Role Play Background:
If you don't know I'm not going to tell you that Ashlee wife of Tony "The Badd Boy" Ikeda is pregnant with a baby. You'll just have to find out on your own.
*Tony Ikeda is sitting on the bed watching television. Ashlee is sitting at the vanity brushing her hair. Tony turns off the television and climbs in bed. Ashlee gets up from the vanity and joins him.*
Ashlee Ikeda: Goodnight honey.
Tony Ikeda: Goodnight sweetie.
*He gives her a goodnight kiss, turns off the light and gets comfortable.*
Ashlee Ikeda: Tony...
Tony Ikeda: Yes?
Ashlee Ikeda: Aren't you going to tell them goodnight?
Tony Ikeda: How do they know night or day?
Ashlee Ikeda: Maybe if they don't hear voices they might get frightened. I have two boys, I can tell. It's like having you and Wes inside of me. Not to be gross or anything.
Tony Ikeda: Well not to be, but it was disgusting.
Ashlee Ikeda: Do you know how unstable I am right now? I am so unstable, and I, oh my God, Oh My God, this is sounding like a black widow promo.
*Ashlee pulls the covers up over her head.*
Ashlee Ikeda: Somebody slap me, I'm complaining too much.
Tony Ikeda: How about this, it's getting late, so I would like to say Goodnight little hell raisers, and babe rest will take care of that problem.
Ashlee Ikeda: Did you just call my children hell raisers? You just called my children hell raisers.
Tony Ikeda: Based soley on what you told me, yes I did. It's not like I called them Demon Chyldren...
Ashlee Ikeda: Well you know what? Just for that hell raisers and demon chyldren comment you are staying awake. They are having names, something to go by other than hell raisers.
Tony Ikeda: Okay, The Badd Kids, Badd Boy Jr. and Badd girl. Goodnight.
Ashlee Ikeda: I'm serious.
Tony Ikeda: This shouldn't be punishment after your comment about Wes and I. That was just wrong.
Ashlee Ikeda: Two boys names, two girls names. Get thinking.
Tony Ikeda: This is not a quiz show.
Ashlee Ikeda: Couldn't you just do it for me...please?
Tony Ikeda: Oh my God I need coffee for something like this. Ok, how about Adeki Ikeda...
Ashlee Ikeda: I'm just going to bed now.
Tony Ikeda: Okay, goodnight, see you in the morning.
Ashlee Ikeda: You know what? It's obvious you get to have all your fun creating your children you don't want to take the responsability for naming them. So why don't you get your stupid fucking ass out of my bed and go to the couch with your stupid fucking dog.
Tony Ikeda: Why is it so wrong to wait to do it during the day, when we are awake, when we have a lot of time, when bed isn't screaming my name?
Ashlee Ikeda: I'm sorry it's too much for you to have a conversation about naming your children at two thirty in the morning, but I bet you would be wide awake if I were about to have sex with you.
Tony Ikeda: Sex is a physical activity that gets the blood flowing, trying to think of names...doesn't get the blood flowing to stay alert.
Ashlee Ikeda: I thought you told me to get out of my room.
Tony Ikeda: Fine what do you want to name them?
Ashlee Ikeda: Hmmm, one I'll name Get, the other I'll name Out.
Tony Ikeda: Yeah and they'll get made fun of for the rest of their lives. What about Tristan and Kristin?
Ashlee Ikeda: Tristan I like, you I don't. Get out of my bed.
Tony Ikeda: I'm not going.
Ashlee Ikeda: Fine, I'm going for a drive, I will see you later, have a good sleep.
Tony Ikeda: It gets better, you're not going either. You are in not putting my kids in harms way in a motor vehicle.
Ashlee Ikeda: Oh your children you don't even want to name, I'll go wherever I want.
Tony Ikeda: No, you're not endangering them. Now I threw a couple of names out there to get it going and you still refused to continue the conversation.
Ashlee Ikeda: I'm endangering my childrend by driving a car?
Tony Ikeda: When your p!ssed, yes.
Ashlee Ikeda: I'm not angry, I'm disappointed. Goodnight.
Tony Ikeda: Oh no, there's no goodnight, I'm wide awake now. Why are you disappointed? Should I be disappointed if I wanted us to repave the driveway by three a.m.? Of course not.
Ashlee Ikeda: I didn't say anything was final, it's just going to be a discussion. Now I'm going to my kitchen, to eat my ice cream, while you sleep in my bed.....actually just forget it, I'm tired, I'm going to go to bed now. Sorry I gave you such a hard time.
Tony Ikeda: What!?
Ashlee Ikeda: Nothing, I guess that's what happens. I'm over sensitve and over emotional. I guess I'm like Katrina. Oh my God I hope this will be over soon.
*They laugh.*
Tony Ikeda: No offense, and they say the male has it easy in this whole process.
Ashlee Ikeda: It would have been very easy if you would have just did what I asked. Oh and Tony? Would you drive fifteen miles to Bobby's and get me some ice cream?
Tony Ikeda: I th...
Ashlee Ikeda: I'm kidding. Goodnight sweetheart.
*The Badd Boy gets comfortable....again and the two go to sleep.*
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