Role Play Background: So The Badd Boy is able to defeat Wesley Ikeda, the little brother for a shot at the Intercontinental Championship. The holder of that belt is none other than Wasabi. How will things go down? We will find out at Evolution. Two men whom have evolved through time, and a battle that in it of itself has evolved. Could the Pay-Per-View be more appropriate? Let us get the thoughts of the Baddest man in the business.
*The Camera finds The Badd Boy talking to Degenerate in the back.*
Degenerate: Oooh, they are giving you a serious match finally eh?
The Badd Boy: Serious? We are talking about Wasabi right?
*Degenerate looks at The Badd One with Wasabi's trademarked confused look (tm).*
Degenerate: It beats jobberville with people like....Wesley Ikeda!
The Badd Boy: True, true, but you know man, I am still not in good shape after that accident a while back. Doctor says basically that I am a complete idiot for getting back in the ring, but he cleared me.
Degenerate: Well we never claimed you to be the bright one.
The Badd Boy: Yes we did.
Degenerate: We did?
The Badd Boy: Yeah.
Degenerate: Oh....must have been having a Steve Hiroko slash Hardcore Timmay moment. Being high without needing the drugs.
The Badd Boy: I hear they are one in the same.
Degenerate: SHHHHHHH! If the prez hears you say that you are as good as gone!
The Badd Boy: Oh my badd.
Degenerate: So what do you think you will say to Wasabi, it has been quite some time since that er...um....incident.
The Badd Boy: I really don't know, but when the time is right, I'll let loose off of the top of my head.
Degenerate: So you would need an interviewer right?
The Badd Boy: I'll grab someone soon enough.
*Degenerate drops a dollar on the floor.*
Degenerate: Oh silly me, would you pick that up for me?
The Badd Boy: Sure.
*The Badd Boy bends over to pick up the dollar while Degenerate hurridly throws on a hat and a pair of sunglasses. The Badd Boy turns to Degenerate to give him the dollar, but instead finds DGNR8 who takes it.*
DGNR8: Oh thank you for the dollar, but there is no need to pay me for my excellent interviewing services. I got word from Degenerate that you needed to talk to someone. You need to...cut a promo for your match correct?
The Badd Boy: If that is what you want to call it, but I don't use that term when I speak. People know what is going on.
DGNR8: No no Mr. Badd Boy we can't be thinking we are better than everyone else you can say it.
The Badd Boy: No I refuse, and I don't think Iam better than anyone else.
DGNR8: Look, I need to get paid you need to say your peace just say the word.
The Badd Boy: No.
DGNR8: Come on you can do it, or no interview.
The Badd Boy: Fine...P-p-p...
DGNR8: Come on now, pronounce it.
The Badd Boy: P-p-r-o
DGNR8: Almost got it.
The Badd Boy: P-p-p-r-o-m
DGNR8: One more.
The Badd Boy: .....P-r-o-m-o.
DGNR8: All together now.
The Badd Boy: Promo.
DGNR8: There, now don't we feel better?
The Badd Boy: Not particuarly, I feel I was just cheapened.
DGNR8: It is ok. Now let us move on. First why don't we just say a few words about Wasabi. Why don't you tell us a bit about your past?
The Badd Boy: Our past....well as I recall when he first came to this federation I quickly got one victory upon him, then not long later, got a second one. That was before something tragic in his life must have happened, because he was a totally different person back then. Some might actually say he was...serious. I kind of liked him better that way, and that was the period in which I upped him by two. Now I am not denying that he was not a tough opponent, because he was. He was a hardcore little son of a b!tch, and I recall in our match for my Hardcore championship at that time he went for a Hang Time through the table, but I rolled out of the way and he missed. Then I capatalized. Oh the memories, when that stupid son of a b!tch Justin Frenchfries was reffing the match. Nevermind I don't want to talk about him, but anyways, Wasabi in the past was an incredible performer. I just happened to pull some over him. After my second victory over him we had a long period of time when we did not face each other. While me and the Best Wrestlers Organization, and yes I did just say the BWO on EMF television built up strong, that boy worked hard on his own little project called the wWo. Also known as the popular Wasabi World Order. Those crazy SOB's came out of nowhere blindsiding everyone, shipping the president to Iraq, and forced a match between the two of our factions. I'll admit defeat. I know why we lost, because in a tag match it is all about teamwork. Unfortunately half of my team was not really a part of the team, and their team worked like a well oiled machine. They did do quite amazing. With little jobber Wes hating me he was gone quickly, and Ashlee and I going through a rough period of time, she was not exactly out to see me succeed. When it came down to it, in the finals it was me versing Raptor and Wasabi. One on one is tough enough, but two on one, from two superstars that would go on to become world champions, that was just too much too bare. You know you just have to move on, I was able to pick up some valuable lessons from that time in my career, and I do owe quite a bit of that to Wasabi no matter how crazy that little guy is. Could I say that a little Badd Blood was left behind? Well, it isn't exactly fun to admit defeat after a nine month win streak, and handing me my first loss since my very first match in the EMF. Am I trying to brag about having a nice record? No, but when a man reaches an accomplishment that not many make it to, then he does like to bring that up, kind of like men who reign as world champion for a number of times.
DGNR8: Very, Very interesting. So how about the present time, how do you feel about him?
The Badd Boy: As everyone knows I have been sidelined from quite some time unfortunately. I have been keeping a close watch on all of the events though, and watching Wasabi mature in his character and wrestling abilities has been interesting. With his antics in and out of the ring he has made things quite different in the EMF and the fans I know have enjoyed it, because it has been out of the ordinary and set apart from any opposing organization. I feel like he is a great superstar, but he must not forget he has not been the only one who has been working hard and trying to improve to the best of their abilities. As most of the superstars have felt at some point in their careers being sidelined for a while and needing to go through rehabilitation is probably one of the most frustrating things one must do, but it puts a fire, a desire in their heart that is like none other and makes you reach where you have never reached before. That is what I am going through in the present moment. Am I feeling quite a bit of pain? You d@mn right I have been hurting, but that makes me move on, it makes me remember why I was out and why I wanted so much just to come back in and at any cost put everything on the line to maybe in a way get some revenge. Watching the television, watching backstabbers like Jarred, watching Wasabi do what he has needed to do to put himself in the position of being number one. I can't say that the road has been easy, but I can say that it will only get harder. I feel that the present moment is the time in which I must make a move. I am hoping that this time with Wasabi will be exactly what I need to put myself back in the big leagues. There are only two divisions around that I have not competed in and this is one of them, so I am hoping to excel in it so that The Badd Boy will not become a forgotten name, amongst many possible greats in the EMF. So to truly answer your question Mr. DGNR8, how do I feel about Wasabi right now? I feel like he is good, but he may think that he is too good. He tends to become over confident in his abilities and I don't like that. I feel that anyman who becomes so confident needs a bit of a wake-up call, and if I can be the man to be dialing the phone then that is what I want to do. To be Wasabi's fairly unpleasant Wake-up Call would be great, and I hope that I get that chance. I will not take him lightly, I will be looking to put him under and to be able to move on. His success in the EMF has gone on quite long enough, and since he won't do his best to get rid of the nWo once and for all then those of us against the nWo need to put him and his followers down so that the road block will no longer stand in the way and we can move on to take care of business. Currently, Wasabi is a marked man, and I will follow him until I can take him down, no man is nor ever will be invincible.
DGNR8: That is great, truly great. The History of the wWo, the present feelings, but what do you see the future being, between Wasabi and you? This has to go somewhere.
The Badd Boy: I would not say that he will become my greatest rival, I have that spot reserved for another superstar in this federation. However in the future I am sure that there will be more meetings between me and sushi boy, that is just not deniable. I look forward to having a future like that, because it takes many matches with one opponent to truly master the art of getting in their head and being able to fully use the art of ring psychology against them. Once you can get that mastered then you can defeat anyone. Wasabi is a messed up individual making it harder to understand completely where he is coming from, but I will do my best. I think, no wait, I know that I have what it takes to get the job done. Therefore when we step in the ring in the near future he will be the one to fall, and in the distant future the results will be the same. This will not be an easy match by no means, but se la vi. That is life, and we all must roll with the punches. The anticipation behind this match not only from the both of us I am sure as superstars, and by the suits in the company, but by the fans must be great. Very rarely can two face people pull off such a big match against each other, because face characters, are typically held on reserve not to go against each other. I am told it is bad for business, but from that perspective I do not think you can get better ratings then doing that. I do not want to look at this from a business perspective though, because I want to keep this in the perspective it is in. One man versus one man with laying a lot down on the line. That is in our future very soon, and soon it will become the present, then right after that the whole thing will become a faded past memory. The flow of time is like an ocean, so I was told by an old Native American woman author, therefore you can not judge the time by its distance, but rather by its importance. Our match now and our match down the line, neither has more importance now, but this Sunday at Evolution this one will hold the importance, because to get to our next encounter we must both fight through this one. To tell you the truth I enjoy that, some find that odd, but I like to live for that moment in time, when two men battle like titans and one gets left in the dust while the other is allowed to continue on freely almost as if nothing happened. That time is not far away, and soon enough you along with everyone except Wasabi and I will be witness to the action to see who is truly the better man. I will not say that the fans will be bored, because there will be a spectacle of a show put on, and that is what they want to see. The future for the both of us lies in our hands, and I feel as if I hold the best cards, the royal flush to put my opponent out of the picture for the time being. That DGNR8 is what I see as being the future between the sushi boy, and The Badd One...myself.
*The EMF cuts to a commercial break...Eat your wheaties! Then it returns to the same scene.*
DGNR8: Welcome everyone back to part two of this amazing interview with The Badd Boy Tony Ikeda. He has just given us his thoughts about the past, present, and future between him and Wasabi the current Intercontinental champion. For those of you just joining us you missed out, and only a few questions remain in my mind, let is find out what is going on inside the head of The Badd Boy. Now Mr. Ikeda, you no doubt are no stranger to holding gold in the EMF. The intercontinental championship is a piece you have never worn, what does that mean to you?
The Badd Boy: It means desire! I have been a long time Extreme Champion, a long time Attitude Internet Champion, and a former World Champion. For the nine months I was on a win streak, pretty much I was a champion the whole time. Now do not get me wrong I am not bragging about the accomplishments, I am simply stating what makes the desire of every superstar. Most kids at some point in their lives dream of being the world champion in the wrestling business. A select number try, and only a rare amount actually get to live out the dream. I love the world, but anything works, because any championship stands for being one of the best, and last time I checked in the list of titles the only one second to the world championship is the Intercontinental Championship. That is a goal that I have never attained, so what better time than now to set a new trend for myself, to push myself in a new direction and hope for only the best to come of it. Wasabi, is the current champion which is the real reason why we are facing. I defeated jobber Ikeda, I mean Wesley Ikeda to earn this title shot, and earning the shot is step one in taking the gold home with me. I like being able to add accomplishments to my list of things I have done here in the EMF,because this is the place where I have built who I am. This is where I matured into a much better superstar than what I once was. I have tried other federations, one I was in only for a short stint, but it was my beginning, the much talked about Total Attitude Wrestling. I obtained gold there quickly, and I could not describe the happiness I felt being able to hold it in the air. It was like the happiness I felt at my wedding divided by one hundred thousand, for those of you whom dislike math, that is still a substantial amount I guarantee you. In another place, I won a few bits of gold, three of the best, World, IC, and Extreme. Now I won't say much about those, because that was another place. None the less the EMF is undoubtedly where it is at and this is where I want to prove to the world that I can be the best in the business. The intercontinental championship is a prestigious championship, and I hope to be wearing the strap soon. That is not simply leather and tin to me, oh no that is a major accomplishment. That is leather and gold, that is worth more than any medal or any trophy, in the wrestling business that is everything. Next to the fans in this business that is next in line. Here you try to appeal to the fans, you win championships, and you compete against other superstars. Everything happens in revearse order though, you compete to get good, you get good you win championships, and when you do that the fans appreciate you that much more. I already earned the respect from the fans and competed against d@mn near everyone around here. The championship, such as the IC is what I am lacking and I intend on picking up on my slack.
DGNR8: Really, so what it comes down to is this match. Why don't you tell us your thoughts on this match?
The Badd Boy: It is the style I like, how I started and how I matured. Hardcore rules, anything goes, the exact styling I used to defeat Wasabi once upon a time, and I will use that to my full advantage here. Wasabi, I want you to remember that I do not admit defeat, I do not tap out, I pass out due to pain before anything. I have trained my body to withstand enormous amounts of pain, and my will to keep going is unprecidented to any other person. I enjoy being able to go to the highest pain threshhold in a match, not because I am sadistic and like pain, but because when we go up to that point and both men are giving it their all one will collapse under the pressure and I expect that to be you Wasabi. I have no intentions of going under oh no, the desire I have to win and be the best is through the roof so I will not be stopping at any cost. Everything goes on the line Wasabi, and this time I will not be entering your world like last time, no this time you will be entering my world. It is a badd place to be you should take my word for that, but instead I will give you a first hand lesson on that, because I think every man learns better through practice than by word of mouth. I like to talk, I do not think that has been a hidden fact, but what I enjoy more is being able to back up what I say through my actions. You are dealing with a Force of One, a force that you may take too lightly, because you put yourself up on some pedastood that is insane. Well, I hate to be the bearer of badd news, but I will be taking you off of your pedastool to put myself into a position of obtaining victory. Not only putting myself into that position, but being proactive, and taking that initiative to go in and take that victory right out of the hands you expect to win it. Then again in your position I guess if there is noone else to put their faith into you, then I guess you do have to do that on your own. My faith relies in my God and in the fact that I will be going on victoriously in our match. It is too important to me to win, so I can not substain a loss. If anything going into this match I have nothing to lose and all to gain, and you are stuck in the opposite corner. Like backing an animal into the corner and causing it to lash out, I will be able to put that much more of myself on the line than you can putting myself at a level in this match that you can not compete with on your best day. Do not deny that which you know is true Wasabi. Sushi boy, I am hungry like a wolf killing prey, I am hungry for a victory, and I will be getting that against you. I am starved as a matter of fact and I look to satisfy that craving. Wasabi, you are going to have one Badd Day, because I am Just Too Badd. You don't have to like that, you just have to deal with it, plain and simple! I hope that you have shined up that Intercontinental Championship for me, because I would hate to bring home a scuffed up championship.
DGNR8: Well those have been some strong words. Any more word on those rumors about teaming up with a top EMF superstar?
The Badd Boy: No none at all, I don't know why you are constantly insuing to that in hopes that others will think that I am. You know as an interviewer you should know better than to set others up and then let them down. I suggest until you get your facts straight that you just move on.
DGNR8: Whatever.
*DGNR8 runs down the hall into a broom closet, throws his hat and sunglasses down then rushes back out.*
Degenerate: Hey Badd Boy, sorry I had to split so what is going on?
The Badd Boy: Oh there you are. Hey, we'll meet up later, I gotta meet Ashlee for some dinner. Later man.
Degenerate: Later.
*Scene fades.*
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