The Badd Boy: Great, this week I'm stuck against the guy who can't even get a real name. Now I know I'm probably the last guy that should be picking apart names, because I make the baddest puns known to mankind, but at least you can pronounce mine. Look J Kaching, you aren't being original. Prince already did the whole changing his name to a symbol bit. Do you feel tougher like that? Like you're rolling in the dough? Listen J dollar get real, flashy names aren't enough to keep your head above the surface in this game. J Cash needs to be sure he has real skill before he worries about finding a way to make his name stand out. To date you haven't been able to bring out your best stuff, because from what I've seen you're on the list of the many jobbers that inhabit this federation.

Now J dough, don't get me wrong I know it's tough to be great in this business, and it's not everyday you get to face guys like myself that have been big time, for a long time. That's alright, the intimidation factor must be huge, because this is a challenge you've never had to face before. I know the other way around there is no such thing as an intimidating factor. You are about as ferocious looking as a flea. I know I sure as hell don't fear what you have in store for me, because you'd be lucky to even be able to leave a scratch on me. Based on what I've seen you might not be ready for the big time yet J cents. You look like a young guy, probably a rookie to the game, still trying to find your nich in the business ane make yourself something big. Well keep working at it.

Basically I have in ring skill that is unparalleled. J dollar, I'm going to come at you from every angle I can, and hit you so fast and hard you won't be able to believe it. I will hit you with my high octane offense that is a combination of every possible style. Yourself, you look like a high flyer, hey I'm more than ready for you, and whatever goofy @$$ moves you think you can pull on me. I will be happy to ground you straight onto the mat and keep you from being able to get anywhere in that ring with me. I hope you're ready J bucks, because you'll be dealing with a force the likes you have never seen before. This is the match that I'm looking forward to showing off in so that I can get the push I'm looking for to do better in this federation and really be able to show off what talents I have.

Basically I'm looking to be able to nab some type of championship. To get that obviously I need a shot, and to get a shot, I have to show the higher ups what I have deep down inside. That's where you come in J smackaroo, I need to use you to help propel myself. It's really what any one of us are here to do, that and entertain the fans. So I'll be looking to kill two birds with one stone. I'll show what I'm made of in the ring for you, and I will give those fans exactly what they deserve. Pure entertainment, exactly what they paid money to come to the arena and see. I hate to let any fan get disappointed, if one leaves disappointed I haven't done my job. So Intense is just around the corner. Are you ready for it J bills? I hope so, because for you this is going to be one...badd...night!