up all of your bags, you need to walk right out of your locker room, take a trip down the hall way, walk outside, get back in your piece of trash car and drive on back to Canada, because once I have taken your oversized head and beaten from pillar to post and back to the pillar again, Stone Cold is going to kick you in the stomach, drop your neck like a stack of dimes, and send your @$$ packing, because this is it Jericho. You couldn't beat me the first time, you couldn't beat me the second time, and you sure as hell won't beat me the third time. As far as Stone Cold can see this is your last chance if you can't get by Stone Cold on this one then you need to aim for a lower belt, maybe the intercontinental championship, because Jericho your time is over. You can living legend this, and you can living legend that, but Stone Cold is going for one thing and that's the world championship. Stone Cold has once again gotten screwed out of what is rightfully his, and so once again Stone Cold is going to have to beat the living crap out of every opponent that Stone Cold has to, so that the Smoking Skull World Championship is back around the waiste of the only man in this federation who deserved to hold it. Given Rocky and Dead Man would be good, it's still Stone Cold's time and Jericho you aren not about to put any ends to that. Jericho if I have to take your scrawny @$$ and throw you all around the arena, through every aisle, and in everyone's lap, then that's what Stone Cold will do to put your @$$ away. Once you look up and start staring at all of the pretty lights, and you hear three hands hit the ground then the sound of glass breaking then you will know that you just took part in the official CCD HYYAP that you took out on yourself when you signed this match. The official Chaotic Carnage and Destruction Hand You Your @$$ Policy, where Stone Cold opens one large can of whoop-@$$ on ya and hands your @$$ right back to you on a silver platter. Choke down the truth, you messed with the wrong guy and you will pay the price. Jericho you need to get a hold of a little black book that's called Stone Cold. You need to turn the pages until you find the mini-book inside simply called Austin. Look for chapter three, then find verse sixteen, and then you find where it says that Stone Cold Steve Austin just whipped your sorry pathetic junior @$$. This isn't let's play games with those better than us, hell Jericho I will give you a little bit of credit. You haven't done so bad for yourself, as a matter of fact some people have actually gotten thier @$$es whipped by you. There's a whole list of them, but why don't you double check that, and see if Stone Cold's name is on there anywhere. Look a little closer, no a little closer, eh-EH HELL NO STONE COLD'S NAME IS NOT ON THAT D@MNED LIST, because both times you have tried to prove you are an anything to me I have beat the sh!t out of you. You can not compete on my level and frankly I am tired of you pretending like you can, like you are worth one pile of nothing to Stone Cold. Oh hell no, you see Jericho I have been out for a while and I can not wait to come in and throw you around the ring like the b!tch you are. I know you want this, who doesn't want this? Who doesn't not only want to be the number one contendor for the championship let alone win it, but even more who doesn't want to say that they were the one person to single handedly whip Stone Cold one on one with out help? Every person in the back wants that take a number Jericho, but when you pull out 3:16 on your little tab and your turn comes to step into the ring to try and prove whatever it is you have to prove, you bring it all so that I can stomp a full mudhole in your sorry @$$ then proceed to continously walk that son of a b!tch dry. Stone Cold can't wait, but un-fortunately un-less you plan on coming down in the next five minutes Stone Cold has to wait until Smackdown. If all of you want to see Stone Cold beat the living hell out of Chris Jericho give me a hell yeah!
Crowd: HELL YEAH!
Stone Cold: Now Jericho I don't know how good your hearing is, but I think thirty five thousand people just said OH HELL YEAH STONE COLD SHOULD WHIP JERICHO'S @$$! Of course Stone Cold heard you earlier running your mouth, whining and crying. I don't think you changed one bit of all. My glare should have said it all when I looked at you, the glare that said your @$$ is about to belong to Stone Cold again. You are right this does make three, three times that Stone Cold and Jericho go one on one. I don't care how much you think you have changed, but that does not change the fact that Stone Cold is going to beat you again. Now Jericho I want you to think about what you had to say. You said Stone Cold is scared. WHAT?! Scared of Jericho. WHAT?! Stone Cold scared of the walls. Why in the hell would Stone Cold be scared of the walls when he whipped your sorry @$$ twice? You think you are just the greatest, you ain't sh!t boy. You just remember I didn't take your shot away from you, last time when you were supposed to be earning one, you screwed up, and had yourself pinned crying like a baby. You didn't deserve a d@mn thing and I was sure to make it clear to you and put it through your thick skull that you deserved nothing. If you were supposed to go on and win the belt at King of the Ring why did Stephanie McB!tchman beat your sorry @$$? Well Jericho must not be as hot as he thought he as. You want to mess with the Rattlesnakes venom, boy you have no idea what that's like. You want to play with the rattlesnake and provoke it, you are going to get yourself bit right in the @$$. If you were really King of the World you would have won at King of the Ring now wouldn't you have? Hell son, not only that, but you got beat by the most pitiful of them all Stephanie McMahonwhore. Did you say the new millenium? Do you know what year it is? You are a little bit to late, if you would have pulled your head out of your @$$ soon enough you would have known that. I don't want your Jerichoholics. So tell your mom not to worry Stone Cold won't go anywhere near her. The fire may just be inside you, but that will be how you get roasted like the chicken you are. Ain't you ever heard the phrase, don't count your chickens before they hatch? You are already planning on facing Rikishi or Angle, hell son get over yourself, you may be facing one of them, whoever the loser of the world match is. Stone Cold is going on to face the winner. Stone Cold is getting his championship back. I really don't give a d@mn which title you are the number one contendor for, because you can go after your little Intercontinental title all you want, but all that means is that you get your @$$ kicked by HBK, and as long as you stick to this world dream you will constantly be crushed down to a nothing against Stone Cold Steve Austin. This @$$ kicking will be more painfull? You act like you actually made any what of an impact the last time. Hell no you haven't done a d@mned thing and it is sickening really. You say this isn't how a living legend works? This isn't how it's supposed to go for you? Hell son as long as I keep whipping your @$$ I would say that's exactly how it's going to go. You also said that Stone Cold isn't a good fight. You are right, when we are in the ring it isn't a good fight, because you are so worried about doing your little sissy slaps that you fail to do any more damage then a d@mned mosquito. What in the hell is your obscession of Rock 'N' Roll anyway, this isn't a guitar strumming, loud screaming fozzy thing, this is a me whippin your @$$ thing. Don't get too worried about music. *Stone Cold puts up a birdie* WHAT?! You are sick of those? Jericho doesn't like the birdies? Jericho is sick of Stone Cold and everything about him? I would be more sick of all of those Stunners that you keep getting time and time again. I'll tell you this right now you are not going to fulfill your dream of making Stone Cold submit, son you aren't even going to fulfill your dream of lasting five minutes in the ring with Stone Cold Steve Austin. You are sick of this, and you are sick of that, but Stone Cold is sick of having to pin your b!tch @$$ everytime he gets screwed over like the IXWF corporates are playing a little game on the rattlesnake. Let me sum this up for you Jericho, it will be me and you in the ring one on one, Stone Cold is going to whip your @$$ AND THAT'S THE BOTTOM LINE 'CUZ STONE COLD SAID SO!
Rikishi, be expecting yours soon.
*The music starts back up as Stone Cold throws the microphone down. He walks back over to the turnbuckle and climbs up onto the second rope. He calls for two beers and catches them both. He pops the tops and slams the cans together spraying foam all over the place. He then lifts them into the air and downs them both at the same time with no regaurd to where all of the excess beer goes. He throws down the empty cans and walks across the ring stepping through the ropes and hopping down to the ring apron. He makes his way up the ramp with the fans still screaming as loud as they can. He walks up to the top and then steps behind the curtain. The music plays for another minute before dying out and the fans start to get back to their seats awaiting the next exciting IXWF moment.*
OOC: HAPPY 4TH OF JULY!!!!!!!!
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