Chaotic Carnage & Destruction
DEAD MAN WALKING
*The fans cheer as five great superstars step out from behind the curtain. The Undertaker coming out first and right behind him is Stone Cold Steve Austin, his Wife Debra, The People's Champ The Rock, and last but most definately not least, the backbone of the faction....Chyna! The five make their way down the ramp towards the ring, and one by one they get in. All five stand in the ring, then the Undertaker walks over to the corner by the announcers booth and demands a Microphone. One is handed to him and he walks back joining the group. The camera zooms in on the group and the Undertaker starts talking.....*
'Taker: Chaotic Carnage and Destruction, or CCD. That is who we are, and we aren't here to play games. We are a group that demands respect and for those of you who don't give us respect we will beat it into you. It is real simple for all of you little boys in the back, if you don't respect us the way we deserve to be respected then we'll take you to the perverbial whippin' shed and beat it into you.
We've been in the back listening to the most of you go on and on about how great you are. Of of them being Kane. The biggest disgrace to my name, I can never call you my true brother. You write names in smoke? Well I'll smoke your @$$! Stop flirting with thirteen year old little girls in the crowd and get back into reality boy.
The One Billy Gunn. That number one fits you in a few ways that you may not like too much. You are the first one to step into my yard. The one man to fight with the big dogs. Well when you mess with a big dog, you get bit! You will be the first to learn to respect the Dead Man and CCD. You will be the first to Rest In Peace.
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'Taker
hands the Mic to
Stone Cold.
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Stone Cold: WHAT?! CCD WHAT?! Chaotic Carnage and Destruction, WHAT?! Going to whip your @$$ WHAT?! Going to give you an @$$ whoopin' WHAT?! I said we're going to open the absolute largest can of whoop-@$$ you've ever seen. The Undertaker couldn't have said it better we aren't here to play games. We're going to just beat ya from pillar to post and up and down every aisle of this arena!
Chris Jericho, first you leave an open invitation to a fight. So Ol' Stone Cold accepts your little challenge, then you want to be Stone Cold's Partner, WHAT?! his buddy WHAT?! His Compadre WHAT?! Well Ol' Stone Cold says this, CCD is watching you, and we'll decide whether or not you deserve to be fighting alongside us or against us. You just go about your little matches, and we'll tell you.
Chuck Palumbo, WHAT?! Needs to wear some clothes, WHAT?! Looks like a damned fruitcake WHAT?! Well Palumbo, ya silly bastard you're stepping into the ring with Stone Cold Steve Austin and the Undertaker. You're going to get an @$$ whippin', and that's the bottom line WHAT?! And That's The Bottom Line WHAT?! I said, AND THAT'S THE BOTTOM LINE 'CUZ STONE COLD SAID SO!
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Debra takes the Mic from Stone Cold.
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Debra: You all had better have been listening to my husband, Stone Cold Steve Austin. At Carnage, I, Debra Austin, I am going against Trish Slutish oh I mean Stratus, Chicken Fajita, or was it Lita? Last, and possibly least Stephanie McMahon Whinesley, oh oops, Helmsley. I will do just what all of the others in this group will do. I am going to leave the event with a championship. AND THAT'S THE BOTTOM LINE 'CUZ MRS. STONE COLD STEVE AUSTIN SAID SO!
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Debra
hands the Mic to
The Rock, and the fans cheer loudly, especially the female ones.
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The Rock: Finally.....The Rock, HAS COME TO the Immortal Xtreme Wrestling Federation. The Rock says this, for all of you rookie roody-poos that want to be like The Rock, or be like CCD don't come to us whining. Do you want in? IT DOESN'T MATTER IF YOU WANT IN! The Rock or someone else in CCD will tell you if your Candy @$$ deserves to be with us. So go play with your strudels until The Rock tells you otherwise.
Rikishi, The Rock heard you say you're a bad man. You claim to be phat with backing that @$$ up. Rikishi, The Rock says this, you're not a PHAT @$$ you're a fat @$$, and The Rock would love to layeth the smacketh down on your candy @$$. The millions AND MILLIONS of the Rock's fans are beginning to wonder why you enjoy put different men's faces into the crack of your large behind.
Triple H, Kurt Angle, Carnage, don't say it, JUST BRING IT! The Rock is going to come down the People's Ramp, Steppin' to the People's song, and get into the People's ring, just to show you why The Rock is the Most Electrifying man in Sports Entertainment today IF YA SMELLLLLLALALALALAOW WHAT THE ROCK (smells the air, and raises the people's eyebrow) Is Cookin'!
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The Rock
hands the Mic to
Chyna.
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Chyna: Last, I want to introduce you to the official CCD, HYYAP policy. That's the Hand You Your Ass Policy. We've institutded that, because anyone who wants to mess with CCD will get their @$$es handed to them personally, by one of us or all of us. We are a strong group that won't fall to anyone.
R-V-D, you seem to be one of the cockiest of them all. You better watch yourself, because when we find someone overly cocky, we love to shut them up.
Bradshaw, you have a whole lot of preparing to do. Lita won't be able to help you in the ring with me. You can't break down the Great Wall Of Chyna not even with your pathetic Clothesline from hell. When you're on the side with The Dead Man himself, Hell doesn't even compare, and you have p!ssed me off. Remember this, Hell Hath No Fury like a woman scorned. I know some people are intimidated by the fact of a woman beating the crap out of them, well, Don't treat me like a woman, Don't treat me like a man, Don't treat me like you know me, Treat me for just who I am and how badly I beat you.
You all have been worned, now get yourselves ready, because There will be Chaos coming, Carnage in the ring, and a path of Destruction left behind. CCD will hurt everyone in their path.
*As the music starts up again Chyna throws the mic over the ropes onto the floor for one of the ringside crewmen to take care of. The five one by one exit the ring, then they head back up the ramp, and disappear behind the curtain.*
OOC: No OOC Message.
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