Chaotic Carnage & Destruction
AUSTIN 3:16
*Stone Cold Steve Austin comes walking out from behind the curtain. Dressed in a rasing hell t-shirt, and jean shorts with his knee brace on he walks with his usual BMF walk down to the ring. The fans are roaring loudly. He rolls into the ring and hops up on the turnbuckle and throws his middle fingers in the air. He jumps down and then demands a microphone. The stagehand gives one to him. Stone Cold takes it and walks to the center of the ring where the music ends and he raises the microphone to his lips.*
Stone Cold: If it's about time to raise a whole lot of hell give me a hell yeah!
Crowd: HELL YEAH!
Stone Cold: You d@mn right. If you can't tell Stone Cold is a little pi$$ed off! Shane you listen up, and you listen good. You son of a b!tch, you've been looking over me, and you've been putting me aside, and now the rattlesnake has had enough. You traded off the Undertaker leaving me without a partner, then here comes the Anniversary show featuring the Royal Rumble. One year ago I was whippin' @$$ including Rob Van Dam and The Rock becoming the first and only real champion this federation has ever had. Here this year you left me off of the card. I should have been throwing one man after the other over the d@mn ropes until I was the only one left. Jericho wouldn't have lasted five minutes with me. Hell I done whipped his @$$ so many times he became an @$$ clown. So now you are all thinking where are you going with this. WHAT!? What are you planning? WHAT!? What is going on. WHAT!? I'll tell ya. Two thousand and three is the year of the rattlesnake. I'm going to start taking all those silly b@st@rds in the back down one by one, but I'm not alone. That's right Shane, there is one more person sitting back there who can't wait to burn your @$$. Here is the newest member of CCD and my partner the Heart Break Kid Shawn Michaels!
*Shawn Michaels steps out onto the rampway with jeans and a T-Shirt on. He looks out into the crowd and walks down the ramp. He makes it to the bottom and walks up the steel steps. He does one of his little dance moves on the outside of the apron and climbs in the ring. He spins around a couple of times then flexes as his pyrotechnics fire off behind him. They stop along with his music and the fans cheer loudly. He grabs the microphone from Austin.*
HBK Shawn Michaels: That's right my friends the impossible has happened. SCSA, HBK, on the same page. Austin and I realized that around here we are getting shafted, and we can't battle on our own, so we are putting aside our difference to put things in their place. Shane, you've done nothing but screw us, and now it is time to screw you. So I want you to be getting ready, because Shane it is time for us to shine. Shane you aren't the only one on your list. Kane! Rikishi! The two of you may have had a bit of luck recently, and you have decided to join forces creating a team of two large people. One of you is big in height, and the other one just as big around the waist. You two think you will dominate? Well you just found two people who will stop you. Whether it is for the World for the Intercontinental, or blocking you from the Tag Team Championships we will be there. You aren't going to have an easy ride here on Raw as long as we have something to say about it. You are dealing with the showstoppers, the main events, the ICONS of Sports Entertainment today, The Heart Break Kid Shawn Michaels and Stone Cold Steve Austin. The new tag team of CCD!
*Austin takes the microphone from Shawn.*
Stone Cold: AND THAT'S THE BOTTOM LINE 'CUZ CCD SAID SO!
*Austin throws the microphone down and jumps up on the turnbuckle throwing his two arms in the air while Shawn goes to a different turnbuckle and throws his arms crossed into the air. The fans cheer loudly as the two step out of the ring and head back up the rampway.*
OOC: We felt it was time for a change.
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