The Badd Boy: Evidentally I need to clear up some misconceptions that are held by Mr. Steelhart and Mr. Carthallion. First off Jarred, you were mentioning how the last time you saw me with Franchize I was layed out. Well you would be referring to the attack he made where need I remind you that you and Primetime were also laid out on the ground. That happens to most anyone when attacked. If you would have paid close attention in our last match I beat him so badly he was unable to compete until his recent return. However, bravo on your idea of the fact that we may give you the most of your trouble. The other opponents are Big Mastadon and Titan, even you the jobber of the year could lay them out. You brought up many good points about why we can't work together as a team, and how you can with Steelhart. I can't take that away from you, but it is something I will personally address much later on. The fact is this, there is a certain pleasure I gain when getting my hands on you, because I never miss having the fun I have with you when beating you senseless. I enjoy it, really I do. So when we come to the ring on Shockwave, I don't give a freakin' d@mn what you do to Franchize, but you can guarantee that I have no intentions of allowing myself to be the one pinned. That is what my whole goal is, survival of the fittest, I don't need to work as a team, I just need to survive. I might even get a little revenge from the last time I had to tag with Justin. If you say that I need salvation and redemption though, you need to remember you need this win to save your @$$ and redeem yourself from the numerous times in a row you have had your shoulders pinned to the mat recently. You are such a hypocrite with your DCW though Jarred, because did you not mock me for holding onto my roots in Total Attitude Wrestling? Is that not the same type of feeling you get when you hold onto your acheivements in Dark Circle Wrestling? I won't mock you, because I will not become a shell of what you are. Just remember that the next time you decide to start crying about me and my roots. Let us just say however that you do some how manage to pin Biggie, titan, or Franchize to pull off the victory, because to the best of my knowledge this is not elimination so my supposed team doesn't even have to be there for you to gain a victory, but let us say you make it to the next step to fight Wasabi and Raptor. Good luck to you, because personally I think they will hand you your @$$ on a silver platter, but saying you even make it past that. Guess who will be nipping at your heels the whole way? You are d@mn right I will be, and I know Primetime wants it just as badly. the both of us will be right there knocking down the door to you and Steelhart just dying to take away what you have so unrightfully earned. I will answer your question though, can I trust Franchize? Hell no I can't, and yes I will be continually watching over my shoulder, being sure he doesn't have the opportunity to get anything over on me. Just do not over estimate him, because his violent urges are nothing more than a black cat fire cracker when held with an open hand, but when I get in that ring it is as if you took a stick of dynamite and clenched your fist around as much of it as possible then lit the fuse. Just like your Dark Maze self that you fell into for a period of time BOOM! Before you know it all is gone, and I get the pleasure of your destruction. You do not realize how much that pleases me ever so. It has been a long time since we have had the opportunity to face each other. So Jarred, the question I have for you is this, are you ready to job yet again? Maybe a loss to Titan would do you some good. Just for being a good sport he may give you one of his own or Biggie's gay porns that they were leaving scattered about. I don't know about you, but that bothers me a bit. Whatever gets your jollies off though Jarred. I have only recently been getting any competion, I hope you do your best, because that only makes me want to do better. Shall we see you come to yet another Jobbendary end?
*The Badd Boy looks around, stretches a bit, then looks back into the camera.*
The Badd Boy: Then there is your buddy Rob Steelhart. Hey Rob, don't fool yourself with your flowery words, and quit blowing smoke up your own butt. You think Franchize is the only reason I beat you? Who had to resort to a low blow? Just out of curiousity. Maybe you looked over that small minor detail. Which isn't really minor I was just being a smart@$$. You know Rob I almost feel as if you have most of your focus on me. No that does not scare me rather, I take that as a compliment. Since you are so certain that Ican not beat you, how about come First Blood it is me verse you for the intercontinental championship in a no disqualification, no interference match up and we will be able to see just who is the real badd man Your biggest ordeal is that you want me to come full circle, because I was the man who made that happen unto you. Well Mr. Steelhart, allow me to introduce you to another one of my tricks. You see your full circle, is nothing more than a vicious cycle, and I like to break the cycle, set a new standard, break the mold, do it all. So one more shall join your non fire and brimstone but might as well be devil worshipping group. Maybe everything thus far has been just a big ploy with Franchize since he is one of your buddies and that in fact he will turn on me yet again. Well if someone turns on him first he won't have the opportunity. Not giving away anything, just stating the fact if I even think he is trying to do anything funny. If it were to be Primetime, that would be his biggest mistake aligning with the likes of you and Jarred, but I am for sure that he is not planning that. It could be Biggie, or Titan, gee wouldn't you love to just keep me and everyone guessing? Well here is another little secret I already follow one of the points to your attitude, it's the Just Too Badd attitude, and like you I don't give a d@mn! Rob it is you who will get stuck in the past, I already put you there once, and you are just doing your d@mndest to get out of it. As far as your back woods go, I don't carea bout the back woods, I prefer to put you in the whipping shed. Yes, I would like a clean victory, that is why I hope that you accept my challenge. So round one goes to me, well you, you are entering round two where for the second straight time you get knocked out. You know, no matter the outcome of this match I will see you again at a later date and time and I will be sure to defeat you. Nothing comes at a cheap price, victory, very hard to get especially when facing someone like me, but fear not, you shall be ghosted, and you will become a nothing, because I am not nearly done playing around with you yet Steelhart. It has been a while since I have had someone to feud with, and well, with you beating Franchize you just happened to put yourself in that position where I had you beaten, you just wouldn't want to admit it. Of course when you have this belief within yourself that you may be immortal then everyone like you needs a reality check. Don't bother welcoming me to the black mass, i will just welcome you to the Badd mass. Welcome to my little niche in the world, where things aren't always so dark, I would love to invite you in, I will hand out a free @$$ whoopin' to you. So Robbie, what is it going through your head night after night? I want to know what is it that makes you keep on ticking. You are quite the interesting character, I will give you that much credit, but being an interesting character is not enough, because talking dark, and trying to sound bad does nothing to the baddest man on the planet. You are so obcsessed with this dark side of yours, and your having fun with Talon are going to talk to Collector. You know he was so great in your old arena, but here he was the television champ, then he became anothing, because after seeing the competition around here he simply vanished. He must have seen the prodigy of me entering this place, because even upon entering I was defeating your partner, whom I think could beat you we should see some time. Maybe the two of you should take each other one, it is only a matter of time before the group that Jarred is involved in drowns anyway.
So Jim, how was your first time on the camera?
Jim: I guess I had to get broken in sometime. I like it here.
The Badd Boy: Well I hope you enjoy your stay with the EMF. Anytime you get bored and I am around just let me know and we can make a few more of these. You get paid, my word gets out to my opponents, it all works out in the end. Catch ya later.
Jim: Yeah thanks, bye.
*The Badd Boy heads back to his car where Ashlee is standing there next to it viewing the "BADDBOY" license plates and as The Badd Boy walks up to her she gives him a bit of a glare.*
Ashlee: When did you buy this?
The Badd Boy: Today.
Ashlee: How bad did it hurt our account?
The Badd Boy: Didn't even put a dent in it.
Ashlee: A christmas present to yourself?
The Badd Boy: Well yeah, but don't worry I got you the greatest gift.
Ashlee: Well that is good, I can't wait to see it.
The Badd Boy: You know I heard you had some to drink at club Adaki.
Ashlee: Yeah so.
The Badd Boy: sometimes I worry that you are going to become a spousal abuser. You know I don't like it when you do that.
Ashlee: It's just a social drink.
The Badd Boy: Just wanted to make sure you remembered I don't like you drinking.
Ashlee: Ok so I will put that into consideration maybe next time.
The Badd Boy: Ok, so did you hear about Jarred's plans?
Ashlee: Oh about putting me in the cage?
The Badd Boy: Yeah, you aren't going to give him the pleasure are you?
Ashlee: I haven't decided yet, I will let everyone know.
The Badd Boy: Ok.
Ashlee: Well I am going to go grab a seat, and maybe see about that front row ticket reserved for me for when I decide what I want to do.
The Badd Boy: Sounds good, meet me in the locker room in an hour.
Ashlee: I'll be there.
*Ashlee walks inside.*
The Badd Boy: Crap, I need to be sure I get something for her really nice for christmas.
*The Badd Boy goes inside. Fifteen minutes later he walks into a locker room marked "DGNR8".*
The Badd Boy: Hey, DGNR8, you in here?
*Degenerate who heard the door opening is hiding in the closet holding his breath.*
The Badd Boy: Guess not.
*The Badd Boy closes the door then breathes a sigh of relief. He steps out, and goes to his duffel bag. He pulls out a George W. Bush mask then goes outside. He grabs the closest camera man and chases down the hallway towards Badd Boy whom he could see just at the end. He catches up to him.*
DGNR8: Hey it's me Badd Boy. Heard you were looking for me.
The Badd Boy: Gee DGNR8, you look different.
DGNR8: Must be the hair cut. Anyways, I saw you earlier, with your own camera man.
The Badd Boy: Yeah so.
DGNR8: You are cheating, you didn't use my interviewing services.
The Badd Boy: The people can only take so much.
DGNR8: Yeah of your boredom, anyways let us get on with it already. So blah blah blah, uh, Big Snuffleupagus aka Big Mastadon and Titan, say your peace now or hold it forever or some jazz like that.
The Badd Boy: Big Mastadon, well newcomer, what may I ask is your problem? I saw that you had gay pornography films lying around your house. We weren't supposed to believe those were yours? I would hate to ask if Titan is really your friend, or one the play toys you shared with the guy that was here for about one match, the person called unreal. I tell you, the both of you would have been perfect together you sick freaks. You know a long time ago when Prez Mike was actually a not too bad guy to talk to we talked about you and your athletic abilities. He was willing to trade you off on a whim, that tells me you are no prize possession. Just means that really, you are a nothing. If in a federation that is always looking for competition the president so freely wants to get rid of one man, that says that the one man just simply did not have what it took to make it. You even got beat by my jobbing little brother Wes. Is that just not the absolute most pathetic you can be? I would say that it is. So what happens when we step into the ring. I would love to get my hands on you to beat you, because I love racking up wins over the new talent. I really think though if you couldn't pull off a victory over Wes then I am sure that even Franchize could beat you if he half@$$ed it, and that is saying quite a bit because him, you or Titan would lose to the likes of Jarred and Steelhart. Once again even saying even more. This tag match is going to be quite the event, but if I were a gambler and wanted to put money down on someone I felt was going to lose, you would be the first ones that I count out, because honostly you are only in the match for pity, in hopes that if you feel like you are gaining opportunities then you will continue to strive for the federation and stick around so that they have active bodies around here to be kicked around. Biggie, I have been watching you over the past few weeks push yourself to the hardest that you could, and I thought I was watching the mini-wrestlers battle. If that's all the effort you can put forth in driving yourself I would hate to know what type of effort you put into playing with yourself when you feel like watching a movie. Is that what is going to make you do better in this match? Having five other guys, or will that be more of a distraction? Oh well if that is the route you take, maybe you should follow Franchize or Jarred a little closer, or if you hurry up and run you might be able to catch Unreal. so what about that lacky partner of yours, Titan? Oooh, the name, it scares me enough as it is. Psh, right, whatever. Just the lacky for Whackshisdon. lackies, never seem to do much better, and whatever your leader does you are stuck with the outcome. Oh I am sorry, I said the word stuck, I didn't accidentally excite you or anything did I? Just wanted to make sure. Anywho, just as I was saying, when Mastadon just shows how much of a loser he is, you are stuck with being a loser too. You don't get much of a choice. Now everyone else is writing you off to be a loser, along with you two Mastadon. The both of you are just being pushed aside by the others, a mistake I won't make, because I am very aware of the fact that as soon as you take someone too lightly they pull the quick victory over you and then there is nothing that can be done about it. You know, whatever. I don't particuarly care, because though I won't take you lightly, I wouldn't take you as seriously as I would people like Jarred or Steelhart. Like Jarred said in revearse they will be my toughest opponents. Your team may be able to function as a team, but even as a team I could take the both of you out, and if you don't believe me we will have to watch for the outcome of this match. Though for the unfortunate bad luck of the both of you, you are just going to be in the crossfire, and anything that happens between me, Franchize, Jarred, Steelhart, and whoever else may or may not get involved you get the short end of the stick and no that was not an insult crack at your manhood, because only the both of you can vouch for each other. Either way you will be hearing a very familiar sound. One...two...three!
DGNR8: Bravo, anything else? At least tell us the scoop on Franchize as your partner, or more about Jarred. The camera needs more, and it is your job to give it to them.
The Badd Boy: Whatever. In all the match will be a tough one. Jarred, as I mentioned before I always enjoy a good fight with someone like you. Quite a competitor you are, one of the toughest I have faced. Ok, enough nice talk, frankly I can't stand you and you can't stand me. Either way it makes for a good fight. However calling you a competitor is about all of the compliments you will be able to ring out of me, because there just simply isn't anything else nice to say about you. When dealing with me a true force of one, maybe you should consider giving up some of your nasty habits, and stick those cigars of yours where they would make you happier, right where the son don't shine. Sorry, now you sound like Big Mastadon. Bring your soul reaver, and your legendary end to the ring, because all I have to do is hit my move and snap your d@mned neck and you are out like a light. Then your partner Steelhart, just another annoying being in the ring. Steelhart, you lost once you will lose again. I don't care if I am a one man team, you reap what you sow, and all you have earned is your own @$$. Mastadon, Titan, losers, jobbers *cough* kind of like Jobber Carthallion *cough*. 'Nuff said.
However, Justin Franchize. Long time no see. Have you had a nice fall? Ran into any concrete floors while being thrown of cages stacked three high recently? I guess not. Why you are my partner I don't know, and I don't care. You whipped your @$$ once and the president agreed with me that with your p!$$ poor preformance you didn't deserve any rematch. Even before that predicament when we last teamed together when taking on Matt Dragon and Mr E you turned on me. I knew you would I just didn't know the exact time, and I was for the most part onto your game, because you are sloppy and you left behind too many clues. Come time for us to team together, I intend on going on it basically on my own. If you want in the ring don't look for a tag you better make your own, and don't tag me if I want it I will tag you with a fist to the face. By the end of it, if I decide that you need a good butt kicking, then I will hand you one if I so please, and if I win, then I am not taking my title shot with you in my corner. It is Primetime, or noone especially someone who I would rather obliterate. You remember that, because you sicken me. One sick f*ck? How about one Stupid f*ck? Yeah, have a Badd Day I am out of here.
*The Badd Boy pushes DGNR8 aside and goes back to his locker room. He goes in and Ashlee having finished everything she needed to take care of follows. DGNR8 pulls off his mask with the coast being clear.*
Degenerate: Well I know the mask had him fooled, but I hope he knows I was just kidding about most of that stuff I said he typically talks to me more. Oh well.
*Degenerate Shrugs as the screen fades.*
