The Badd Boy: So I haven't seen to have found a problem doing exactly that I have said I would do in every single match so far. Time and time again I have shut up the mouths of those I have faced and yet more just keep on coming that are undeserving. Given my main goal is to give the greatest possible show that I can for all of you very deserving fans out there, I'm tired of nobodies just being given shots at me. You give the nobodies shots at the hardcore or light heavy weight championships. You save the best of the best for me, because I can put anyone away, we might as well weed out the weekest of the week first. I mean, I am going to make the greatest intercontinental champion this federation has ever seen. I can go to places that these other superstars could only imagine going in the ring. They have yet to mature to the level they should be at to be able to be in the same ring as me. Without that in ring maturity, I'm just going to hurt all of these punks. I mean sure one of my opponents is older than dirt, but he still isn't at the right level of competition. My match is almost going to be a walk in the park. I say almost because, this is a tables ladders and chairs match. I don't think I'll be able to resist taking some leaps of faith, and doing some extra damage. I've always been hardcore at heart, it's in the Ikeda bloodline. It's a shame that my competition couldn't be a little bit stronger, because this match is going to be all Badd Boy.

After all first up is Hulk Hogan. The man who thinks a leg drop will keep me down. Hulk Hogan, you want to come in here acting like anyone gives a d@mn about you and your nWo? How tough is your little rinky dink group of rag tag little leaguers going to look when in your first match you lose to me? You're going to have to move on and try to intimidate the light heavy weights or something, because I don't put up with scare tactics. You can have your new world order, I hope the three of you have a blast. Though it will probably be pretty hard to keep having good times if you keep getting beat in the ring. You know as the saying goes, either you are with the nWo or you are against it, I guess you could safely assume that I am against it, so I dare you to bring me the supposed wrath that is supposed to come with that. Oh please bring on all of the hurt that I should receive because I am against the nwo. I could beat you now, tomorrow, two weeks from now, two years from now. I could do it everytime, and about all of the damage you are going to do to me is make my knuckles hurt, and that will be from punching you in the face. Listen old man, you probably have this thought in your head that you are some icon of the business, but in all reality I am the icon of professional wrestling. In the past years I have accomplished more in this business than ninety nine percent of the people that have tried. I am one of the greatest athletes to ever have stepped foot in the ring. Hogan, there is no comparison between us, because you couldn't hold a candle to me. When I broke into my first big league I went nine straight months without a single blemish on my record. That blemish wasn’t even a one on one loss it was a stable verses stable match where I fought harder than any other member on my team. I had been wrestling for over two years before I took a one on one loss, boy was that kid ever lucky. Are you getting the bottom line Hogan? By the time I get to be your age, I won’t have to take a pathetic looking now and use it to try and save face, I will be a million times better than you could have dreamed and I’ll prove it in the match when I take you out.

And Mr. Perfect, how could we forget about Mr. Perfect. Wait wait wait, am I hearing the name right? Do you really think you are perfect? Now I won’t claim that I am, because none of us are. If we were we’d be Christ himself, however I guess it’s easy to claim yourself as perfect when you get thrown into the federation. You don’t have a single loss on your record, nobody has seen you make any big mistakes. Then again on the other hand you don’t have any wins, you have nothing to brag about, there’s just nothing to you. So claiming your perfect as of right now though it is technically true doesn’t really say much of anything, because we all look at you and can see that you haven’t done a d@mned thing so what do we care if you brag about your perfect record? And by the end of our match you’ll also find that your record will still contain a So claiming your perfect as of right now though it is technically true doesn’t really say much of anything, because we all look at you and can see that you haven’t done a d@mned thing so what do we care if you brag about your perfect record? And by the end of our match you’ll also find that your record will still contain a zero with a one next to it, exeept the zero will be under the win column and the one will be under the losses, because there’s absolutely no way in hell I’m going to let the likes of you stop my perfect record here in the SWO. Because you see Perfect, I can say I have a perfect record and it eman something, because I’ve already started putting away name after name and I won the Intercontinental championship. I have bragging rights for everything that I have. Sure I talked the talk, but I also d@mn well walked the walk as I put my money where my mouth was and backed up every word that I let loose of. Just like I’m telling you here right now, I will defeat you when we step into the ring. You see just how Badd I am and why I deserve this championship. Next week I’ll be out here to proudly proclaim that I backed up what I said and put you to rest. This championship deserves in ring perfection, so it deserves the one and only Badd Boy.

And last, and probably least there’s El chicano. Last time I listened to you start flapping your gums I believe you were saying something about my brother hiding underneath our mom’s skirt. I think it needs to be made very clear to you that you should never bring in someone’s mother into a conversation if you don’t know anything about them. Our mother is dead and so I don’t appreciate any reference to her in any type of demeaning manor. What that earns you is an @$$ whooping just fore being a complete moron and not paying attention to what in the hell is going on. If there’s one thing I hate about people who are arrogant and don’t have reason to be it’s people who are complete utter morons that don’t know what is coming out of their mouths. Chicano, you never know what it is that will set a man off and get him ticked. I am typically a very patient man, but since I hate stupid people, and you’ve proven yourself to be amongst the dumbest of the dumb I will be more than happy to set your @$$ straight when we climb into the ring together. I’m not going to be nice to you and just say let us let that one go, this isn’t baseball you don’t get three strikes. With me chicano you are only going to get one strike and it appears as if you have already used it up. Wow, sucks to be you in this upcoming match. I mean this is a Tables Ladders and Chairs match. This is going to be all about hardcore, but wait that’s right, you said you are all about the hardcore, that you are the most hardcore man that is out there. You were talking about all of the things you’ve done, son I’m an Ikeda, I have done so much hardcore wrestling I would make all of those things you have done look like a five year olds playtime in the backyard. You don’t know the beginning hardcore. But I’ll be glad to show you when I overcome all obstacles and demolish you inside of the ring. I am one sick man inside of that ring, because I don’t care what I do not only to my own body, but I also don’t care what I do to the bodies of others. As long as I give it my absolute all, make sure the fans get more than what they paid to see, and walk away the winner I have accomplished my goal.

So to all three of my poor pitiful opponents, I’ll see all of you in the ring, when you all meet the baddest man on the planet!