Chaotic Carnage & Destruction
AUSTIN 3:16
*Stone Cold comes out from behind the curtain and starts on his way down the ramp with the fans cheering and screaming WHAT?!. Austin passes by The Undertaker who is riding up the ramp just leaving the ring. Austin with Tag Team Championship title around shoulder walks down to the ring. He climbs in, and goes straight for the corner where he hops up on the second turnbuckle and throws his hands in the air. The fans cheer on that side of the arena and he hops down. He repeats this to the three other remaining turnbuckles before picking up the Microphone that The Undertaker left in the middle of the ring.*
Stone Cold: Shawn Michaels you stupid son of a b!tch. All I have to say is I can not wait to see The Undertaker beat the living hell out of you. No escape, no interference, no saving your @$$. He couldn't have said it better you are a dead man walking. All of CCD is going to love sitting back and watching you fry at the heads of the Dead Man.
Rocky WHAT?! People's Champion? WHAT?! Brahma Bull? WHAT?! Hell I know in the ring friendships are out the window that's why I'm going to have to whip the people's @$$! Rocky, if you're hungry for blood, you can go get some pretty little fangs out of some Count Chocula Cereal, stick those som b!tches in your mouth, and go bite some late night freak girl on the neck. Hell son, I don't know what a d@mn People's eyebrow is going to do for you in the ring. It may make your little girly friends swoo, and hell it may even make Rob Van Dam Swoo, but Stone Cold doesn't give a d@mn! It will do you about as much good as your little elbow drop. Hell Stone Cold could bounce off this rope that rope those ropes any rope, and drop an elbow through your Rock Hard heart, but it wouldn't get the job done. I give you a Stone Cold guarantee my beer and my birdies won't be far off. You don't need to worry about those. On Raw, Rocky, you bring your little elbow drop, your little raised confused eyebrow, and get yourself an @$$ whippin by Stone Cold then we can go out for a beer afterwards.
Rob Van Dam, you don't have such luck! That seems to be common for you, luck. Hell son you just get things handed to you on a silver platter. I don't see you earning anything. Round one of this tournament, you go against The Undertaker, and what do you do? Have your little boy toy Shawn Michaels come out and interfere. Round two, you go one on one with Rocky. Once again, The Heart Break Kid saves your sorry @$$. Now you were even already booked in an extreme title match at the Pay-Per-View. So after you lose this match, you have another title match for a different championship ready to go. Now if that isn't having it crammed down your throat with a silver spoon I don't know what is. Hell, you are an underdog? Stone Cold doesn't give a crap if you are an underdog, an over dog, a big dog, a little dog, a fat dog, a skinny dog, a barking dog, or a corn dog. You are nothing but a mut that needs to be taken out behind the shed, and put out of its misery. Slaying the biggest stars in the IXWF? WHAT?! Now you sound like the Rock and his thirst for blood. I don't know what the obscession is as of late with vampires, but Stone Cold has a large can of whoop-@$$ made out of pure wood that can be driven through your heart like a steak to clear up those problems. You seem to be stuck on past experiences, you need to get your large head out of the clouds and come back to the reality. Maybe brush up on your Austin 3:16, mainly the part that says that Stone Cold is going to beat your sorry @$$ all over the ring, and become the first ever IXWF World Champion. Hell son, you better not rely on your back-up too much, because once Michaels gets stuck in the cage with the Dead Man there isn't going to be anything left to save your @$$ a third time. So if you want to call someone an underhand, maybe you ought to watch the replays of the past events and look at who has been having people interfere to save them, and who has been demolishing the competition fair and square. Say what you will, but we don't need any interferance from Debra, Chyna, or The Undertaker. So you and your little buddies can just relax and sit right back down in their little seats, because they're starting to p!ss me off. Lumberjack match? WHAT?! Sounds like little Van Dam just wants an exscuse to have his little cronies at ringside so he can do everything in his power to win the title by hook or by crook. Lumber Jack match, Inferno Match, Hell in a cell, Table Match, Ladder Match, it really doesn't matter, because nothing can save you ya silly b@stard! As 'Taker would say you dug your grave now it is time to lie in it, and if you don't go willingly, I will take my big black boot, stick straight up your @$$, and throw you in the d@mn grave. AND THAT'S THE BOTTOM LINE 'CUZ STONE COLD What?! STONE COLD WHAT?! I SAID 'CUZ STONE COLD SAID SO!!!!
*Stone Cold throws the mic down and goes over to the corner. He hops up on the second turnbuckle and throws his middle fingers in the air. Then he calls for some beers as one is tossed to him. He catches it then waits for the second one to be thrown. It is thrown, and he catches it also. Stone Cold pops the top off of both cans and slams then together. He then raises them both high into the air and tilts them upside down as he guzzles both Steve-Weisers at the same time. The cans empty and he throws them down. Stone Cold gets off of the turnbuckle, and steps out through the ropes. He walks back up the ramp, and goes behind the curtain.*
OOC: Prez, be sure not to forget the thing you forgot on Smackdown. Also, could you not book me for Smackdown? I'm going to be really busy, and I would greatly appreciate it. You probably might not want to book Ashlee either if you could avoid it, but I don't want to speak for her. Ask her yourself sometime if it hasn't been discussed already.
HBK, Sorry I haven't gotten around to that easy layout design. I promise I will get it taken care of.
RVD, check the OOC board please.
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