Chaotic Carnage & Destruction
AUSTIN 3:16
*A large industrial fork lift is being driven into back parking lot for the wrestlers. It crashes right through one of the gates and a guard tries to stop it, but it just keeps going. As the fork lift drives by the cameras see that Stone Cold is driving it. He makes his way to a limo with the liscense plates "BookerT". The arms on the lift Lower and get under the car. Then the car is lifted into the air and when the lift reaches it's peak it tilts and the car falls 20 feet and lands upside down.*
Stone Cold: What? Booker T, you want to mess with Stone Cold's Truck? WHAT?! Can I dig that? WHAT?! I'm a little punk ass sucka? WHAT?! Oh hell no, Booker T you don't realize just who exactly you're messing with. This isn't the little leagues. You claim to grow up in the streets and lived a tough life? I don't know if anyone ever told you this, but the kindergarten playground isn't considered tough streets! You get your break here in the IXWF and you have to go and screw it up. You know Booker you're obviously not a very bright man. I think I'll give you nice little home welcoming gift. One you now have a compact car for easy carry, and as another I'll give you a large can of whoop-@$$! A rookie like you needs to learn the lesson of Austin 3:16 and it says, "Booker T just got his @$$ whipped by Stone Cold Steve Austin". You don't like my beer Mr. T? I really don't give a d@mn, me and my beer do just fine. You're the one who spins around and twirls around on his head like a damned mad cow diseased jackass! As far as the toughest SOB, you are d@mn sure not the toughest SOB in the IXWF. Stone Cold is the absolute toughest son of a b!tch there ever was. Booger man I've always been a marked man, it's how I like it. I hope you target me, because that makes it all better when I beat you from pillar to post and all over the arena! Hell son I've heard of Dread Locks, but sh!t locks? Who did your hair, yo momma? You think you can just squash a rattlesnake? Is that what you're thinking about ol' Stone Cold? eh-EH! Hell no, DTA, Don't Trust Austin. Rattlesnakes can strike anytime, and at anyone they d@mn well please! Booker I will see you in Raw, but all the spinarooni's in the world can't get you a championship. It takes beating Stone Cold Steve Austin, and I don't see that happening. and that's the bottom line WHAT?! And That's The Bottom Line WHAT?! AND THAT'S THE BOTTOM LINE 'CUZ STONE COLD SAID SO!
*Stone Cold with Tag Team Championship belt over should goes walks off p!ssed and heads towards the locker rooms inside the arena.*
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