Chaotic Carnage & Destruction
 
DEAD MAN WALKING
DEAD MAN WALKING
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*The Undertaker and Stone Cold Cold Steve Austin walk out from behind the curtain. The fans cheer loudly for the members of Chaotic Carnage and Destruction standing be fore them. The Undertaker wearing his black leather pants and american bad @$$ gear and his tag team championship over his shoulder. Stone Cold Steve Austin walking right beside him wearing his cut off jean shorts, left knee brace, black boots, and rattlesnake T-Shirt. He has his Tag Team Championship over one shoulder and his World Heavy Weight Championship over the other. Neither one looks to happy, and they walk down the ramp. They go all of the way down, and they go to the steps that lead into the ring. The Undertaker steps up the steps and climbs through the ropes. Stone Cold follows behind, walking up the steps and through the ropes on the ring apron. Stone Cold goes to the center of the ring. The Undertaker goes to the corner of the ring, and demands a microphone. Tony Chimel walks over and hands him up a mic. The Undertaker goes back to the center of the ring next to Stone Cold.*
The Undertaker: Well boys of the New World Order, welcome to the big time. Let the dead man show you the welcoming mat right here in the ring. I don't think you realize the mistake you have made in making your little debut. You see what you did is you decided you wanted to make your own punk @$$es famous. Well let me take care of that for you. You see, Hogan, Nash, Hall, you all stepped into my yard. The yard of CCD, and you just signed your life away to the dead man.
Scott Hall, listen chico son. You keep running your mouth, and I am going to take that tiny little toothpick and shove it down your throat. I can't stand little punks like you pretending like they actually mean something. You have got to be one of the three biggest disgraces to ever step foot into the wrestling ring. I would love to take you for a trip around the block of @$$ kickings. I would love to take all that Machizmo you are just oozing and knock it out of your slimy, greasy hair-do done by your mother.
Then your partner, Kevin Nash, the second of the three biggest disgraces to ever be in the world of sports entertainment. So you're seven foot, three hudred and twenty five pounds. Little man I have put people eight foot tall six feet under. I have made eight hundred pound men go anorexic. You aren't anything to me. Personally I can't wait to see your oversized brainless head get a little sense beat into it.
Hollywood Hulk Hogan......the single most, biggest, disgrace to have ever been associated with the phrase wrestling. Is that what you claim to be good at? All I see is a lot of jiggling flab and sissy slaps. Old man, this isn't a federation where little girly sissy slaps will get you far. Are you supposed to be leading this group? You think the three of you can actually get some where? Please, you disgust me. I haven't seen such a shine off of a head since Vince McMahon took of his toupee. I know you are trying to spare your last five hairs on the back of your head, but what you need to realize son is that it is over. Your time, your prime, and your youth is long gone. Sometimes people as old as you just don't know when to give it up. So maybe I'll just have to show you. How great of a wrestler can you be with a broken hip? Something I would gladly give you. Go ahead and drop your stinky old man leg drop, and when I sit up, I'll just lift you in the air and drop you on your shriveled head. You are pathetic BROTHER! You think you have something on the past? Look who’s talkin’. I’m surprise you haven’t turned to dust. How can you be a living legend? Ok so you are living....not for long, but a legend? You aren’t a legend until I say it’s ok for you to be a legend. Last time I checked your application I do believe it was denied, but just to show you I’ll do it again. I love how you think you are bigger and badder than everyone. I am one of the biggest IXWF superstars, and I am sure as hell the baddest! I am loved by few, hated by many, but I am and will continue to be respected BY ALL!
Credible, Guerrero, you'll get yours in due time.
As far as the New World Order goes, I don't know what you think you are going to pull off, but in the Immortal Xtreme Wrestling Federation it is CCD's World Order. Whatever in the hell you think you are going to establish will be shut down quite quickly, because we don't play with little chump panzy wannabe's. When you make a debut attacking CCD, you can ask any of the boys in the back, but you learn to respect those better than you. We have one simple policy, the HYYA Policy. What is that? It's the Hand You Your @$$ policy. We give it out free of charge. I guarantee you on smackdown it will go into effect. You ought to go waiste your time on little wannabe's like the submissionaires, or hell bound. For all I care I would love to see the three of you six feet under. Not a single one of you holds the respect for this business as you have proven already that you should. I will make you respect it. If I have to, I will make every single one of you get down on your hands and knees at my feet and kiss the ring with your lips. Un-like what you are used to I said the ring not each other get that straight. Come Raw it will be time for you to respect the yard ran by the big dogs of CCD. I being the biggest one of all will make your punk @$$es famous and you will respect me, CCD, the IXWF, and sports entertainment, or you will Rest In Peace! This time not even little midgets can save your @$$es from becoming grass.
*The Undertaker hands the Mic to Stone Cold Steve Austin, who takes the Mic and climbs up on the turn buckle.*
Stone Cold: WHAT?!
Crowd: WHAT?!
Stone Cold: WHAT?!
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Stone Cold: WHAT?!
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Stone Cold: WHAT?!
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Stone Cold: WHAT?!
Crowd: WHAT?!
*Stone Cold gets down and walks back over to the center of the ring by the Undertaker.*
Stone Cold: New World Order, thinks they actually mean something to ol' Stone Cold. Is that what they are thinking? eh-EH! Not even close. Stone Cold really doesn't give a d@mn who's @$$ he's kicking, or who thinks they are big enough or bad enough to take on Stone Cold. All three of you silly b@stards can bring your little @$$es to the ring.....maybe we need an extra ring for Hogan, and let Stone Cold stomp a huge mudhole in each and every one of ya then walk that som b!tch dry!
Scott Hall, you claim to be the man? Are you joking with the fans of the IXWF? Is that what you’re trying to do. Hell son, my truck is running a little low on oil, if I rang all of the oil out of your little pony tail you like to wear sometimes Stone Cold would have him a life time supply and then some. You can bring your Chico, you can bring your machizmo, and you can bring your toothpick, then you can stare up at the ceiling what you are getting the crap kicked out of you by Stone Cold Steve Austin.
Kevin Nash? WHAT?! Don't like the phrase What? WHAT?! Stone Cold doesn't care? WHAT?! Stone Cold doesn't care? WHAT?! I said Stone Cold doesn't give a d@mn what you think you tall b@st@rd. Kevin Nash, Big Sexy, The Giant Killer. Time to quite playing your video games, we all know how you loving handling "control sticks", and welcome yourself back to the real world where seven foot doesn't mean any different than two feet to Stone Cold. All it means to me is how high and I going to have to stick my big black boot in your @$$ as long as you have a problem with Stone Cold Steve Austin. Jack knife, power bomb, whatever in the hell you want to use it isn't good enough to keep down a Rattlesnake I'll tell you that much right now.
Hulk Hogan you sorry piece of trash. You want to take on Stone Cold Steve Austin, because you think you are some kind of hot shot? Is that what you think that you are? As far as Stone Cold is concerned your @$$ belongs in a retirement home draining the country's social security not in the wrestling ring absolutely boring the fans of the IXWF. You may think the Brooklyn Brawler is horrible, but you make him out to look like on of the greatest wrestlers of all time. Here's what Stone Cold wants you to do Hogan. He wants you to take that little can of spray paint you have, he wants you to shake it up really good, then you should hand it to Stone Cold. So Stone Cold can take that can and beat ya silly with it you old son of a b!tch! For your information as if it mattered, CCD is the future of the IXWF. You are nothing more than the past, and a pretty d@mn bad one at that!
New World Order, nWo, keep on going like you mean something to Stone Cold. I'll tell you what you mean to Stone Cold, and it's written on a book. The Book of Austin. Chapter 3, Verse 16. Austin 3:16 reads, as long as you feel that you are big enough to attack Stone Cold Steve Austin, then you can expect to get one extra large can of whoop-@$$ opened. I'll take you back to Stone Cold University and the class of 3:16 to teach you a few lessons on getting your @$$ whipped, learning to respect sports entertainment, and learning that Chaotic Carnage and Destruction are the biggest and baddest of them all so it should be remembered that you don't mess with us. Come Monday, Raw Is War, CCD, NWO, a lot of hell is going to be raised. All three of your sorry @$$es are going to be staring at the ceiling watching Stone Cold birdies fly around your oversized egotistical heads, and CCD is going to get the 1...2...3! That will prove why we are the best there is out there. AND THAT'S THE BOTTOM LINE 'CUZ STONE COLD SAID SO!
*The Rock comes out from behind the curtain carrying his own microphone. The Rock in his black slacks, and expensive looking shirt wearing his trademark sunglasses walks down the ramp to the cheers of all of the fans that are now chanting ROCKY ROCKY ROCKY! The Rock steps into the ring and stands next to Stone Cold and The Undertaker.*
The Rock: WHOA WHOA WHOA WHOA WHOA, Dont' stop partying just yet! Finally The Rock...has come back...to CCD! The Rock was running a little late, because some Jabroni was driving at about the speed of grandpa Hogan in the fast lane of the highway. nWo, don't think you have gone un-noticed by the great one. Your big debut, yeah real funny. The Rock says this, you can get your little buddies Credible, and Guerrero like they mean something to The Rock. You can bring your little midget buddies and enjoy your beating up of them, because that's all you can do. Slap around midgets, oh yes what big men you are. Why don't you just shut your damn mouths! You think that the people actually give a damn about you? The people don't care about the nWo. Shhhh, listen the people are chanting thier names....
Crowd: CCD! CCD! CCD!
The Rock: That's right the people care about CCD. They don't care about you old geezers trying to make yourselves out to be as big as The Rock. Here's some news for you, you can not be as great as the Rock!
Scott Hall, Mr. Machizmo, hiding behind your tooth pick. (imitates Scott Hall) My name's Scott Hall. Hey chico I am the biggest pile of hot steaming monkey crap walking God's green earth! I can beat up little midgets, because that's all I can handle. That's ok, because I can just drink some more beers and be fine. I am just oozing machizmo mang. The nWo is just too s...IT DOESN'T MATTER WHAT THE nWo IS! Scott Hall you can take your candy ass back to nobody gives a damn lane, because you are the biggest piece of Trash The rock has ever seen!
Kevin Nash, Big Sexy. The Rock says this, at your age the only women you are picking up are in their mid to late fifties. Your Diesel Engine has ran out of gas. (imitates Kevin Nash) nWo is in da hoouuuse! Let's take a little survey. How many of you came to see CCD tearing it up? (Crowd Cheers) Now, who here came to see the nWo get their asses handed to them by CCD? (Crowd Cheers louder) Survey says, Rack another one up for the big goof.
Hollywood, Hulk Hogan. The legend of wrestling. The man that little children used to look up to. Hogan the Rock says this, all of those children that used to watch you are all traumatized and going through mid life crisis' right now. Red and yellow, black and white, IT DOESN'T MATTER! As far as the Rock is concerned you can take your little cans of spray paint, you can shine 'em up nice and shiny, then you can lube them up really good. Then you can turn those som bitches sideways AND STICK THEM STRAIGHT UP YOUR OLD CANDY ASS! You should have given it up years ago when your prime passed. Instead you would rather go one on one with the Great One so he can make your monkey ass truly famous.
nWo, New World Order, The Rock, The Undertaker, and Stone Cold Steve Austin are going to walk down the people's ramp, step into the people's ring, and layeth the smacketh down on the three people's jackasses! On Raw, there is no midgets oh no. There is no interference from your little friends Justin Credible, and Eddie Guerrero. There is just the three of you, and the three of us. No running, no hiding. You have No Idea.....No.....Idea how badly your brittle old bones will hurt when CCD hands you your ass.! nWo, CCD will take care of this problem before it even starts. nWo JUST BRING IT. IF YA SMELLLLLLLALALALALAOW WHAT THE ROCK....(climbs turnbuckle, smells the air, takes off the glasses) IS COOKIN'! (raises the eyebrow)
*Stone cold hops the guardrail on the outside and goes to the beer guy. Stone Cold just takes three cans of beers right from him and from there throws one to The Undertaker standing in the middle of the ring, and the other to The Rock. Stone Cold jumps back over the guardrail, and slides back into the ring. Stone Cold climbs the turnbuckle, throws his fingers in the air, then pops the top off of the beer and downs it right there. The Undertaker pops his top and downs his beer. The Rock opens his and drinks it. The three throw the empty cans down, and exit the ring. They head back to the rampway and walk up it. The fans still cheering loudly as they disappear behind the curtain.*
OOC: Ashlee and I combined our rp's into one.
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