Chaotic Carnage & Destruction
AUSTIN 3:16
*Stone Cold Steve Austin comes out from behind the curtian. The fans standing to cheer for Stone Cold as he stands on top of the ramp probably looking more the part of a p!ssed off rattlesnake than ever before. He has his own little Stone Cold walk that he does down the rampway. Stone Cold looks side to side as he walks staring at the fans who are standing and cheering. He is in his wrestling tights and black vest with silver embroidery on it. He has "Austin" down the right front and "3:16" down the left front. On the back is a large skull with "BMF" written on top of it. He has is knee brace over his left knee and black boots on. He gets up into the ring and goes to the turnbuckle. He throws both hands into the air as the fans do also. He does the same for all four turnbuckles. He finally goes to the side of the ring by the announcers booth and demands a microphone. Tony Chimel is there to hand him one. He takes it to the center of the ring and raises it to his lips as the music fades out and the fans sit down and listen eagerly to hear what Stone Cold has to say.*
Stone Cold: WHAT?! Stone Cold can't win the world championship. WHAT?! Stone Cold step down we are all so great let us get a shot even though we can't even beat you. WHAT?! Stone Cold's time is done. That's all Stone Cold is hearing, well you know what? all you have done is p!ssed me off even more. You don't tell Stone Cold what he can or can't do. This championship match is my champions right to a re-match which I never got to use, because my last battle I beat Jericho's @$$ to get this spot. The match before that I was the champion. So all of you pieces of trash in the back need to shut your mouths like I will Triple H's, because I have already whipped your sorry @$$es. Now Triple H, it's time to stop playing games. You call yourself the game so it's about time I turned you off. Ol' Stone Cold is sick and tired of people saying you can't do it. Let me tell you this you don't poke a rattlesnake with a stick to see how much you can p!ss it off, because you will get exactly what you deserved. Triple H, twice we have battled and twice you got a victory, but you know as well as I do the first time at Wrestlemania when I was the champion there were some personal things going on that held me and the rest of Chaotic Carnage and Destruction back. So you only got one victory which was a d@mned lucky fluke. It won't happen again I guarantee you that. Triple H this time at Judgement day this is the big battle, the big clash. I'm being told if I don't do it this time I will have to climb back up the ladder. There isn't going to be any climbing up a ladder because I will stand on top of it. Triple H I don't know what kind of butt kissing you did to President Macco because I know that piece of crap didn't want to give me this match, but he didn't get a choice in this one. I'm sure when you were done kissing @$$ he was ready to book some other match, because when I put those papers in front of him he didn't want to believe it, but what Stone Cold wants Stone Cold takes as he d@mn well pleases. So Triple H I want you to come out to this ring and bring that world championship with you. I want you to climb through those little ropes and stand in the corner. Then I want you to look up from the ground and look right across the ring to the other corner. I want your eyes to lock with the dark, black, beedy eyes of Stone Cold Steve Austin and look at the man who is going to grab a hold of your head and beat your sorry @$$ from pillar to post and up and down every aisle of this arena. Oh hell doesn't even have to be this arena we can take it to that arena or another arena oh hell we can take it to your mother's house Stone Cold really doesn't give a d@mn because all he cares about is opening one can of whoop-@$$ larger than that nose on your face. Rest assured that is one helluva can of whoop-@$$. So do you think that you can pull off another win? Is that what you are thinking you can do to Stone Cold? eh-EH! Not gonna happen! You see Triple H when you are standing their holding onto your little title for dear life you are going to hear one sound. The sound of the glass, which means your @$$. So wether you are in the back or right here in the ring you might as well p!$$ your pants right in the middle of the ring. You are going to look like a d@mned fool anyway. I give you a Stone Cold Guarantee that I will put more into this match than any other that I have been in before. I am not walking away from judgement day without my world championship. Once I beat your sorry @$$ I will bring back the smoking skull world championship. The most feared belt of them all. You have crossed into Stone Cold territory and that's one place you just don't tread your little feet. Son you have done p!ssed off the most dangerous man in the Immortal Xtreme Wrestling Federation. When I retire I will go out known as a BMF. That's one Bad Mother (-CENSORED-)! I am going to show you in the ring exactly why that's what I will be known and remembered as! Once I take care of your sorry @$$ in the ring. Now just like the little pu$$y you are you always and seem to be waiting until the last minute to say anything because like a dog you always have to have the last word. Well here's what Stone Cold thinks of that and you, I salute you Stone Cold style!
*Stone Cold throws two middle fingers into the camera.*Stone Cold: If all of you want to see Stone Cold beat the living hell out of Triple H give me an oh hell yeah!
Crowd: OH HELL YEAH!
Stone Cold: Now Triple H I don't know how good your hearing is but you just had about thirty thousand people say OH HELL YEAH! Time after time Stone Cold has heard you come out here and run your mouth, but you say the same d@mn things everytime. WHAT?! I said you repeat yourself. WHAT?! You almost stutter boy. WHAT?! I said everytime you come out you say the same d@mn things. So here's what Stone Cold has to say about things he's sure you have to say. Triple H I hope you haven't gotten too used to that world championship after you've carried it over your shoulder for this long. You can be sure that this will be the biggest match of your career and none will be more draining on every bit of you. It's not long the time is ticking Hunter. Your reign of champion is almost gone, done, and out. You better stare at that little clock on your wall and count away the seconds of your time. I'm sure you have sat in front of your television eating yourself some pop-corn trying to study our past battles. Trying to figure out what you have to do to take out Stone Cold. Here's the tip you need, STUDY HARDER! I'll be d@mned if I'm coming out of Backlash without that title around my waist. I am sick and tired of seeing some piece of trash like you carrying around the title like it's a piece of tin to make you look pretty. I don't give a crap that you have busted your @$$ to get to wrestlemania and that you busted your @$$ to win the belt. Hell son you probably busted HBK's @$$ in more way than one, but that isn't going ot help you. What really worried me son is that the last time we got ready for a match you started talking to the d@mn clock. You looked at it and said tick it said tock. Then the two of you argued for the next hour amuzing yourself, then tried to say it was counting down my time. Boy you done flipped your d@mn lid! Talking to clocks and busting your @$$ isn't going to help you take Stone Cold's title away, that's right my title it's coming back where it belongs. You waisted your time going after this belt, you were better off going for one of the lower level belts which suited you a bit better. I am the be-all and I am the end-all hell I'll steal a page from Undertaker's book come judgement day I will be the Judge, Jury, and Executioner on your pathetic sorry @$$. Let me say that again, Triple H you are PATHETIC. I don't give the slightest bit of crap you aren't going to give it up easily. Hell if I was expecting everything to be easy then I wouldn't be going after this title. There's two things I will do win, and in a sense make you kiss my @$$! I am hoping you are putting everything you can behind this match to keep your belt, because that will just make it better when I whip your sorry @$$! So you want to prove to the world that you are the game and that you are that d@mn good, here's your problem YOU AREN'T THAT D@MN GOOD! You are the sorriest excuse for competition this federation has ever had! Ya silly b@st@rd the world wouldn't know how to act if you were able to actually shut your d@mn trap. We are going to have to wire your jaw shut. Triple H you think Stone Cold has an ego? No Stone Cold has a thirst. A thirst for beer and @$$ kickin'. Yeah you heard me last time or maybe you need to just clean the crap out of your ears you do need to keep your elongated nose out of business that doesn't involve you! CCD didn't lose everything, we have taken a small break, but rest assured we are back and we are coming for everything that we once had. Undertaker already kicked it off. That's just one piece of gold and we sure as hell aren't done yet. Next is the gold I'm coming for. Soon the other three members will drape themselves in it. Your first mistake is believing that Degeneration-X is the strongest faction and at their peak. You boys aren't crap. You under-estimate what CCD is made of. You must remember that fatefull wrestlemania there were personal problems with CCD causing us to not be on top of our game, but we will be this time. It doesn't matter what your plans are, if Stone Cold says you are going to lose your gold then you are going to do it. You think you are better than me then you will for d@mn sure lose. Everytime I have seen you come out to the ring out of the match you have had your D-X buddies backing you and un-less you attacked with more people than we had out here you never got the best of us, you always lost those battles. That's the next thing to happen Triple H for you to lose the war after many battles. I am sick and tired if you walking around here. You make me d@mn sick! I really don't care if you aren't in a bad mood and you want to throw one of your little sissy girl tantrums in the ring. We are locked in the cell no CCD no D-X. Just Triple H and Stone Cold Steve Austin! Me whippin' your sorry @$$ all over that cage. This is when the tides change boy and you realize that you are not the best and you can not sit on top of the business enjoying everything that Macco GAVE TO YOU ON A D@MNED SILVER PLATTER! In response to that I will be sure to hand you your @$$ on a silver platter. You do not tell Stone Cold that he won't get what he wants. Stone Cold decides if he is going to get what he wants or not. Contrary to what you say time and time again you are not going to leave with the belt I will, and it will be back in Chaotic Carnage and Destruction along with the rightfull smoking skull design. That's what Stone Cold wants and he will get it no matter how much you go around whining like a baby. So Triple H you think you know me? You think you know all of my moves and all of my mistakes. Boy you haven't learned a d@mn thing. If you really knew me than you would know that you can never know what I am going to do, all you can know is that it will result in the beating of your sorry @$$! You think I'm some ego-maniac, but if you are looking for the man with an ego you better look in the mirror. You are the one walking around basically saying how un-defeatable you are and trying to gag everyone with how you think you are the best and the game. Hell son you let out anymore of your hot air and the arena is going to lift right off of its foundation! You won't kick my @$$ and especially none of your sorry partners will be able to kick my @$$, as a matter of fact your most recent addition got two free of charge Stone Cold @$$ whippins. You probably think I am going to need to find a spot in the hospital. Well, I was in the hospital not to long ago, but no not for me. I already have you a room reserved. On the thrid floor in room sixteen. That's right room 3:16 is open and waiting just for you! I earned this shot against you by being the champion before you! That's why I am in this match and that is why I will beat your sorry @$$! Don't try to copy Stone Cold by quoting from the book of the game. You stupid @$$ you should know whenever someone buys a video game from the store they never read the little books that come with the game. The reality check for you will hit when you step into the ring and realize that when you look around you will not have a place to run, and you will not have a place to hide. All you will have is Stone Cold Steve Austin and that should be the biggest nightmare you have ever had boy. The IXWF title belongs to Stone Cold Steve Austin as does your @$$! So you promised yourself that Stone Cold Steve Austin would never win that world championship again? It's pretty sad when you have to break promises to yourself. You think you are going to end my career, but you can be guaranteed Stone Cold isn't ending he is only beginning. Getting to that world championship is only the start. This is it Triple H, no more after this, in the cage you prove who the better man is. So how are you going to feel when you finally realize that Stone Cold is a better man than you? That's just too bad for you, because if I cared then it would be different BUT I DON'T CARE! WHAT?! You don't like it when I yell what? WHAT?! You want me to suck it? WHAT?! Are you some kind of fairy? WHAT?! You think I won't make a good champion because I say WHAT?! Here is the end of the deal, Triple H you and me in the ring. I am going to take this large black boot and stick it straight up your @$$ so far that you will be coughing up leather then I am going to take my world championship, bring back the smoking skull design, and CCD will be back on top of the game. You will leave crying with one sore @$$, and a broken bloodied body! AND THAT'S THE BOTTOM LINE 'cuz stone cold WHAT? 'Cuz Stone Cold WHAT?! 'CUZ STONE COLD SAID SO!
*Stone Cold throws down the microphone and heads back to the corner of the ring. He climbs up on the turnbuckle with his music blaring in the background and the fans back on their feet. He calls for a beer and catches one, but he doesn't stop there he calls for three more. He throws them down onto the mat still holding the one. He drinks it down and throws the empty can to the arena floor then throws his arms in the air and then uses them to motion across his waist basically saying he will reclaim his spot as the world heavy weight champion of the IXWF. He gets down off of the turnbuckle and grabs another beer repeating the process on the next turnbuckle. He does it to all four then looks down the rampway and throws up his middle fingers delivering a message to Triple H. He then climbs out of the ring and to the arena floor. Stone Cold Steve Austin makes his way up the rampway and stands just before the curtain where the throws his right hand in the air and disappears behind the curtain to the backstage area. The music dies down and the fans return to their seats.*
OOC: If this can't win then I will have to go to a last resort.
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