Chaotic Carnage & Destruction
 
AUSTIN 3:16
*"Dead Man Walking" is heard as CCD's music hits. Out walks Stone Cold Steve Austin and The Heart Break Kid Shawn Michaels comes out from the back. The crowd is cheering as the two walk down the ramp. Shawn Michaels is doing his usual prancing as Stone Cold just walks down the ramp ready to beat somebody down. They climb into the ring. When they do Stone Cold jumps up on the turnbuckle and throws his arms in the air. As he does Shawn Michaels does his trademark flex and pose while pyrotechnics fire off behind him and Austin. Once they end the music fades out and the two men stand in the middle of the ring. A tech crew member slides a couple of microphones in the rings, they pick them up and the screaming fans begin to quiet down.*
HBK Shawn Michaels: Oh it feels oh so good, to be back! That's right jack once again Stone Cold Steve Austin, the rompin' stompin', beer drinking, hell raising, tough son of a gun, right next to yours truly, the showstopper, the main event, the icon of sports entertainment today! The Heart Break Kid, Shawn Michaels, as yet again Chaotic, Carnage, and Destruction team up to take on all comers and wipe the floor with them, I personally can't wait. With Steve-O here watching my back, I know, beyond the shadow of a doubt that there's no way that I could be defeated in this very ring. Because you see, you can line up all comers, tell every person in the back, and time and time again we will put them all down one by one, because they just can't stand up to hold a candle to C-C-D! Now lots of people have been asking questions, can CCD still hang tough, do they still have it? Do they have what it takes to do what they've done each and every time they've teamed up and the answer is quite simply, yes! Lot's of rumors have been flying because we know that our people out there, the Kliq are not like some of our opponents on Exodus, you aren't well...dumb no ho hoooo. You can clearly see that as it stands CCD doesn't have the numbers that it once did, now it's just Stone Cold and HBK. The Rock is around, but he hasn't given ol' HBK or S-C-S-A over here a ring-a-ding-ding, or answered any of our messages, so we must assume that he needs his own time and space right now. And of course the same thing is for The Undertaker. He's fighting for a championship right after our match, and apparently down in Death Valley the dead man doesn't take incoming phone calls. Others are just staying at home like Chyna, and Debra right now. That's just fine, we'll be able to keep on going on without them. Believa-a-you me nothing will make us stumble on our rise to the top. Right Steve? *cough* *cough*
Stone Cold Steve Austin: Oh hell no, don't even go there now Michaels, Yeah last week Stone Cold had a run in with The Rock, and a little run in with Triple H, and did Stone Cold come out on the winning end of that battle? No, but that's fine, those boys put up on hell of a fight and I can't do anything but respect that, but if you think for one second that, that kind of behavior is going to continue, you can bet your bottom dollar you cross paths with Stone Cold Steve Austin, that I will drop you on your neck, pin you for a one, two, three, eh-EH! It's all over. So Stone Cold took one little bump, hell, it happens every now and then. I've whooped The Rock before, I've whooped Triple H before, and son I'll do it again in a heart beat, but those two right now are of no concern to me. The only thing that is a concern to me is what is the next piece of trash to come through the curtain to step up and get his @$$ whooped! Stone Cold's been sitting at home having one beer, two beers, three beers, four beers, oh hell it's been one beer after another, just waiting for the next chance to get in here and beat some @$$ in this ring. That time is right now on Exodus I heard four sorry sons of b!tches plan on stepping into that ring and fighting for the tag team championships, something that not a d@mn one of those sorry excuses of garbage deserve to be holding. Stone Cold and Shawn Michaels have been doing this for one hell of a long time, and we aren't ready to stop just yet. I was d@mn happy to get a call from Shane McMahon to hear that the IXWF was once again open for business. Now I don't trust that son of a b!tch as far as I could throw the little b@st@rd because he and I have had our problems in the past around here, but that's not what's at the fore front of our battle right now. All I know is that I'm ready for a fight, and I know that I'm going to get one, so come on down any d@mn one of you to get your @$$es handed to you!
HBK Shawn Michaels: Which brings me to my next point, you see there's lots of policies that go around this business. Lot's of rules and regulations and it seems to me that one of them tends to get looked over quite often. Once that was brought up long ago, one that requires no signatures, it just requires that you abide by it, because you are given no other choice. It does not matter who you are, what you've done, or what you plan to do, when you get into the ring with any member of CCD you must abide by the classic, H.Y.Y.A.P.! That's right ladies and gentleman Chaotic, Carnage, and Destruction proudly brings back to each and every one of you, the Hand You Your *holds mic up*
Crowd: @$$!
HBK Shawn Michaels: Policy! The guarantee that when you step in the ring your hind end will be ripped off and then served right back to you, because there's no way on God's oh so green earth that anybody could survive being int he rign with both yours truly and the rattlesnaked himself!
Stone Cold Steve Austin: Your d@mn right, on Exodus there's going to be a whole lot of hell raisin' and @$$ kicking! Rob Van Dam, Sabu, Christian, Tyson Tomko, you can invite every one of your d@mn @$$es down to the ring. You want to go extreme, hardcore, fight dirty, or fight d@mn stupid you pick your poisen, because you can try your hardest, but time and time again you will find my black boot stomping on your ego inflated heads crushing any and all chances that any of you had at becoming tag team champions. CCD is always looking for a fight, since you four are going to bring the fight into our yard, right into our home, we'll be more than happy to show you around the place, from pillar to post, to up and down every aisle in the arena. Like Michaels over here said, like it or not it doesn't matter, and I don't give a d@mn you will be handed your own @$$ and that's the bottom line, because Stone Cold and Shawn Michaels SAID SO!
*The CCD theme picked up as Stone Cold and Shawn Michaels put the mic downs and headed towards the back.*
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*The camera finds Stone Cold out in the parking lot. He looks at the camera.*
Stone Cold Steve Austin: Oh hell, you know I've been feeling just a little bit PISSED off lately! Last week that pissed me off, this week I'm pissed off because I have to waste my time with people like Rob Van Dam and Sabu. Who in the hell? I've got one guy who from what I hear likes to do drugs, and another who needs so many drugs because he does nothing but hurt himself. These two are supposed to be a tag team standing up against Stone Cold Steve Austin? Oh hell no, line those sum b!tches up and let them come get the @$$ whooping that they deserve just for looking so d@mn funny. Speaking of looking so d@mn funny, Christian and Tyson Tomko? That snidley medely mouthed creepy little b@st@rd and that tall worthless piece of trash teamed up here in the IXWF? Somebody please tell me just where in the hell the sanity of this place is going. Those two teaming seem like they'd do about as well as a one legged man in an @$$ kicking contest. Christian and Tyson Tomko aren't worth the time it takes me to pop the top of another beer, which is something I'd rather be doing than having to come out and kick their @$$es around the ring, but since it's just that time for the four of them to come out and get an @$$ kicking I say get in line. Rob Van Dam, Sabu, Christian, Tomko, I don't give a d@mn who you are, or who you think you are all I know is that the bigger you are the more @$$ there is to kick and the littler you are, the farther your @$$ goes flying when I kick it. There's not going to be any playing games around here, four sons of b!tches want to come after the tag team championships, but they'll have to kill me and Shawn before they could even get close to touching the gold straps. Two teams, four men, a whole lot of hell raisin', sounds like my kind of party. Who doesn't like knocking people down and reminding them of who's in charge.
Hell I know that I'm a part of the greatest tag team this federation has ever seen. Right alongside Shawn Michaels, one of the greatest performers I've ever seen. For the longest time I didn't trust a single person around here or anywhere, but Shawn Michaels has earned my trust and that's first off hard to do, and second that's d@mn important in the tag team division. You have to know that you can rely on the people that are standing next to you. I know that I can rely on Shawn Michaels. He's a d@mn fine wrestler, and ol' Stone Cold knows that when you put the rattlesnake and the Heart Break Kid next to each other, ain't nobody going to be able to survive. Just like Shawn to me, I know I'm going to be there to be his partner and step in whenever needed. I'll be d@mned before I ever leave a man high and dry it's just not something that Stone Cold does. What Stone Cold does do is raise hell, drink beer, and win championships. Stone Cold and Shawn Michaels will be the tag team champions AND THAT'S THE BOTTOM LINE 'CUZ STONE COLD SAID SO!
*Scene fades out.*
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*Shawn Michaels is in the back interview area. He holds one finger up as if he's just bursting with thoughts...he begins to speak.*
HBK Shawn Michaels: Ah, you know people have been asking me, they say, Shawn! What is it like to climb into that ring knowing that Stone Cold Steve Austin is your partner and how does that work for your game plan in the ring? Well you see, I love knowing that whether I'm about to get in the ring with one, two or four opponents that I have none other than the rattlesnake watching my back, because let me tell you. I've been around this game an awefully long time, and I've learned that if you don't have someone tough watching your back, somebody is going to hit you from behind. Nobody likes to be blindsided, and I know that with Stone Cold I can rely on him to be there. The rattlesnake has shown me time and time again that he is one of the greatest superstars to ever set foot in this business. Hey, I'll give the man some credit, he may have beaten me, once, twice...a few ti...oh it doesn't really matter, the point is he has beaten me which is no easy task I know that much. Knowing that and knowing that I am the one and only Heart Break Kid Shawn Michaels, knowing that I am one of the greatest to ever step foot in the ring, it's a whole lot more comforting to go into the match feeling as confident as ever that I will be walking away from the match as a real winner. You can take a look at the other four guys in the ring and I can already tell that they live in fear of having to try and take on C.C.D. but who can blame them, because what team has CCD not stomped through here in the IXWF? One after another after another, much like the way Stone Cold likes to drink his beers the opponents will be falling victim and all will be proven when Shawn Michaels and Stone Cold Steve Austin are walking out of that ring, four others are being carried out, and we are holding high the Immortal Xtreme Wrestling Federation Tag Team Championships just phase one of the takeover!
So Rob Van Dam and Sabu, you two can be as crazy as you want to be. You can go as far as you want to, but know this, no matter what you do, no matter where you go, it won't be good enough, it won't be far enough, because each and every time you turn around there will be a member of CCD kicking your tail all around the ring. Everytime you knock down Shawn Michaels, he'll just pop right back up and be more in your face than ever before. You two might want to start looking to different places in this federation, because this division simply isn't it for you! Then Christian and Tyson Tomko, the two of you are probably the most handicapped team in the match. Christian, I understand you have the slightest, littlest bit of *gulp* talent, if that's what you want to call it, but anyone who is teaming up with Tyson Tomko has mental issues they need to see a psychiatrist about. I can already see it, the two of you failing like no team has ever failed before, because you don't have a team, you have a couple of boys trying to do the job that only real men should be worrying about. You two just step aside please. All four of you, Christian, Tomko, Rob Van Dam, Sabu, all you boys could save a lot of time, and a whole lot of embarrassment by just staying home. I would hate to be in your shoes, I thank God that I am not, because this is not going to be pretty. Not that any one of you would be considered pretty going into the match, but especially upon leaving it, it's just looking like it's going to be a complete, total, and utter, massacre! I'm sure that none of you fully comprehend just what kind of mess that you have gotten yourselves into, for this will be a battle the likes of which none of you have ever fought. You will truly learn what all of the people in the past of the IXWF have learned, You don't mess with Chaotic, Carnage, and Destruction, because you've already lost!
*Shawn Michaels walks away and the scene fades out.*
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*A camera is in the back with Michael Cole as Shawn Michaels steps out of the CCD locker room. He has a giant smile on his face.*
Michael Cole: Shawn, you seem quite happy, can I ask what is on your mind?
HBK Shawn Michaels: Haha, funny you should ask, Todd...wait your name is Todd right?
Michael Cole: No actually it's Michael?
HBK Shawn Michaels: Hmmm, well how about I call you Todd, you look like a Todd I once knew a certain pettengill...I think he's doing prank call CD's now, but anyway Todd. CCD has made a blockbuster move, bigger than any MLB trade, bigger than the NFL draft, bigger than chinese players in the NBA, We just made a HUGE acquisition, but you won't be finding out until later on, because it's a surprise so big if I tell you, then I won't be surprised myself.
Michael Cole: But you already kn...
HBK Shawn Michaels: Ah-ah Todd, don't be a buzzkill. How about you run along, be a good Todd, because right now...we are out!
*Scene fades.*
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OOC: Yeah, this is 50% of my goal for this week, but as per usual, things came up. Maybe next time I'll try writing my rp days before deadline as opposed to hours lol.
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