Chaotic Carnage & Destruction
AUSTIN 3:16
*Stone Cole Steve Austin comes out from behind the curtain and the fans start roaring as "Austin 3:16" plays loudly throughout the arena. Stone Cold walks down the rampway wearing his jean shorts, black "Stone Cold" shirt, black boots, and the knee brace on his left knee. He climbs up the steel steps onto the ring apron where he looks out at the crowd then steps through the ropes. He goes over to the turnbuckle and throws both of his hands into the air. The fans cheer then he repeats the process at the other three turnbuckles. After the fourth time he takes the microphone from Lilian Garcia. She exits the ring then he stands in the middle raising the microphone to his lips and the music cuts.*
Stone Cold: The Immortal Xtreme Wrestling Federation has only had two Wrestlemanias! I tell you what, twice now and the biggest spectacle of them all Stone Cold got screwed over. That's right, Stone Cold last year was screwed over by Degeneration-X and their lead man Triple H. This year it was someone else that I am not going to mention. So Scott Steiner got a lucky break. This monday night on Raw Stone Cold is not allowing any more lucky breaks. Finally there has been a little recognition, and Stone Cold is going to become the World Heavy Weight number one contendor. I have been waiting a long d@mn time to be able to catch this break, because Shane McMahon has done everything in his power to prevent this time from coming. Well eh-EH Stone Cold is not waiting any longer. Stone Cold is not leaving without a world championship come backlash, and you can bet your bottom dollar the rattlesnake is going to be doing everything he can to be sure that is exactly what happens. When this federation opened up I proved to be one of the greatest it has ever seen. I was the first, and one of the few true champions this fed has had. Hell son, I am three time world champion, and I am not done no not by a long shot. It is timethat I proved once again why I am the best of the best, and everyone who stands in my way falls. I am going to be ripping my way through all of the competition. You see Stone Cold during his long time off for healing up, and recently I had to do a lot of thinking, and Stone Cold had to come to a realization. That is that I had to realize that I can not just threaten everyone with my words, because it is my actions that they are listening to. So if you thought I was taking out my little silver platter and handing people their @$$es a lot before, and if you like that sort of thing then the upcoming months you are going to just love Stone Cold Steve Austin! Whether it is Scott Steiner or Chris Jericho, or whoever in the hell it may be Stone Cold is for d@mn sure going to be taking a lot of names. I have my little note book ready to go at home, and I cleared it so everyone is once again just as likely as anyone else to get the hell whooped out of 'em.
Chris Jericho you sorry piece of trash, how many times have I whooped your @$$? It seems to me time and time again you are given a shot to become the world number one contendor, but each and everytime someone stomps a whole in your @$$ and right back down the ladder you go. If I am not mistaken it was either two or three times that I was the one to put the boot in your @$$. Hell son, how many lessons do you have to learn before you realize you don't stand a chance against Stone Cold Steve Austin. Ever since I first left last June and set the title to go up for grabs in the King of the Ring tournament you have been yearning to get your shot, because you knew I was not there to knock you back down as the prize forthe winner of the tournament.. Here you finally got your chance right after Kurt Angle whooped your sorry @$$ like the sorry son of a b!tch you are you were handed a shot, and where did you get with it? If I recall correctly, and forgive me if I am wrong, because I have already had a couple of beers, but I do believe that you lost there too. Jericho you are one of the biggest losers of the IXWF, and how in the hell you keep getting chance after chance around here Stone Cold just will never know. Jericho you come out here in your fancy smancy outfits that look like they might have cost you a buck fifty tops at your local wal-mart. So Jericho, you like to talk about @$$clowns. Now if there was any bigger of an @$$ clowing walking the face of God's green Earth it would be your sorry @$$. You come out all of the time and you start flapping your gums as if anyone out here actually gave a crap what you had to say, and all you are accomplishing is being able to take each and every one of these fans and put them to sleep out cold for the duration of your talk. Your stupid insults that half of the time you can't even make sense, sometimes I think you are just talking to hear the sound of your own d@mn voice. Above all other things around here I think that personally the only reason that you are even still a superstar for this federation is the fact that the IXWF needs someone to be a jobber for the rest of us. Someone who might put a hundred and ten percent into the match, but always come out a loser, because there is no way in hell he is tough enough to be able to hang with the rest of us. Just like we have done before Jericho you are going to run your circles in the ring like a trained monkey with a banana making yourself just look plain stupid, and it won't be too long before your shoulders are on the ground, and you can hear the sound of the referee's hand slapping the ground counting a one, two, three. Don't you start thinking that the fun ends there Jericho. Oh hell no, you see Stone Cold knows a little about you Jericho. Stone Cold has done his homework. What ol' Stone Cold has concluded is that above all else when you lose your ego is going to be smashed in with a cinder block. You like to listen to yourself talk about your favorite subject, being yourself. Boring the absolute hell out of every single person out here telling us how great you think you are, and blah blah blah, oh hell if I gave a rat's @$$ this wouldn't be an issue, but what Stone Cold is going to do is take that hot air balloon sized ego of yours and beat it from one side to another and beat it some more just beating the living hell out of you, until there is nothing left but the flabby remains of your ego that got a reality check. Jericho, I can only stand to have to kick your @$$ so many times, and it annoys the hell out of me, but as long as you keep puckering up and keep kissing Shane's @$$ then I will keep stomping mudhole after mudhole in you until you just decide not to get up again. The only reason Stone Cold is even here in the IXWF is to whoop a whole lot of @$$, and I will take the repeat customers, as long as you can walk you can bring your shiny clothes wearing @$$ down to this ring so Stone Cold can kick it around a little bit. Son I hope you like looking at the lights hanging from the ceiling, because that is the only thing you are going to see after I drop you on that stack of dimes neck of yours, and that's all I got to say about that.
Then there is a factor on the other side of the ring. Scott Steiner, the pumped up, over inflated self proclaimed freakzilla of the IXWF. Scott, let us get one thing straight, I don't care how big you think your arms are, I don't care if you like to make out with your muscles, I don't care how many different steroids you can take at a time without passing out, and I especially don't care if you want your freaks to holla at you, because you want to be a hook up. Now the last time Stone Cold was around the streets a hook up was a drug dealer, so Steiner I don't know what kind of scam you are trying to run around here, but know that whatever you are trying to pull off, it will get you nothing but an @$$ whoopin'. Listen here you silly b@st@rd, you came out not too long ago running your mouth about how you need this world title shot just because you are friends with Rikishi. Hell that fat @$$ walked out on this federation so as far as I am concerned you need not worry about anything Rikishi tells ya, because it isn't anything more than a hot steaming pile of pure BS and you know it. Steiner you have been an IXWF name for a little bit of time now, just kind of off and I guess now you have decided you are going to be here full time. What in the hell you did to deserve even a shot at the number one contendors spot I will never know, but I will tell you this, you will get into that ring and you will look up and across the ring. When you do that you will take your beady little eyes and lock them right onto the cold black eyes of one Stone Cold Steve Austin. When you hear the ding ding ding of the time keeper's little bell you had best start running the other way, because I am darting across that ring and I am not going to waste anytime putting you out of commission. I will beat you from pillar to post, and up and down each and every aisle in the arena, because it doesn't matter what the turf is I am always the home team when it comes to whoopin' @$$. Another suggestion I have for you, is those little sunglasses you have, you might want to leave them on, because if you want any intimidation you want them on. When you take them off and try to stare me down, I almost want to laugh my @$$ off, because you look like such a little baby, I swear that someone should be changing your diaper and shoving a bottle down your throat. Not only that, but Stone Cold is a caring man, and I would hate for you to go blind after looking at the reflection off of one of Jericho's outfits. When it gets right down to it, there is no way in hell that a rookie son of a b!tch like you is going to be able to pull this big match up off here, because to get that you would first have to be able to beat me, and I will absolutely refuse to lose to some son of a b!tch like you. All hell will be breaking lose, but the only hell in that ring will be the hell that I create. Don't think that your little kiddy games you use to try and psyche out or intimidate your opponents with is going to work either. Stone Cold is not afraid of anyone, for any reason, and if I wanted you to look a little less toned, all I would have to do is take a needle and pop your little arms to reveal the hidden scrawny tooth pick arms you are hiding under all of that inflation. I have been busting my @$$ and working too long, and too d@mn hard to let an opportunity pass like this. It could take as long as it needs to last, but I will knock your sorry @$$ down, and I will keep stomping a mudhole in you until the cows come home. We already know that you are a stupid son of a b!tch, I bet you couldn't even pour p!$$ out of a boot if the instructions were on the heel. While you are looking around the ring like a stupid ox trying to figure out what is going on, I will be busy finding ways to plant your @$$ on the mat, because I am only going to take so much of your crap, then you can bet your bottom dollar that your time will be up, and Stone Cold will be going on to fight for the world championship. Here is the last thing you need to know, don't concern yourself with Jericho too much, because he is not who you need to worry about, just keep your focus right on Stone Cold, because it will be me and noone else whooping your @$$!
In the end if someone from Raw needs to go into a match and bring the World Championship back to Raw, then there is noone better than Stone Cold Steve Austin! WHAT?! I said Stone Cold will be the man to retrieve what belongs to Raw and CCD. WHAT?! Stone Cold is going to keep on whooping @$$ until he gets what he wants, that world championship. WHAT?! Chris Jericho, and Scott Steiner have no clue what they are getting themselves into, because Stone Cold is not leaving that arena on Raw without a world championship within his hand. It is about d@mn time that the Immortal Xtreme Wrestling Federation has a respectable champion around here, and if there were a show to have it on, Raw is the place to have it. Most importantly Chaotic Carnage and Destruction should be the group controlling the belt, because we are already the ones calling the shots. There isn't anyone in any other group worthy of licking the dirt off of Stone Cold's boot. Something else I will tell you is people like Chris Jericho, and Scott Steiner, though they may have been fighting for some time now, they have not had to work nearly as hard as I have. They have not layed down the blood, sweat, and tears that ol' Stone Cold has had to put up. They kept on kissing @$$ and sucking up to climb their ladder, while I was told me, my black tights, and my knee brace wouldn't get me anywhere, well I think I blew whoever the jack@$$ was that said that way, and Stone Cold is far from being finished. I already have it in the making, but when I win that world championship I am bringing back the infamous Smoking Skull design World Heavy Weight Championship belt. A sign of the attitude you need to have when in the IXWF. These two slappies that I am pinned up against will learn why I am the world's absolute toughest son of a b!tch. It isn't just something I want to flap from my gums, it is the d@mned truth and noone has to like it, actually I don't care what people like, it is all about what you have to accept. Accept this, Stone Cold is going to win the match AND THAT'S THE BOTTOM LINE 'CUZ STONE COLD SAID SO!
*"Austin 3:16" hits again as Stone Cold throws the microphone down. He gets up on the turnbuckle throwing both of his hands into the air. He then calls for a beer as one is tossed to him. He calls for a second, and the guy in the front row set up to do so, tosses Austin another beer. Stone Cold pops the top off of both beers then slams them together as foam flies out. Stone Cold then tips the two cans upside down and drinks the contents emptying them in no time. The fans do some more cheering the Stone Cold gets down, walks across the ring and rolls out from under the ropes to the arena floor. Stone Cold then walks up the rampway and reaches the top where he turns around a little bit with a slight grin on his face. Stone Cold then goes back behind the curtain.*
*The camera shows Michael Cole standing outside of Stone Cold's locker room. He knocks on the door.*
Cole: We are waiting to see if we can get word from Stone Cold Steve Austin.
*Stone Cold opens the door and walks out looking at Cole.*
Stone Cold: What in the hell do you want Cole? I am a little busy.
Cole: I just wanted to get a few words from you about your situation.
Stone Cold: What situation?
Cole: Primarily your shot for the number one contendorship of the world championship.
Stone Cold: All I can say is it is about d@mn time. I knew that Shane McMahon could only hang out for a short amount of time before he would have to admit that Stone Cold needed to be back taking another shot at the world championship, because basically he is running out of people that can get the job done, and Stone Cold is the man whom he would never openly admit it, but I am the one he needs to get that belt back for him before it starts hurting his pocket books. We all know he doesn't like being beaten by competion, and Vice President Badd Boy is whooping his scrawny high dollar @$$. So I hope that answers your question, I don't think much of it, because it was a matter of time, and plenty of time has passed.
Cole: So on one side you have Chris Jericho. I know you have had some things to say about him before, but he has done exceptionally well here in the IXWF. What do you really think about him?
Stone Cold: What do I really think about him? Are you saying I was lying about him earlier? Is that what you are telling Stone Cold? Hell no you are not, because you know that would get your @$$ whooped faster than you can say Jericho sucks. You call what he has done exceptionally well? I call it all a bunch of crap. I wish people would say that I have done a great job when all I do is keep trying to go up against the biggest names of the federation and keep getting my @$$ handed back to me. Hell the only reason he fights guys like me, and Kurt Angle is so that he can make a name for himself, even if he loses, he is still in those spots. That's what I think about him, he is a piece of trash, and I do not like him, and will beat his @$$.
Cole: Interesting, what about on the other side of the ring where you have Scott Steiner. He can be a very dangerous man and an intimidating presence in the ring.
Stone Cold: Did you not hear one word I said before? Intimidating? No, Arnold Schwartzinator is an intimidating force, because he is a real guy. Scott Steiner is just a guy who gets lucky breaks because he has mastered the art of lip locking with corporate @$$. If someone could please tell me what in the hell that thing is that he wears on his head I would greatly appreciate it. It is kind of like a medieval piece of chain mail, or a part of somebodie's fence. Whatever it is, he looks like a stupid b@stard with it on, and that hair coloring he does is another joke. That bleach blonde thing he has going on with the black stripe down the middle? Intimidating? My @$$! He will still get his @$$ beat like no other if not ten times worst.
Cole: So you feel as if you have the situation under control between the two men?
Stone Cold: You ask me one more stupid question and I will break your little neck. Hell yeah Stone Cold has it under control. If I have to fight Chris Jericho for a while, or if I have to face Scott Steiner for a while, or hell if they want to be stubborn S-O-B's, then I will gladly whoop both of their @$$es at the same time. Neither one of them had better get the idea that I want to team with them to whoop the third, because it is DTA, Don't Trust Anybody, and if you get near me Don't Trust Austin, because I will openly admit if you are not someone in my elite circle of people, then I will not hesitate to shove my black boot up your @$$, then turn it sideways and pull it right back out. This goes for both of them, I would rather come for both at the same time, than one at a time.
Cole: So as the chosen leader of Chaotic Carnage and Destruction better known to people as CCD, how has that been working out for you?
Stone Cold: CCD is doing just find and dandy. I am still enforcing CCD's number one rule, and that is to be sure that in every match we institute the HYYAP. The Hand You Your @$$ Policy. We are equal opportunity @$$ whoopers, and we have been growing in numbers, because we have noticed talent picking up, and decided that either you are going to be with us, or you are going to be against us. You have a few smart people like Shawn Michaels who knew if he didn't get on board right away, that he didn't want to be in our path. On Monday Night Raw, there are two people in our path, and Stone Cold likes to keep his path clean so he will be taking those pieces of garbage and being sure to get them the hell out of Stone Cold's ring!
Cole: That's great, any final comments before we let you go?
Stone Cold: Yeah, Chris Jericho and Scott Steiner hopefully realize that before you get into the ring with me you need to do a little studying with in your book of Austin. Try searching for about the third chapter in the sixteenth verse. I will quote, Austin three Sixteen says that Stone Cold Steve Austin just whooped your @$$. Once you hear the glass it is all over with and it is one step closer to the world championship that belongs back in the hands of the one Stone Cold Steve Austin! Chris Jericho you @$$clown, you can be for d@mn sure that I will be whooping your @$$, right along with Scott Steiner. I will deflate egos and arms, and in the end Stone Cold will be your winner, because it is time for a change and a showing of action in the IXWF. If you agree out there in the crowd give me a hell yeah!
Crowd: HELL YEAH!
Stone Cold: I will beat those sorry pieces of trash.
Crowd: WHAT?!
Stone Cold: Pieces of garbage.
Crowd: WHAT?!
Stone Cold: Those silly b@st@rds.
Crowd: WHAT?!
Stone Cold: Stupid sons of b!tches.
Crowd: WHAT?!
Stone Cold: Jack@$$es.
Crowd: WHAT?!
Stone Cold: They are going...
Crowd: WHAT?!
Stone Cold: To lose the match...
Crowd: WHAT?!
Stone Cold: Hell yeah!
Crowd: HELL YEAH!
Stone Cold: Stone Cold is going on...
Crowd: WHAT?!
Stone Cold: And that is...
Crowd: WHAT?!
Stone Cold: The bottom line...
Crowd: WHAT?!
Stone Cold: 'Cuz Stone...
Crowd: WHAT?!
Stone Cold: Cold...
Crowd: WHAT?!
Stone Cold: Said so!
*Stone Cold walks off as Michael Cole looks into the camera. The scene fades.*
OOC: I figured it has been a while since I have done a decent rp.
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