Chaotic Carnage & Destruction
DEAD MAN WALKING
*The music hits as all five members step out from behind the curtain. The Tag Team Champions, The World Champion, The Women's Champion, The People's Champion, and the Ninth Wonder of the World. None seem to be pleased even though they're carrying a lot of gold. They walk down to the ring the Undertaker up front. Debra walking alongside Stone Cold Steve Austin. The Rock, and Chyna pair up. The team obviously trying to go down the rampway as close to side by side as they can. All five members make their way into the ring. LiLiane Garcia who was in the ring to introduce them hands over the microphone to The Undertaker and she herself exits the ring.*
'Taker: That's it we've had enough! No more BS, and games from all of the little boys in the back. CCD decides who is going to make it and who will be left broken in this ring. You don't have to like that fact, but you do have to agree with it and deal with it. CCD will head this charge against all of the little punks in the back that want to step up namely the nWo! When they were forced into a fair match they bought into a CCD HYYAP. For you new little rookies. That's the Chaotic Carnage, and Destruction Hand You Your @$$ Policy! That's exactly what we have done and what we will continue to do! So no longer will anyone else around here have to cower, because we will whipe the floor with all of these little boys.
Triple H, Don't think i'm going to be side tracked with our little match. No I have not forgotten about the tag team exhibition match. A member of the corporation, one of our despised rivals. One of the people that had better get along with CCD taking charge or get an @$$ kicking. I guess that doesn't matter much to you right now, because you're about to receive one anyways. Play time is over son. There is no sissy boy running around and dancing, spitting water everywhere. There is just you getting in the ring and getting yourself planted. You haven't done so well around here, and I refuse to let it get any better for you. I'm not in the business to make friends, I'm in the business to destroy any little punk that tries to stand before me. Triple H, come learn your lesson in the ring.
Shawn Michaels, the sissy boy. You were one of the first to call on CCD for help. That's all fine, but that doesn't mean that you get any help in the ring. That's my yard, and there is no help from anyone when you step up with the big boys. Though you're not quite the nWo blood I'm looking for, you'll suffice when it comes time for Raw. As you will learn I don't become real picky when it comes to beating the living hell out of an opponent. Any of them who wants to prove something, I want them to prove it to me. Prove to me that you deserve to be in the same ring as the Dead Man. If you haven't learned to respect me yet, you will learn now. Your flashing pyro, shiny loud outfits, and twelve year old girls swooing won't be much of a boost for you either. This is where it ends for you. This tag team match you will Rest In Peace boy.
Stone Cold: The nWo stops here. WHAT?! The nWo stops here. WHAT?! I said the nWo stops here, becuase Stone cold is tired of putting up with their crap. Anyone else who wants to align themselves with the lowest, dirtiest, sons of b!tches can go ahead and sign their lifes away, because CCD, and namely Stone Cold Steve Austin will be there to open a can of whoop-@$$. Stone Cold knows who the best superstars are in this fed are. You take your little hand and put all five of your little fingers out there. Put your thumb down, and say Chyna. The Backbone of CCD. Now take your little Pinky and put it down to count The Rock the People's Champion. Now take your ring finger and put it down then think of Debra the Women's Champion. Next is your index finger, but that som b!tch down and think of one half of the tag team champions The Undertaker. Now what do you have left? You have one bonified Stone Cold birdie delivering a message from the top IXWF superstar with the biggest bullseye on his head, and what he thinks of everyone else around here that is against him.
Triple H, ya Pinnochio look a like silly b@stard. In this match you are sticking your nose where it doesn't belong. That's in the business of Stone Cold and The Undertaker. As far as I'm concerned, you can take you and your corporate jack @$$ partner HBK and pack your little baggies then head home. If you go out to that ring, I really don't give a d@mn whether you're with me or against me, I'm gonna whip your @$$. If this is getting hard for you to understand, picture your body on the ground, hearing the ref count to three, then looking up to See Stone Cold standing above you. Now I know you have yourself some high connections, but does that matter to Stone Cold? eh-EH! Hell no Stone Cold doesn't give a d@mn about your connections. As far as Stone Cold is concerned you should go get your connections, and bring them to the ring so Stone Cold can whip their @$$ too!
The Heart Break Kid Shawn Michaels, one of the biggest corporate Jack@$$es that I have ever seen. I don't know who you think you are, but come time for Raw, Title or no Title, Stone Cold is going to beat you from pillar to post, because HBK means nothing to Stone Cold when he steps into the ring. I haven't gone easy on anyone else in the past, so why bother doing so now. I'm just going to keep on doing what got me here, stepping into the ring, stomping a mudhole into someone's @$$, then walking that som b!tch dry, because some sorry son of a b!tch decided that they want a piece of Stone Cold. Shawn, you act like you mean something to Stone Cold, but you don't pretty boy. Take your spin and twirl, and shove it up your @$$ or better yet I will do it for you AND THAT'S THE BOTTOM LINE 'CUZ STONE COLD SAID SO!
Debra: That's right, My Husband, Stone Cold Steve Austin will open a can of whoop-butt on Triple H and HBK. CCD will be taking care of any of the people in the back who want to try us. I want to make sure all of you hard working girls in the back know that I want to wish you good luck in your match, because whoever wins I will gladly face. Do you think I am scared? Is that what you are thinking? eh-EH! Not even close! I'm not afraid of Molly, Terri, Lita, oh heck any of you can invest into a Hand You Your Butt Policy. With my smoking skull women's belt, I can not lose. Oh, and Steve, I ordered you a custom made World Championship Smoking Skull belt just for you. AND THAT'S THE BOTTOM LINE BECAUSE MRS. STONE COLD SAID SO!
The Rock: RVD, who in the blue hell do you think you are? *Rocky smells the air then slowly lifts his arms in position to do the thumb point.* R-V-D? No no no no no! The Rock says this, RVD you ran your mouth against CCD so you ran your mouth against The Great One. Do you want to be made famous? Get Ready. As long as you want to run your mouth, your candyass will be next! The way the Rock sees it is you have two choices. You can one, Know Your Role, and Shut Your Damn Mouth! Help The Rock, even though he doesn't need it, in taking out the nWo, or we can play your game, and the Rock will have to lay the smackdown on you the Punk Ass Bitch! You act like you mean something, no, you mean nothing! The Rock does not like you, The Rock does not respect you, and The Rock sure as hell does not fear you! Rip Van Dinkle, you decide what path you are going to choose, and The Rock or the rest of CCD will let you know whether or not we liked your answer. CCD never cowers, CCD never runs with their tails between their legs, they don't sing it, they JUST BRING IT! IF YA SMELLLLALALLAOW WHAT THE ROCK IS COOKIN'!
Chyna: CCD is liked by the fans, hated by the superstars, but they will be respected by all! The HYYAP is very serious business. Now the nWo seemed to chicken out on a fight. They don't seem to think that they should fight a woman. What's wrong boys, afraid of getting your @$$ kicked by me? You might as well admit it. Everyone out here saw how scared you obviously were. That's ok little boys, run, run while you can, because CCD is on your case and there's a lot of other superstars out there not far behind us ready to rip you apart. You will pay, simply because you are you. What are you going to do when you run out of hiding places, run out of excuses, and have to come face to face with the ninth wonder of the world? You can't just say oh she's just a woman when she kicks your ass! CCD is on top of the game, and noone will knock down a group that stands as strong as the Great Wall of Chyna! Either you are going to be with us, or you will be against us! Think long and hard about which end you want to be on.
*The music hits as Chyna tosses down the microphone. The five simultaneously throw their right hands in the air to the excitement of the fans. They step out of the ring and make their way up the ramp before disappearing behind the curtain.*
OOC: Yes CCD has decided to lead the charge in driving out the nWo. HBK, Triple H, had to talk trash on you and the corporation even though we are allowing you to help us in the fight for obvious reasons. RVD, I'm not sure what's up with you, that was some trash talking you did. Not going to be able to drive out a team if you further making enemies with your strongest alliance. Remember that.
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