Chaotic Carnage & Destruction
AUSTIN 3:16
*"Austin 3:16" The familiar theme of Chaotic Carnage and Destruction member Stone Cold Steve Austin blares around the arena. The fans rise up screaming as Stone Cold Steve Austin walks out from behind the curtain. He isn't alone as fellow CCD member, his wife, and his partner in the upcoming Raw match follows him out. Debra Austin! He is wearing jean shorts, and a black with white lettered Austin 3:16 Shirt with black boots and his black knee brace over his left knee. Debra has on a small black with silver lettered Stone Cold Baby-T and low cut-off jean shorts. They walk down the rampway together, and at the bottom Stone Cold climbs the steel steps and sits on the second rope as Debra climbs the steps. Stone Cold continues holding down the rope for her to have easier access to the ring. She climbs in and he follows. They walk to opposite sides of the ring and each climb the turnbuckles throwing both of their arms in the air. They do this continuously until both have been on all four turnbuckles. Once finished Stone Cold demands a microphone, and the ring announcer gives him one. He walks to the center of the ring with his wife. His music ends and the fans sit down to hear what the duo has to say.
Stone Cold: Oh hell yeah! Stone Cold has had one hell of a break, and even though you saw Rikishi picking up a cheap victory here last week, you can be for d@mn sure that Stone Cold was still trying to get over one of the biggest hang overs of his lfe, but that's all fine and dandy, because this week Stone Cold has bigger fish to fry. Hell these two boys are about like catfish, over sized and equally as stupid. Let's start with you Rosey, you come out here jiggeling your belly over over place like some large piece of trash acting like you should own this place, but as far as I am concerned any wrestler that has gone up against you has owned you like the stuipd son of a b!tch that you are. Hell son if I had a name like Rosey I would be a jobber too. Hell you don't stand a snowball's chance in hell around me. To be quite honost with ya, I think that you are a jack@$$ and that you need to be taught a little bit of a lesson on whoopin' @$$ and if there was ever the man to be doing that it is ol' Stone Cold Steve Austin! Even though you may run your mouth about how great you think you are, when reality hits, and you find yourself staring at your little watch and it strikes three sixteen, you should know that you are about to get your @$$ handed to you, because that is what I am in this business for and what I am going to do. I did not come all of the way to the Immortal Xtreme Wrestling Federation to be dealing with children, I came to raise a whole lot of hell, and rosey that is exactly what I am going to do. One way or another Stone Cold needs to beat some @$$ since yours is now and in front of me, and a target I could hit with my bow and arrow from a mile away, I guess that you are just the unlucky silly b@st@rd that has to take the punishment. Once I am through with kicking you and beating the living hell out of you I will be moving on to that partner of yours Jamal. Jamal, I hope that you realize that when you step through those ropes, right after you d@mn near stomp a whole in the ring like an elephant walking on paper, and you stand in your corner you are going to look directly across the ring from you right into the beady eyes of Stone Cold Steve Austin. You might want to take a picture, it lasts longer, because that is the absolute last time that you will be seeing much of anything straight for a while, because I will get you in a knock down drag out fight, stomp a mudhole in ya then proceed to walk that som b!tch dry! Ya fat b@st@rd, something you will come to realize very quick is that Stone Cold is the world's toughest son of a b!tch and whether you are a one hundred pounder soaking wet like Spike Dudley or are overgrown like you and your grand canyon @$$ crack that noone is safe from the wrath of three sixteen. In case you didn't know that comes from Austin three sixteen which says I just whooped Rosey and Jamal's @$$es! One by d@mn one by d@mn one you will get the tar beat out of you, and I will stop when I get tired of playing with your pathetic @$$ and decide to move on. It won't be long until I drop youon your stack of pancake necks with the stunner, one, two, three the referee is raising Stone Cold's hand in victory, and you have just become just another piece of trash in my ring. Both of you will be learning that this is no three minute warning, oh hell no, this is your three minute and sixteen second warning, which is probably the amount of time it is going to take me to beat you. Once I knocked you on your fat @$$ I will have to wait for the rolls to stop bouncing all over the d@mn place so I can pin your @$$. I hope you two aren't big fans of winning, because your losing streak will just continue to grow at my hands. Let me send out a special message to Batista. I know that these two are your boys, but you better be well informed, that Stone Cold does give two d@mns how big you think you are, if you step into Stone Cold's ring and you think you are going to get your little @$$ involved you can guarand@mntee yourself that Stone Cold will beat your @$$ accordingly, because that is just what I do. and THAT'S THE BOTTOM LINE 'CUZ STONE COLD SAID SO!
*Stone Cold hands the microphone to Debra.*
Debra: Now I don't know why Shane McMahon put little ole me in this men's match, but I am guessing that it has something to do with the fact that he thinks Rosey and Jamal are just a couple of over grown cry baby girls. I have no problem opening two super sized cans of whoop-butt, however Rosey starting with you, if I don't beat you like you deserve to be beaten I bet my husband Stone Cold Steve Austin will do just fine. I will take you and I will beat you from pillar to post and up and down every aisle in the arena. Rosey, like what Steve said to Jamal, when you look across the ring, you will be staring into the beady eyes of one Debra Austin. By the power of the puppies, I will slap the tar out of you like a school child. It won't be too long from now when I am enjoying a cold one, a cold lemonade that is in victory celebration to beating you. Forget that I will be having me my Debraweiser, that's just my homemade lemonade that goes great with my cookies. Rosey don't be getting yourself too excited, it is obvious you don't miss many meals, but don't be expecting to be getting any of this, because hunny, I don't particuarly like you, and I think that when I whoop your butt all over the place, you probably are not going to be liking me too much, but as you can tell, I really don't seem to care much. One way or another you will have your butt handed back to you, because that is just the way of Chaotic Carnage and Destruction. Now I did not join into CCD just to be some lady in the background, I can't wait to tear into you since you are one of the world's absolute dumbest son of a snitch! I apologize for my harsh language, but people like you just make me so angry. Ya silly bad person with no father when you see the numbers three one six, you can bet that it is your butt that is about to get stomped by someone that goes by the name of Austin. Whether it be Stone Cold Steve Austin, or Debra Austin either way you will be flat on your back counting ceiling tiles as you lose. Then there is your partner Jamal. I hope you listened intently to Steve, because what he said is the truth. You really can guarandarntee yourself that the Austin's are coming to town and we are not stopping until we have beaten you senseless. We will beat the snot out of you, because that is just our way. What we don't like we beat up, therefore you will get beaten up quite badly at my hands. I never expected to be leaving the women's division, but I have no problem fighting girls who should be in the women's division. Debra just wants to raise a whole lot of heck around here. Beating the two if you would be just fine for me. Whether I have to hit you with the Puppy Power Slap, or my new personal favorite the Puppy Stunner and drop you on your neck you can bet that it will not be long until the time that I have pinned your shoulders to the mat being sure to leave no chance for victory with you. It is for darn sure that the world will see why Debra Austin is the world's toughest daughter of a finch. One by darn one by darn one I will throw your butts around the ring, over the ropes, and wherever you need to be sent just to be sure there is no chance in heck for you to get out of there without me leaving some marks on you to signify what a horrible person you are and how much better I am. You may not think of me as a significant wrestling competitor, but you can ask Steve I know how to play it rough. Now you may not be getting the type of rough action that Steve gets, but I know how to fight too. On my road to restoring the smoking skull women's championship you stand in my way little girls so prepare to be removed. Please don't think of having Batista try and save you, because he is just a taller girl then you, since you couldn't have super model friends you just chose a tall woman to suffice. Batista you step in that ring and I will whoop your butt like no other and that is a guarantee. The Austin's are the last people that you want to mess with, after this Raw when we make an example out of the both of you it will only be a matter of time before we get the recognition we deserve and get the matches we should be getting and that's the bottom line WHAT?! I said And That's The Bottom Line WHAT?! If you didn't hear me the first two times I shouldn't have to say it again, but AND THAT'S THE BOTTOM LINE BECAUSE MRS. STONE COLD STEVE AUSTIN SAID SO!
*"Austin 3:16" starts back up again as Debra sets the microphone down in the ring. Both Stone Cold Steve Austin and Debra pick a turnbuckle to climb and throw their arms in the air, then Stone Cold goes back to hold the ropes down for Debra again. She climbs out and the fans are standing up again screaming. The Austins walk up the rampway and disappear behind the curtain. The music stops and the fans sit down again hoping for more exciting things on IXWF Raw knowing not much could top that.*
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