Chaotic Carnage & Destruction
 
DEAD MAN WALKING
*As dead man walking plays an almost forgotten theme over the past two weeks the crowd rises to their feet as two of their favorite superstars walk out from behind the curtain. The Undertaker and Stone Cold Steve Austin both walk out and stand side by side, neither looking too thrilled. They both look around the arena then start making their way down to the ring. They make their way down the ramp way as the cheers continue to echo throughout the arena, and they both step up on the ring apron. The Undertaker high steps the ropes as Austin climbs in through the middle and top ropes. Austin begins walking from corner to corner throwing his fists in the air as the flashes from the camera go off. The Undertaker stands in the middle of the ring and when Stone Cold finishes the dead man throws his right hand in the air. Afterwards he walks over to the corner of the ring by the announcers booth and demands that someone hand him a mic. A stage hand quickly grabs him one and gives it to him. The Undertaker joins Stone Cold back in the middle of the ring.*
'Taker: That's right I may be the dead man, but contrary to popular belief me nor CCD are in the grave. No matter how much you would like to believe that we are, we won't go down that easy. You see I have a very big problem with Triple H and HBK holding my title belt. Two little degenerate punks that don't deserve to so much as be jobbers of this federation. They don't care for the business or anything about it. As far as I'm concerned it's about time we came back to show these little boys how it's done.
Heart Break Kid Shawn Michaels. Sure you have all of the flash and flair of a champion, but in this business looks only get you so far. You are nothing more than a cocky, egotistial, punk that needs to be taught a lesson. HBK I've heard your talk, but you must learn boy that Degeneration-X is not the greatest faction to ever exist, rather it's probably the worst, about as bad as the corporation or the nWo. All your glittery outfits, and your pyrotechnics don't mean sh!t to me boy. What means anything to me, is whippin' your @$$. So let me take you out to the perverbial whippin' shed and we'll teach you some respect about that little title that you hold, because as of right now you have none, but we are going to fix that. You say you are getting ready for backlash, but boy that shouldn't be your first priority. Your priority should be the dead man himself and Stone Cold beating the living hell out of your sorry @$$. If you think 'Taker has been sitting around just gathering ring dust you have another thing coming. Wrestlemania wasn't my greatest night, but we all have our moments. The key there is moments. That time has passed now, and I haven't stopped working at getting to the point I need to be at. I'll be ready for your sorry @$$.
Triple H. Seems as though I'm going to play the game. Well you're d@mn right. You do smell a bit gamey. Sounds like a personal issue to me boy. You long nosed little punk b!tch @$$ will learn what it's like to get in the ring with the dead man. You will once again be in my yard. Didn't you read the no trespassing sign boy? Once you stepped into this yard you decided to wave a fat juicy steak in front of a rabid wild dog that is going to rip your sorry @$$ to shreds. You think you are the hottest thing to hit pro wrestling since little boy Hogan, but the reality is you aren't nor will you ever be the best, you will only be lucky. With you leading the band of degenerates I guess you're the one to blame for putting the most dis-respect to this business. If you couldn't tell I hold more respect for it then most anyone around here, so I'll just have to teach you what it means. The meaning of the years of blood, sweat, and tears. The hard times, and the bad times. Nothing lasts forever much like your reign as champion. I'm coming for you Triple H, you hold my championship. Austin and I will be on top of the game once again when we meet in the future the belts will be on the line. I'm not for sure how much you had to pay little b!tch boy shane to spare your @$$ this time, but remember I am loved by a few, hated by the many, but I am respected by all, and if you don't fall into that last category let me take care of that problem.
HBK, Triple H, I've got two words for ya, Respect This! Or you will Rest In Peace!!!
Stone Cold: *Taking the microphone.* Oh Hell no. Stone Cold is not going to sit back and watch two of the absolute largest pieces of trash walk around like big shots. As far as I'm concered either one of those degenerate punks make me sick, so I'll just have to beat their @$$es! If you couldn't tell the Rattlesnake is a little p!ssed off, but that's just something that will have to be delt with. I'll tell you, there's only one event that I haven't left as a champion or being one step closer to being a champion. Triple H, you are in the position I was once in, and HBK you are nothing more than the little group lacky. Degenerates my @$$. Both of you and your whole group can go to hell, because I really don't give a d@mn one way or the other about ya. No matter which way you go it leads straight down the road of Highway 3:16 which means you are on the highway to hell, and one helluva @$$ whippin' at the hands of Stone Cold Steve Austin.
The Heart Break Kid. Ya silly b@st@rd. Who in the hell have you the right to speak. You have a title that belongs to CCD. WHAT?! That title should be in this faction. WHAT?! I'm going to have to whip your @$$ to get it. WHAT?! Whip your @$$. WHAT?! Whip your @$$! WHAT?! Beat the hell out of you. WHAT?! Make you cry like the little girly girl that you are! Dance to your little tunes all that you want to, but remember in the ring it takes two to tango, and Stone Cold hates dancing so that just means that Stone Cold will have to do what he does best and that's take your scrawny head and bash it from pillar to post, and if I have to up and down every aisle of this arena. It's not something you have to like, it's something you are going to have to take, because you and your little group seem to have gotten off to a good start, but you are done before you are able to get anywhere and that's a Stone Cold Guarantee.
Triple H, I know with Shane running around you probably have a little extra change in your pocket and you bought yourself a nice little pager. WHAT?! A cell phone. WHAT?! Palm Pilot. WHAT?! PDA. WHAT?! Lap top. Oh hell you probably have everything, but when your system crashes, and you look down at one of your screens you will see the numbers flash 3:16, then you'll hear the glass, and it will be your sorry @$$, you piece of trash. You will have been infected by the BMF virus, and if you don't know what that means I'm not going to tell you, I'll just show you in the ring. In short, what you are going to get is the absolute largest @$$ whippin' you've ever had. I'm tired of listening to you come out here and game this, game that. Noone gives a d@mn about your little Nintendo days of glory. You're outdated and it's time to put you in the pawn shop to get the five bucks back. Hell son noone around here wants to see you running around as champion, because nobody cares. If you think that I'm not taking my rights to a re-match back then you've got one helluva surprise coming. You can only dodge me for so long, but come time for the Pay-Per-View, you can't hide any longer and the rattlesnake will strike if he d@mn well pleases. The rightfull champion of this place will once again be holding the gold. If all of you want to see Stone Cold and The Undertaker first whip Triple H and HBK's @$$ then at a later time do it again to get the gold back give me a hell yeah!
Crowd: OH HELL YEAH!
Stone Cold: I think you heard it loud and clear, but just in case you didn't, you just had about twenty one thousand people say Oh Hell Yeah Austin and The Undertaker will be back to where they belong and Chaotic Carnage and Destruction will have to remind everyone why we are who we are. So Triple H, drink your water, come out here and slobber all over yourself then bring your pitiful @$$ to the ring so I can beat the crap out of you, and shut your sorry @$$ up.
Degeneration-X, I hope you have enjoyed your ride, because as Dead Man here would say this is your last ride, and CCD will be the champions once again, because your sorry @$$es don't deserve to be. Though I hate McMahon as much as you do it doesn't mean that ol' Stone Cold is going to like you. Both of you, had better pay close attention, because this is only a small preview of what will happen when the day comes that the titles are back on the line. If you think you are getting your @$$es handed to you know you wait until the future. It's not only the tag team championship I'm coming after, Triple H you better shine up your world championship and give it a big kiss goodbye, because I still have my right for that, and I will be back for it. D-X prepare to sign an official CCD HYYAP, AND THAT'S THE BOTTOM LINE WHAT?! AND THAT'S THE BOTTOM LINE WHAT?! I SAID AND THAT'S THE BOTTOM LINE 'CUZ STONE COLD SAID SO!
*Stone Cold throws the mic down and goes over to the turnbuckle. He climbs up on the middle turnbuckle and calls for a beer. He gets tossed one then calls for another one. As the second one gets tossed to him he tosses it to the undertaker in the middle of the ring. They both where they are standing pop the tops on the beers and drink them as fast as possible. They throw the empty cans down before exiting the ring still hearing the fans cheering and their music blaring. They walk up the ramp with a determined attitude. They walk the walk of champions, something they intend on being very soon. The two disappear behind the curtain on the entrance ramp.*
OOC: I had very little time to do this in, so I'm sure there's probably a lot of spelling mistakes, but I have no time to worry about those right now.
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